Window Tater
I actually saw the obsessed tweens talking about this on Tumblr yesterday and they were like "SEE! HE JUST RAN INTO HER AT THE ZOO! THEY'RE NOT DATING."

I just wanted to be like "I understand you're all 12-14, but do yourself a favor and stop being this stupid NOW before it ruins your life and you grow up to be one of those girls who catches her boyfriend making out with your best friend and actually believe them when they tell you it was practice for their school play audition."