Got questions about Monday’s twisty, super-fun, cameo-packed Gossip Girl series finale? Well, we’ve got answers — straight from exec producer Stephanie Savage herself.
TVLINE | When did you decide that Dan would be Gossip Girl?
I don’t think we ever had another choice in our mind. It was always just a question of were we going to reveal it or not to reveal it. It was unclear if knowing Gossip Girl’s identity was something fans would want. Maybe it was more fun for everyone to not know who Gossip Girl was and be able to speculate and come up with your own ideas.
TVLINE | It’s no surprise that fans are now combing through six years of episodes looking for inconsistencies — like scenes where Dan was alone reading Gossip Girl’s blasts and looking surprised. How do you account for that stuff?
We didn’t want to lean in too heavily to that idea. It was nothing that we talked to the actors about. It was nothing that we wanted to be part of Penn Badgely’s performance as Dan. Or something that we wanted viewers to be actively thinking about. We were hoping to have a nice long run and we didn’t want people to be preoccupied by the question of, “Who is Gossip Girl?” So we held reins loosely and didn’t want to draw attention to the fact that one of our main characters might actually be Gossip Girl.
TVLINE | Are you then sort of asking viewers to take a leap of faith with you on this, acknowledging that all of the pieces to the puzzle might not fit?
Um… no. [Laughs] I don’t think I’m asking that.
TVLINE | Nate ended up single — why?
Well, he’s single for now. The Nate story we wanted to tell was that Dan allowed him to break the Gossip Girl story, which helped jumpstart The Spectator. And to see Nate at a place in the future where he was successful and focused on work. He didn’t have any crazy partners or distracting girlfriends. We’re seeing him come into his own as a young man and a real player in the New York scene.
TVLINE | What was the significance of Chuck and Blair naming their child Henry?
That was what Chuck renamed himself when he was shot.
TVLINE | Why was it important for you to show that Chuck and Blair had become parents?
It seemed like the ultimate coming together of their union and their future. And wanting to see that Chuck and Blair could both be good parents… See the joy that that little boy brings to his grandparents. And you got to see a little mini-Chuck in a bowtie.
TVLINE | Did you ever consider putting Dan and Blair together in the future?
Um… nope! [Laughs]
TVLINE | So it was always going to be Chuck and Blair?
I don’t know about always, but certainly by the end of last season when we were writing our Season 5 finale. We had a sense of what the endgame of the characters were going to be. We knew what we were writing to in Season 6.
TVLINE | A lot of people were surprised that Rufus and Lily didn’t reunite. Talk to me about that decision.
Obviously, Rufus and Lily together complicates the Serena and Dan dynamic. But more importantly, we felt that Rufus and Lily gave it a real college try. But after CeCe died, it was just too hard for Lilt to meet Rufus in the middle. She tried to make it work with Bart Bass, and he was a little bit — or a lot — too dark. And psychotic. Dr. Van der Woodsen kind of split the difference. He’s going to let Lily drink all the gin in her teacup that she wants and not really questions any of her choices like Rufus might. He’s the father of her children. So that felt like a fun, slightly twisted way to end out Lily’s romantic story. And I think it was very important that we saw that Rufus and Lily still have a very strong and loving connection with each other. And they’ll always be bonded by the relationship between their children.
Gossip Girl's Series Finale: We Are All Gossip Girl
Folks, we made it. I don't know how, but we made it. After six years and 121 episodes—more than half of which were truly awful—Gossip Girl is over. It's been a real pleasure writing about the show in its final season because few shows have derailed to such a hilarious degree at the end (and because I apparently love 10-week stretches of misery). The series finale delivered exactly what so many of us thought it would, which is a whole bunch of belly laughs. One final time, let's run it back.
1. Gossip Girl revealed
Welp. Dan Humphrey a.k.a. Lonely Boy a.k.a. Bart Bass's Last Best Friend is—and has always been—Gossip Girl. When he realized that he could never get "inside" the Upper East Side's elite teen circles, he decided to blog about it. Of course, it really all goes back to his undying, never-wavering, absolutely full-proof true love of Serena. The big plan that Dan kept referring to all season apparently just had two steps: 1.) Make everyone hate him, and 2.) Reveal that he's Gossip Girl so they'll just forgive him. I love it when a plan comes together.
I'd love to say that this finale was full of surprises, but that simply isn't true—and that definitely applies to Gossip Girl's identity, too. Dan's been our key target for the role of Gossip Girl for a while now, even if it doesn't totally hold up logic-wise (I can't believe I just wrote that; as if anything on the show does). I guess Dan's plan itself makes some sense using the warped logic of this world, but it's tough not to look back and think about all the things that don't necessarily track with Dan's real identity. The finale shooed us away from doing that thinking by focusing on the big, obvious moments like the fact that GG went away after Chuck and Blair's accident and Dan showed up to Serena's big call-out, but it was still somewhat of a stretch.
The reactions from the rest of the core characters were more amusing than the actual reveal. Serena was elated because she's brain dead. Nate didn't actually care because hey, Dan had just saved his terrible news publication and helped him avoid defaulting on a loan. Chuck pretty much knew it all along. And Blair. Oh sweet, sweet Blair. The show couldn't help but give her one more chance to be a petulant, irrational child. Her recent pure hatred for Dan was so out of character that I cringed every time they were on the same city block in this episode. Get over it, B.
Ultimately, I appreciate the real attempt to make Gossip Girl's identity an important part of the narrative. Although I always knew that the series would reveal GG's identity in the finale, I imagined it would just be a throwaway bit of fan service (you know, like the rest of the show). In that regard, it does seem like the writers at least thought it through when crafting the final season of the show. At the time I'm writing this review, it's yet to be known whether Schwartz, Savage and company had this idea in mind for a while. I don't especially care if they didn't because this is all a big joke anyway, but I am curious to hear what they have to say.
2. Consequences, LOL
In the first portion, we were led to believe that what happened at the end of last week's unbelievably dramatic penultimate episode meant big trouble for Chuck and Blair. The stupid show even went as far as to play a song that repeatedly references Bonnie and Clyde just in case we weren't paying attention to the terrible writing. So much of the first 25ish minutes of the finale were dedicated to C and B trying to avoid the police just for questioning, mind you, because these are OUR HEROES—and planning a sham wedding on the fly with the help of Uncle Jack Bass (and raise your hand if you thought Desmond Harrington would get more screen time than like half of the longtime series regulars).
But then, once the wedding happened and both of them went to jail, none of that truly mattered. Within literal minutes, Chuck and Blair returned from the police station, shrugged their shoulders, claimed everything was okay, and let's just move on because OMG Dan is totes GG WTF. Remember: This entire season was about Chuck's competition/war/deep voice-off with Bart. Then Bart died. And the whole thing was just shimmied away. There was no funeral. No one said anything substantive about what happened to Bart, what it means for Chuck as a man, how it will shape his relationship with Blair, nothing. In fact, to add insult to injury, Blair at one point said, in celebratory fashion, that Chuck accomplished his goals. By letting his own father fall off a skyscraper, then becoming a fugitive and then marrying to avoid any real trial because the New York Department of Correction just doesn't have the time to worry about the death of a global icon.
If you're a Chuck and Blair fan, you're happy right now. And I'm happy for you. Your couple ended up together, just like the show wanted. But I will never, ever understand the kind of truly warped rationale that the writers used to keep bringing these two characters back together and the especially horrid things both of them did in the final season as we were asked to root for them the most. They let someone die, got married to cover it up, had a baby, and OKAY HAPPY ENDING. The people who write this show do know that Bonnie and Clyde were actually terrible people, right?
3. FIVE YEARS LATER... IN HELL
Honestly, this episode was pretty innocuous until the last few minutes. Gossip Girl the kind of bad show that thinks we need to see five years into the future of these ingrates' lives, but somehow, the series managed to make it even worse than I could have guessed. The kitchen sink-style happy ending never appeals to me. Nate has a private jet! And he's going to be the youngest mayor in the history of New York City! Chuck and Blair have birthed their own future sex offender into the world! Rufus is with Lisa Loeb! Lily's back with William! Jenny is indeed alive and looks like a fancy Suicide Girl! Decl— I mean Eric is alive and back from the Hamptons! Uncle Jack and Georgina are probably together because they sarcastically flirted five years ago and we all know that equals TV True Love! And wouldn't you know it, Dan and Serena got their magical, opulent wedding as well!
You guys know I wish they all would have ended up in prison. At least half of them belong there. But this sort of slapdash, rose-colored ending makes me a little sick. They might as well have just held up a big cue card that said "...AND ALL WAS WELL," J.K. Rowling-style. The only good part about it was Rufus's glasses. He aged well.
Though, I do like to imagine that Dan and Serena broke up 429 times in the five years between the finale and the flashforward. Maybe this was even their second wedding.
The only thing that truly matters here. Though, you'd think Schwartz and Savage wouldn't have wanted to bring her on for that little winking moment with Kristen Bell—seriously, Bell literally winked at the camera because subtlety is dead and so is my spirit—because all it hopefully did was remind people that they worked on a much better teen drama about pretty rich people in the middle part of the last decade.
Still, between the Bilson-Bell scene and the admittedl?y entertaining conversation with the characters suggesting who they thought might have been Gossip Girl all along, the finale managed to work in a few nice self-serving-but-charming moments.
5. The end
There's no good way to say goodbye to Gossip Girl. Well, no good way that doesn't involve pictures of troll faces or YouTube clips of funny tuba songs on repeat. I've been thinking a lot about Gossip Girl's legacy over the past few days and I don't really know what to make of it. The show went off the rails so substantially early on and never truly recovered, so it's not as if it fits into any conversation about the best teen dramas in history (or even in the last decade). It's probably the Josh Schwartz's worst work, and that includes the 62 pilots he's been attached to that haven't gotten picked up. Unfortunately, it's probably still the defining show of The CW, which makes this an end of an era of failure and misguided niche hype.
I can't say I'll be sorry to see any of these characters go, especially in their final forms. The last season was a train wreck from start to finish and, while I think the finale didn't hit the same kind of nadirs as the previous two episodes, it certainly didn't revitalize anything either. Gossip Girl lost its way a long time ago and went out as tone deaf and dull as it was during much of its run.
What did you think of the Gossip Girl series finale?
What did you think of the Gossip Girl series finale?