9:49 pm - 12/10/2012

Blind Items

We know the tabloids and the fans are loving this hot young couple!

1. We also know that the relationship is completely fake and won’t last much longer.

The paparazzi are notified whenever they are on the move so they can be photographed holding hands and looking like a couple.

All the hand-holding and party kissing is totally staged. They don’t really care about each other… but they both sure know how to play the publicity game! They also know that they can never, ever admit that the whole relationship is a publicity stunt.

And here’s a fact that will either trouble fans or leave them greatly relieved: They aren’t really spending the night together! They walk into the front door of her hotel holding hands, but he only spends a few minutes with her. He spends the night at his own place, and then meets up with her the next morning when they are ready to leave. The couple then leaves the hotel through the front door a couple a minutes apart to make it look like they spent the night together.

The relationship is scheduled to be a very short one. They may ring in the New Year as a couple… but they won’t make it to Valentine’s Day.

2. This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light.

There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant.

There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at thought of America’s Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by America’s Biggest Jerk.

The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being America’s Good Girl. It’s one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. It’s much, much safer that way.

3. This reality show judge now has made it 13 contestants and potential contestants he has had sex with. He doesn't promise them anything, but he implies they will move further along if they sleep with him.

4.This hated former B list reality star who is now a D list celebrity needs money and knows the way to get it is either a new reality show which unfortunately is not as far fetched as I hoped it would be or porn. She approached Playboy and they turned her down, but she has approached an adult video company about doing a Nadya Suleman type video. They are into the idea, but so far her asking fee is about ten times what Octomom got and they are only willing to pay her double and only because she is better looking. Hope they are not expecting better acting skills.

1. haylor (painfully obvious)
2. t.swift/john mayer
3. adam levine
4. heidi montag

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semalina 11th-Dec-2012 03:33 am (UTC)
my roommate would say otherwise...

(he's an usher at the off-broadway play jake's currently in)
for_serious13 11th-Dec-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
what has your roommate said?
enema_recipe 11th-Dec-2012 04:09 am (UTC)
antpantsss 11th-Dec-2012 04:35 am (UTC)
Just gonna leave this thread a little while
fwee_prower 11th-Dec-2012 04:37 am (UTC)
gata_power 11th-Dec-2012 04:40 am (UTC)
boweeko 11th-Dec-2012 05:24 am (UTC)
omg you have to give us more than that
sketchinglife 11th-Dec-2012 06:10 am (UTC)
abiding 11th-Dec-2012 06:33 am (UTC)
whataboutdasha 11th-Dec-2012 06:35 am (UTC)
jeterluva 11th-Dec-2012 07:09 am (UTC)
come on now.

Edited at 2012-12-11 07:09 am (UTC)
spider_orchid 11th-Dec-2012 12:00 pm (UTC)
lmao! I love that you made the comment and then left everyone hanging.
semalina 11th-Dec-2012 06:31 pm (UTC)
maybe when i have the time i'll go find the post i actually shared stories

i actually forgot about this comment and didn't check my email, oops
andres01234 11th-Dec-2012 12:07 pm (UTC)
lol yes! I remember what you said!
theconsortiumxf 11th-Dec-2012 12:52 pm (UTC)
the hell is this cliffhanger
antoinettemarie 11th-Dec-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
I'll spill some tea. When they filmed "Love and Other Drugs" here in Pittsburgh, I had a couple friends who interned for the company that handles and hires extras. It was well-known that he is whiny, has a temper and is incredibly demeaning to waitstaff (like don't you know who I am?) Maggie also filmed a movie here this past year (the trashy education movie that wants parent trigger laws and paints teachers as totally incompetent- I work for the district this movie is about and it was needless to say incredibly offensive and she did not understand what the problem with the portrayal is) and she's apparently awful to work with. They have an incredibly snotty attitude. Probably because they would have never gotten any work if it hadn't been for good ol' nepotism and their super huge egos that they are ~~artists~~.
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