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12:24 pm - 12/06/2012

PEEN POST: Rapper Edition


Could Joe Budden have the smallest package ever? Maybe some things should just not be told, but if a hacker gets his/her way, then the world will likely see what Joe Budden is working with in the very near future. Media Take Out has more:

December 06, 2012: Rapper Joe Budden was just signed on to the cast of Love And Hip Hop NY - which is a BIG WIN for the popular rapper. Well some of his HATERS are out to ut him on BLAST. A "hacker" sent us a photo of Joe standing BUTT AZZ NEKKID in front of a mirror. And his PEEN is about the size of a cocktail weenie. The hackers claimed that they STOLE the photo from Joe's phone. And since it's stolen merchandise, we can't post it up online. But we'd bet that ish is gonna appear on Twitter in 10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . . 7 . . . (Media Take Out)







ETA: Enjoy these "tasteful," "artsy" photos of Joe Budden going down on his girlfriend.
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they belong in a museum, amirite?


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friarsfire 6th-Dec-2012 06:42 pm (UTC)
Oh please, you all. That's a perfectly respectable penis ffs
onyxobsidian 6th-Dec-2012 06:43 pm (UTC)
Seriously. I mean, personally I would find it disappointing if that ended up in my bed, but to the thirsty ONTD, this should do because it's all yer gettin.
punishermax 6th-Dec-2012 06:44 pm (UTC)
I'd like to have a business card that said

punishermax

Perfectly respectable penis.
onyxobsidian 6th-Dec-2012 06:45 pm (UTC)
You can. They're not too expensive.
friarsfire 6th-Dec-2012 06:47 pm (UTC)
LOL
runtothesun 6th-Dec-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
vistaprint.com
noxonesxlooking 6th-Dec-2012 06:44 pm (UTC)
Mte
diosabellissima 6th-Dec-2012 06:47 pm (UTC)
Right? I clicked and was expecting micro penis (go ahead, Google Image Search it, you know you want to). This is a perfectly average dick.
maryhurt 6th-Dec-2012 06:49 pm (UTC)
this

my poor vag with these elephant's trunks everyone in here are used to.
roxas39 6th-Dec-2012 06:53 pm (UTC)
mte
ediesedgwick 6th-Dec-2012 06:55 pm (UTC)
anything less than than a baseball bat is too small for the virgins of ontd
rainbowren 6th-Dec-2012 07:06 pm (UTC)
lol mte
kwikimart 6th-Dec-2012 07:17 pm (UTC)
Exactly!

It's not bad at all
monpochi 6th-Dec-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
Well said Prince, well said. I just had the realization recently that I just can't take 9 inchers up... X_X
for_serious13 7th-Dec-2012 01:17 am (UTC)
right?

i wouldn't be distraught if i found it in my bed
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