I hate these fucking photoshoots where no one ever fucking smiles. They either smolder, brood, or catch flies with their stupid ass mouth half-open bullshit.

Hate it. You're young, rich, beautiful, happy, and you can't smile for a fucking photo?

Fuck all of these magazines with their lackluster bullshit.

/end rant (also, I seem to have a lot of feelings about this today, I think it's because I was forced to drink instant coffee instead of the real thing)