8:48 pm - 12/11/2012

Tiki Barber will still be nice to you if you literally shit on him!!!

Former New York Giants running back and oft-maligned broadcaster Tiki Barber went ahead and gave America the formal go-ahead to just drop trou and let ‘er rip today, ending what was no doubt an uncomfortable “do we or don’t we poop on Tiki Barber” dilemma for the country and ushering in a new period of relations between him and the formerly strained anuses of those around him.

The well-travled dealmaker, who, when we last left him, was makin’ phone calls, wearin’ ties, and offering himself up as a ritual human flag football sacrifice, appeared on the Howard Stern show this morning. Instead of maintaining some air of normalcy, as he tried (and failed) to do during this famously fun Mike Francesa interview, Barber dropped all pretense of being a sane human being and just went ahead and got weird with it.

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superdogbiter 12th-Dec-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
pikapika217 12th-Dec-2012 08:52 pm (UTC)
HEW is this wonderful child?!
hawaii_bombay 12th-Dec-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
brucelynn 12th-Dec-2012 03:04 am (UTC)
lol irl
icangoforthat 12th-Dec-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
lol zlatan
lisse_pitch13 12th-Dec-2012 03:36 am (UTC)
Ninja Zlaytan will never
brucelynn 12th-Dec-2012 03:04 am (UTC)

isntdaveone 12th-Dec-2012 03:16 am (UTC)

fwee_prower 12th-Dec-2012 03:04 am (UTC)
Would you fuck Tiki? Y/N?
caitie_roxs13 12th-Dec-2012 03:07 am (UTC)
yes as long as he doesn't talk.
isntdaveone 12th-Dec-2012 03:07 am (UTC)
ohkimosabe 12th-Dec-2012 04:26 am (UTC)
how is this question he's handsome as fuck lol
vehiclesshockme 12th-Dec-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
I looked over that title like five times trying to figure out how fucked up I was from painkillers before I realized it actually did say what I thought it said.
redaodai 12th-Dec-2012 03:05 am (UTC)

brucelynn 12th-Dec-2012 03:06 am (UTC)

I will always love Tiger's Eye tbh

so damn fine
hangthemj 12th-Dec-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
ummmmmm i'm just gonna quit trying to figure this post out while i'm behind
hangthemj 12th-Dec-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
er, his comments specifically. post is flawless by a wonderful OP
tiki876 12th-Dec-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
for a second i thought this post was about me
isntdaveone 12th-Dec-2012 03:08 am (UTC)
mydogfred 12th-Dec-2012 03:13 am (UTC)
noon 12th-Dec-2012 03:15 am (UTC)
lmfao dyyying
hahahey 12th-Dec-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
theratwhispers 12th-Dec-2012 03:24 am (UTC)
brucelynn 12th-Dec-2012 03:25 am (UTC)
tiki876 12th-Dec-2012 03:26 am (UTC)
superdogbiter 12th-Dec-2012 03:07 am (UTC)
brucelynn 12th-Dec-2012 03:08 am (UTC)
this one is better

superdogbiter no it is not12th-Dec-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
hangthemj 12th-Dec-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
i just found this gif on my hard drive today and it killed me all over again
anydoppelganger 12th-Dec-2012 03:33 am (UTC)

should be a pelican tbh
ectypes 12th-Dec-2012 03:08 am (UTC)
"they know i was a really great player."

shut upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp. so sick of egos.
isntdaveone 12th-Dec-2012 03:11 am (UTC)
abortions 12th-Dec-2012 03:08 am (UTC)
oh i thought he was gonna disclose his scat fetish
mots_inutiles 12th-Dec-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
Right? That's what they made it sound like but it's taken way out of context.
isntdaveone 12th-Dec-2012 03:11 am (UTC)
callingstars 12th-Dec-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
i used to think he was such a classy guy before everything happened.
isntdaveone 12th-Dec-2012 03:13 am (UTC)
snapiphany 12th-Dec-2012 03:11 am (UTC)
Let me gather some doo-doo butter and test this out.
thishollywood 12th-Dec-2012 03:11 am (UTC)
Poop poast

I half a poop question. How cum it takes sum ppl like 20 minutes 2 take a poop? Why? What r they doin dat whole thyme? Straining thurr colons? Do they not drink a lot of water??

Sry I have poop privilege and it literally takes me 2 secs 2 poop
superdogbiter 12th-Dec-2012 03:13 am (UTC)
thishollywood 12th-Dec-2012 03:18 am (UTC)
isntdaveone 12th-Dec-2012 03:14 am (UTC)

sometimes it takes me about a minute.

other times i could be in the bathroom for a while, because it feels like more is on it's way out but it never comes out.

i guess it depends on what you eat too.
hawaii_bombay 12th-Dec-2012 03:24 am (UTC)
In my case, if it doesn't come out in around 2 minutes, I'm give up.
gagglefuck 12th-Dec-2012 03:32 am (UTC)
r u the 15 yr old girl who asked on yahoo?
mercystars 12th-Dec-2012 03:37 am (UTC)
probably lack of dietary fiber and water, or they're reading or something

noneformethanx 12th-Dec-2012 05:52 am (UTC)
They don't have enough fiber in their diets
sillywalter 12th-Dec-2012 02:38 pm (UTC)
It usually takes me a few seconds but I sit in there and play on my kindle.

Also, sum ppl hv hemorrhiods n it can take longer thn usl.
speedychi 13th-Dec-2012 04:31 am (UTC)
funny, im reading this on the toilet right now...

ive been here for 30 minutes already. but i only pooped for about 5 seconds. the rest of the time is spent online and smoking bowls

Edited at 2012-12-13 04:33 am (UTC)
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