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12:24 pm - 12/06/2012

PEEN POST: Rapper Edition


Could Joe Budden have the smallest package ever? Maybe some things should just not be told, but if a hacker gets his/her way, then the world will likely see what Joe Budden is working with in the very near future. Media Take Out has more:

December 06, 2012: Rapper Joe Budden was just signed on to the cast of Love And Hip Hop NY - which is a BIG WIN for the popular rapper. Well some of his HATERS are out to ut him on BLAST. A "hacker" sent us a photo of Joe standing BUTT AZZ NEKKID in front of a mirror. And his PEEN is about the size of a cocktail weenie. The hackers claimed that they STOLE the photo from Joe's phone. And since it's stolen merchandise, we can't post it up online. But we'd bet that ish is gonna appear on Twitter in 10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . . 7 . . . (Media Take Out)


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possevi 6th-Dec-2012 06:45 pm (UTC)
How the fuck is that the size of a cocktail weenie? Wtf are these virgins talking about? That shit is like average, maybe just a tad below. Stfu and stop watching so much porn, I bet these people think pussies with pubes are gross, too.



onyxobsidian 6th-Dec-2012 06:46 pm (UTC)
Well, they're handling dick pics and judging the size, so I'm going to say it's safe to say they find all pussies gross.
possevi 6th-Dec-2012 06:52 pm (UTC)
Not necessarily.
lost_vegetation 6th-Dec-2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
lol i like this whole comment
fanskap 6th-Dec-2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
seriously
ritzyroxie 6th-Dec-2012 06:46 pm (UTC)
The diq is fine. However, those tattoos and methed out grasshopper body are another story.
bitch_whatusay 6th-Dec-2012 06:46 pm (UTC)
GURL, that is no 'tiny' flaccid dick
harderthanalist 6th-Dec-2012 06:47 pm (UTC)
ill take it.
onyxobsidian 6th-Dec-2012 06:55 pm (UTC)
You'd be surprised how much this line actually works
harderthanalist 6th-Dec-2012 07:11 pm (UTC)
hahaha what you mean? I can get some D telling people this?!
warsawed 6th-Dec-2012 06:47 pm (UTC)
st. ives ♥

penises gross me out, i prefer looking at boobs
ritzyroxie 6th-Dec-2012 06:48 pm (UTC)
ia

We need a celebrity boobs poast tbqh
warsawed 6th-Dec-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
IA we need more Misandry™ around here
sanditar 6th-Dec-2012 06:49 pm (UTC)
ia
headswillroll88 6th-Dec-2012 06:59 pm (UTC)
same

boobs>>vag>>peen
hershelwalker 6th-Dec-2012 07:19 pm (UTC)
flaccid dicks are repulsive. hard dicks I enjoy taking a gander at.
misoras 6th-Dec-2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
jourdansneer.jpg i was gonna ia but god knows there's a lady gaga boob post going to happen soon and nhft.
sanditar 6th-Dec-2012 06:48 pm (UTC)
Looks good to me.
dramatik_irony 6th-Dec-2012 06:48 pm (UTC)
Peen posts make me laugh here because either you all have gaping orifices or you ain't never seen a dick irl
thecanuckian 6th-Dec-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
lmao
alexahhh 6th-Dec-2012 06:54 pm (UTC)
It's not my fault I have a wide-set vagina and a heavy flow OKAY.
onyxobsidian 6th-Dec-2012 06:56 pm (UTC)
Seriously. I feel like I can't have a serious conversation. Where my gay men at.
x_noisekisses 6th-Dec-2012 07:14 pm (UTC)
lol mte
kwikimart 6th-Dec-2012 07:16 pm (UTC)
LMAO!
deathbytamarind 6th-Dec-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahaha
runtothesun 6th-Dec-2012 06:49 pm (UTC)
i've seen worse.
sdpt 6th-Dec-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
his dick looks fine. his abs looks like some kind of hurricane
lisse_pitch13 6th-Dec-2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
"some kind of hurricane"

WHAT EVEN LMAO.
vee_bot 6th-Dec-2012 09:28 pm (UTC)
hahaha
alexahhh 6th-Dec-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
Okay, it's not massive, but calling it a "cocktail weenie" is a little dramatic, MTO.
friarsfire 6th-Dec-2012 06:54 pm (UTC)
It's more than a little dramatic. It's flat out specious. It's normal, well adjusted penis.
alexahhh 6th-Dec-2012 06:55 pm (UTC)
I agree. It had a really good upbringing.
rexilla 6th-Dec-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
lol at "I have no issue leaking my own dick"
onyxobsidian 6th-Dec-2012 06:58 pm (UTC)
I've already leaked my dick twice this morning
beyond_retarded 6th-Dec-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
My, the cocktail weenie industry has changed since my last pig in a blanket.
onyxobsidian 6th-Dec-2012 06:56 pm (UTC)
tbh my mom made them with hot dogs, so ...
kwikimart 6th-Dec-2012 07:16 pm (UTC)
LOOOOL
josh_the_k 6th-Dec-2012 06:52 pm (UTC)
That bathroom looks like a lost set from the "Saw" films.
onyxobsidian 6th-Dec-2012 06:57 pm (UTC)
saws and penii don't go together
ch33rylips 6th-Dec-2012 06:52 pm (UTC)
Wait what somebody explain #3 in that first pic cause I don't get it.
radwimp 6th-Dec-2012 06:55 pm (UTC)
size queens MTO
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