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2:35 pm - 12/12/2012

Kristen Stewart Too Dirty for Robert Pattinson?



“Kristen Stewart needs to clean up her act — literally!” declares the National Enquirer.

The tabloid claims the Twilight star’s “body odor and disheveled appearance are starting to rub her beau Robert Pattinson the wrong way.”

“Rob’s a laid-back guy, but he is starting to find Kristen’s grungy habits a turnoff,” explains a so-called Enquirer source. “She rarely washes her hair, only brushes her teeth once a day at best and very rarely wears perfume.”


As a result, says the magazine, Pattinson has “warned her that he’ll dump her for good if she doesn’t change her slovenly ways.”

According to the tab’s insider, “He loved it when she made an effort to look her best during the ‘Twilight’ promotional tour. But now she’s back to her lazy old self, and Rob’s not impressed.”

The Enquirer argues that Stewart is “stinking up” her rekindled romance with Pattinson, because he’s more critical of her flaws now then he would have been in the past.

“He’s looking at her in a different light and he’s nowhere near as forgiving as he used to be,” says the mag’s source. “He told her that if she doesn’t do something about her hygiene and appearance, he’s leaving.”

Debbie Downer source says this is not true
jessieka 12th-Dec-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
rebeljean 12th-Dec-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
Even cheating?
itscomicrelief 12th-Dec-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
Kristen Was coming onto Rupert's face. Close enough
kwikimart 12th-Dec-2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
What the fuck does this even mean?
Since this appears to be her attitude to everything, she probably thinks her cheating was justified because she was being honest to her feeling and everyone else just didn't understand.
She sounds like such a tool.
hjohnson 12th-Dec-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
Maybe not justified but she personally doesn't ~regret it because she was acting truthfully on her feelings.


Despite her boyfriend of four years and the wife and children of the man she cheated with.
stars_fell 12th-Dec-2012 08:58 pm (UTC)
I know someone whose general attitude towards life is like this. So she sees nothing wrong with having been an emotionally manipulative and abusive psycho bitch, and nearly causing my sister to have a nervous breakdown, because she was being ~true to her feelings. Or some horseshit like that.
wauwy 12th-Dec-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
only edgy white hipsters suffering from tragic ennui have reached a sufficient state of enlightenment to understand it, tbh.
beatlesluv 12th-Dec-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
She honestly wanted a ride sis, so those feelings are therefore valid. IMO she has serious delusions of grandeur and is so entitled it's unreal. She's a huge tool.
tracygee 12th-Dec-2012 10:10 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it's just a totally self-centered attitude. How could it possibly be wrong if I honestly want to do it?

As if she went home and told Rob all about it. As if Rupert did the same. As if she spent even a megasecond thinking about the fact that he was married with kids.

It's all about her.
mmbien 12th-Dec-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
well she definitely doesn't sound like a complete narcissist
thesegoto11 12th-Dec-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
handsdowntoo 12th-Dec-2012 08:49 pm (UTC)
I could see forgiving someone that was remorseful. But this shit is ridiculous. Can't regret fucking a married father because I "honestly" wanted that dick.
dubiously 12th-Dec-2012 08:51 pm (UTC)
Is she singing this? That headbob, eyes closed has me all confused...
tornumbrella 12th-Dec-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
it's really weird how she's fixated on talking about realness and honesty

Edited at 2012-12-12 08:53 pm (UTC)
solsty 12th-Dec-2012 08:59 pm (UTC)
She's either stupid or insanely narcissistic.
eyduh 12th-Dec-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
she looks like she's pooping

also she is delusional and has serious issues.
wauwy 12th-Dec-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
lmao she looks so ~sincere
beatlesluv 12th-Dec-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
She honestly wanted to ride that filthy old penis. So she can't regret it tbh.
ion_square 12th-Dec-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
it's so funny when really fake people are obsessed with honesty and realness
bienenkiste 12th-Dec-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
rme into a motherfucking coma
judgmental 12th-Dec-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
why is she doing that expression, is she in pain
sweet_honesty 13th-Dec-2012 01:25 am (UTC)
God, she is such a moron.
apricotvodka 13th-Dec-2012 11:30 am (UTC)
"You can't regret anything if you're coming from a really honest place"

Typical self-center trite. If the consequences affect only yourself, then by all means, do as you please. Problem is, we know everything we do affect those far and near to us. There's also that pesky little thing known as human nature. Just because your thoughts/actions come from a honest place within yourself doesn't mean those are good thoughts/actions. A rapist is honest to themselves by dominating someone else, surely they shouldn't regret anything. She's advocating for an open ended moral code that is accommodating to anything and everything.

She keeps saying things like this that on the surface sounds innocuous but in reality are quite harmful to herself and to those around her. I hope she grows out of it. She's old enough to be holding this teenager tripe as a way of life.
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