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2:35 pm - 12/12/2012

Kristen Stewart Too Dirty for Robert Pattinson?



“Kristen Stewart needs to clean up her act — literally!” declares the National Enquirer.

The tabloid claims the Twilight star’s “body odor and disheveled appearance are starting to rub her beau Robert Pattinson the wrong way.”

“Rob’s a laid-back guy, but he is starting to find Kristen’s grungy habits a turnoff,” explains a so-called Enquirer source. “She rarely washes her hair, only brushes her teeth once a day at best and very rarely wears perfume.”


As a result, says the magazine, Pattinson has “warned her that he’ll dump her for good if she doesn’t change her slovenly ways.”

According to the tab’s insider, “He loved it when she made an effort to look her best during the ‘Twilight’ promotional tour. But now she’s back to her lazy old self, and Rob’s not impressed.”

The Enquirer argues that Stewart is “stinking up” her rekindled romance with Pattinson, because he’s more critical of her flaws now then he would have been in the past.

“He’s looking at her in a different light and he’s nowhere near as forgiving as he used to be,” says the mag’s source. “He told her that if she doesn’t do something about her hygiene and appearance, he’s leaving.”

Debbie Downer source says this is not true
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thelovehater 12th-Dec-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
Too filthy for Robert Pattinson? What is she doing, peeing her pants and wearing them again. The hell is this article - most of the time they both look like they've got epic B.O.
just_some_broad 12th-Dec-2012 09:00 pm (UTC)
lol you just said every single thing I was coming into this post to say
wheezy_wazlib 12th-Dec-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
I love your icon
hannahgrace456 12th-Dec-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
lol mte
hawaii_bombay 12th-Dec-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
I wonder if their B.O rubs on people like in the Seinfeld episode.
acharmedlife 14th-Dec-2012 03:33 am (UTC)
Pretty much summarised what I was going to say.

They both look grungy and disgusting when they're left to their own devices.
summerswings 14th-Dec-2012 06:39 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i fucking love you
anna_drenxavier 14th-Dec-2012 08:36 am (UTC)
LMAO
212363 12th-Dec-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
Doubt this is true because she's always been like this. It's not like it's a new thing.
moonagedaydream 12th-Dec-2012 08:59 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but now she's a cheating DIRTY whore.
hollis1975 12th-Dec-2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
maybe shes reached a whole new level in filth
fakevoices 12th-Dec-2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
my reaction too
anus 12th-Dec-2012 08:49 pm (UTC)
I miss Sirens ):
bloolikejazz 12th-Dec-2012 11:23 pm (UTC)
ashley <3
whutness 13th-Dec-2012 01:59 am (UTC)
what a beautiful gif
acharmedlife 14th-Dec-2012 03:35 am (UTC)
Mmm, Richard Madden.
devolute 12th-Dec-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
are they still promoting the movie how long are they contracted for this shit
yurasama_love 12th-Dec-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
When the DVD is released, the relationship will be over.
noon 12th-Dec-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
and very rarely wears perfume.

final straw imo, off with her head !
cloudynitemare 12th-Dec-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
I hate it when I forget to put on perfume tbh.
cerseilannister 12th-Dec-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
same.
bloolikejazz 12th-Dec-2012 11:23 pm (UTC)
mte i feel like everyone knows because i smell "basic"
whutness 13th-Dec-2012 02:00 am (UTC)
I get so mad when I wake up late and have to rush to school then realize I forgot perfume. Ruins my day tbh
harmlessbondage 14th-Dec-2012 12:56 am (UTC)
load up on samples and keep one or a couple in your purse at all times :) or, if you buy those gift sets, keep the smelly lotion in your purse. they're only good for fragrance/suck as moisturizers, anyway.

i shower daily and have excellent hygiene but i, too, feel naked without perfume. if i forget to put it on, i won't even immediately notice what's wrong but something will be off the whole day.
xathenex 14th-Dec-2012 06:28 am (UTC)
Me too. Mostly because the guy I sit next to smells bad, so when I get overwhemled I can stick my nose down my sleeve...
wheezy_wazlib 12th-Dec-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
So he can overlook her cheating yet supposedly not this, lol
teaaet 12th-Dec-2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
idg how anybody can wear perfume. they all smell horrible to me, on everyone. body splash ftw.
devourlove 12th-Dec-2012 08:49 pm (UTC)
lol right? i didn't realize how grungy it was for me to not put on fresh perfume every day.
hawaii_bombay 12th-Dec-2012 08:52 pm (UTC)
I only wear perfume when I go out.
theratwhispers 12th-Dec-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
I can't even use perfume. I smell like a skunk.
hannahgrace456 12th-Dec-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
MTE. That was such a random comment to tack onto that.
starzangelus 12th-Dec-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
I'm allergic to perfume. Fuck all of you who put on the whole bottle and give me a headache for the rest of the day!
wauwy 12th-Dec-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
lol right?

My conditioner (and hair products and skin lotion and lip gloss and deodorant) already does a fine job making me smell nice when people are close to me. Perfume or cologne just stinks and I hate when people wear enough for me to smell it. real talk
fred2265 14th-Dec-2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
lol.
calinewarkwc69 12th-Dec-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
Yup. Settling in for this. Needed a good drag today.
jessieka 12th-Dec-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
rebeljean 12th-Dec-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
Even cheating?
itscomicrelief 12th-Dec-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
Kristen Was coming onto Rupert's face. Close enough
kwikimart 12th-Dec-2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
What the fuck does this even mean?
Since this appears to be her attitude to everything, she probably thinks her cheating was justified because she was being honest to her feeling and everyone else just didn't understand.
She sounds like such a tool.
hjohnson 12th-Dec-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
Maybe not justified but she personally doesn't ~regret it because she was acting truthfully on her feelings.


Despite her boyfriend of four years and the wife and children of the man she cheated with.
stars_fell 12th-Dec-2012 08:58 pm (UTC)
I know someone whose general attitude towards life is like this. So she sees nothing wrong with having been an emotionally manipulative and abusive psycho bitch, and nearly causing my sister to have a nervous breakdown, because she was being ~true to her feelings. Or some horseshit like that.
wauwy 12th-Dec-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
only edgy white hipsters suffering from tragic ennui have reached a sufficient state of enlightenment to understand it, tbh.
beatlesluv 12th-Dec-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
She honestly wanted a ride sis, so those feelings are therefore valid. IMO she has serious delusions of grandeur and is so entitled it's unreal. She's a huge tool.
tracygee 12th-Dec-2012 10:10 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it's just a totally self-centered attitude. How could it possibly be wrong if I honestly want to do it?

As if she went home and told Rob all about it. As if Rupert did the same. As if she spent even a megasecond thinking about the fact that he was married with kids.

It's all about her.
mmbien 12th-Dec-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
well she definitely doesn't sound like a complete narcissist
thesegoto11 12th-Dec-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
handsdowntoo 12th-Dec-2012 08:49 pm (UTC)
I could see forgiving someone that was remorseful. But this shit is ridiculous. Can't regret fucking a married father because I "honestly" wanted that dick.
dubiously 12th-Dec-2012 08:51 pm (UTC)
Is she singing this? That headbob, eyes closed has me all confused...
tornumbrella 12th-Dec-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
it's really weird how she's fixated on talking about realness and honesty

Edited at 2012-12-12 08:53 pm (UTC)
solsty 12th-Dec-2012 08:59 pm (UTC)
She's either stupid or insanely narcissistic.
eyduh 12th-Dec-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
she looks like she's pooping

also she is delusional and has serious issues.
wauwy 12th-Dec-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
lmao she looks so ~sincere
beatlesluv 12th-Dec-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
She honestly wanted to ride that filthy old penis. So she can't regret it tbh.
ion_square 12th-Dec-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
it's so funny when really fake people are obsessed with honesty and realness
bienenkiste 12th-Dec-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
rme into a motherfucking coma
judgmental 12th-Dec-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
why is she doing that expression, is she in pain
sweet_honesty 13th-Dec-2012 01:25 am (UTC)
God, she is such a moron.
apricotvodka 13th-Dec-2012 11:30 am (UTC)
"You can't regret anything if you're coming from a really honest place"

Typical self-center trite. If the consequences affect only yourself, then by all means, do as you please. Problem is, we know everything we do affect those far and near to us. There's also that pesky little thing known as human nature. Just because your thoughts/actions come from a honest place within yourself doesn't mean those are good thoughts/actions. A rapist is honest to themselves by dominating someone else, surely they shouldn't regret anything. She's advocating for an open ended moral code that is accommodating to anything and everything.

She keeps saying things like this that on the surface sounds innocuous but in reality are quite harmful to herself and to those around her. I hope she grows out of it. She's old enough to be holding this teenager tripe as a way of life.
comalies 12th-Dec-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
Doesn't he ~love to lick her armpits though.
thelovehater 12th-Dec-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
Gagging at the thought of this.
demented_21 12th-Dec-2012 08:45 pm (UTC)
mte
infinite_drag 14th-Dec-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
so gross...
cloudynitemare 12th-Dec-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
lmao
ljubavirakija 12th-Dec-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
When will this promo tour end?? I'm so tired of them
ritzyroxie 12th-Dec-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
He always looks a disheveled mess, tho. rme
noon 12th-Dec-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
what kind of perfect icon
ritzyroxie 12th-Dec-2012 08:41 pm (UTC)
likewise, t b q h
silentxstrom 12th-Dec-2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
ikr, shouldn't it be the other way around? he certainly looks dirtier than her.
holyfrijoles_2 12th-Dec-2012 08:48 pm (UTC)
ikr? i don't think that shit is cute either. he is a grown ass man.
hawaii_bombay 12th-Dec-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
He looks like he smells.
hannahgrace456 12th-Dec-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
MTE. He looks dirty, she just looks disheveled.
in_my_tree 12th-Dec-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
ectypes 12th-Dec-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
mte shelly
derangeddream 12th-Dec-2012 09:51 pm (UTC)
Gotta love Sheldon
wheezy_wazlib 12th-Dec-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
But they both don't make an effort when they're away from the red carpet, lbr
demi32 12th-Dec-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
I thought some years back the gossip tabs said Robert was smelly too.
britnik2 12th-Dec-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
Lol'ing 4eva at this article.
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