My earliest memory is from shortly after I was brought home from the hospital after being born. I was getting a bath in the bathroom sink and it hurt. It was this horrible seashell sink that had ridges and it hurt my back and spine and I was crying because I couldn't understand why the lady giving me the bath (my grandma) wasn't making the pain ago away and I wanted the other lady (my mom) because I knew she'd make it stop hurting and she was comfort.

I also remember of bunch of other things from when I was like 1 and 2. I have a freakish memory.