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2:07 am - 12/06/2012

"Beyonce sounds like she has a 5th grade education"


On today's show, Wendy Williams shared a few words of wisdom about Beyonce's upcoming documentary, saying:

"I am a Beyonce fan. I'm gonna be watching this documentary cause fortunately one of the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so I'll be able to understand what she says. You know Beyonce can't talk. Beyonce sounds like she has a fifth grade education. She can't talk. Honestly. We really do have the closed captioning for times like that."

vid source (starts at 15:08)
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212363 6th-Dec-2012 03:45 pm (UTC)
Bitch needs to bow to the queen.
212363 6th-Dec-2012 03:46 pm (UTC)
But I do love you, Wendy. Most of the time.
amethystcitrine 6th-Dec-2012 03:47 pm (UTC)
Damn that's harsh.
jbants 6th-Dec-2012 05:15 pm (UTC)
i meannnnn she's right tho.
misscrystal 6th-Dec-2012 07:21 pm (UTC)
But where's the lie?
tippythepoodle 7th-Dec-2012 07:10 am (UTC)
Harsh but true! ( and I hate Wendy! )
okgoawaynow 6th-Dec-2012 03:47 pm (UTC)
i laughed so hard when Wendy said that. where is the lie?
honey_fuggle 6th-Dec-2012 04:21 pm (UTC)
it started with you and ended with that.
okgoawaynow 6th-Dec-2012 05:01 pm (UTC)
now sis...i know the truth hurts but, like Wendy said, let's call a spade a spade. and while we're at it, it should be noted that the woman in your icon sounds even dumber than beyonce.
theflyingbeet 6th-Dec-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
haha right?

Wendy spoke the truth
fakevoices 6th-Dec-2012 03:47 pm (UTC)
its not like she's lying. it is well know that she's not very bright
fiqary 6th-Dec-2012 03:59 pm (UTC)
Well known? Since when is she not very bright? I swear....
brightstarsure 6th-Dec-2012 04:06 pm (UTC)
Since when?
ukbedeviled 6th-Dec-2012 04:13 pm (UTC)
ikr
kurtvonnegut 6th-Dec-2012 04:23 pm (UTC)
idg where this comes from. obviously she's not highly intelligent or anything but idg what about her makes her not very bright. not very bright to me is like britney.
ohwutevernvm 6th-Dec-2012 08:17 pm (UTC)
mte
toilandblood 7th-Dec-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
idgi either
fred2265 6th-Dec-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
I don't think this is "well known" at all...
honey_fuggle 6th-Dec-2012 04:34 pm (UTC)
smh
ediesedgwick 6th-Dec-2012 04:39 pm (UTC)
mte
roguish 6th-Dec-2012 04:50 pm (UTC)
mte
gayporn 6th-Dec-2012 04:54 pm (UTC)
True!
rainbowren 6th-Dec-2012 05:09 pm (UTC)
On what planet? Gurl was smart enough to build a career better than all her contemporaries.
saywhatho 6th-Dec-2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
mte
stormer1_1 6th-Dec-2012 07:08 pm (UTC)
"Who's Destiny's father?"

"...Jesus."
misscrystal 6th-Dec-2012 07:24 pm (UTC)
I think Beyonce is savvy about her career/image, but that's it. That girl would be out of her depth at a 3rd grade science fair.
bollyhood 6th-Dec-2012 03:47 pm (UTC)
This doesn't surprise me at all.
executivehpfan 6th-Dec-2012 03:48 pm (UTC)
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

But yeah, much as I dig Beyonce...wasn't a lie.
plugmebaby 6th-Dec-2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
how is she dumb? really curious lol
booneral 6th-Dec-2012 03:48 pm (UTC)
sounds like a 5th grader, yet she's more successful than most people with degrees. i think we know who the winner is here
highd 6th-Dec-2012 03:56 pm (UTC)
While money is important and a barometer for judging success, if you can't back that up on an intellectual level, it's sort of sad. It makes you look like a fluke, and lowers the respect that your peers and contemporaries have towards you.

When I worked in a dot com company in the late 90's we had a programmer that was really great at his job, but he smelled, swore like a sailor and on life matters was dumb as a bag of rocks. No one took him seriously, they couldn't put him into most offsite situations and always had to send another programmer to do that part of his job.

Years later now a married guy he regrets how he was when he was younger. He isn't that guy anymore an makes even more money, and is highly respected in his field. It's not about degrees and awards it's how you handle yourself, and what others take away from an encounter with you.
booneral 6th-Dec-2012 03:59 pm (UTC)
do u expect me to read all of this or
tadashee 6th-Dec-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
Its why i find some republican arguments that an education is not important, so problematic. and then they cite Zuckerberg and gates as examples. The point is that they got into college. Having an education is necessary for most people. My dad was a refugee who has not attended school since he was 11, and he earns 1 million+ a year, but he is constantly frustrated by not having certain skills or being able to back his points with concrete evidence, has trouble using computers sometimes. I think you value education when you dont have it, regardless of if you are wealthy.

Money is not the only sign of success. i really like what you said!
palmsread 6th-Dec-2012 05:13 pm (UTC)
:(

I wish everyone could think like this.
ride_the_jitney 6th-Dec-2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
ia I feel like in certain industries, it's more socially accepted to goof off around your coworkers but step up and clean up when dealing with outsiders/clients. Beyonce (and your former coworker) should at least be able to fake it in the real world (ie outside the office). Otherwise they give a bad impression of not only themselves but everyone on their team
myroomiswhite88 7th-Dec-2012 03:42 am (UTC)
girl please! i rather be "dumb" and beyonce then be my broke ass with no job with a degree and this knowledge and can afford to eat
maryhurt 6th-Dec-2012 04:01 pm (UTC)
now sis, let's not praise stupidity pls.
kurtvonnegut 6th-Dec-2012 04:24 pm (UTC)
this argument is dumb though, being successful as a music artist has more to do with right place at right time with the right people around you than personal accomplishments.
friarsfire 6th-Dec-2012 04:54 pm (UTC)
There are so many insecure people on this thread and personally, I find it disheartening. First of all, a formal education is generally an asset. Navigating the world is easier with a formal education one because you should have a better working knowledge of the world and how to communicate it in. With that said, formal education is not the end all be all. There are invaluable life experiences that are simply not taught in the classroom and cannot even compare.

Does one come off as more valid, for lack of better words, because he or she can speak in a grammatically correct manner? Absolutely. Am I impressed with a vigorous academic background? Certainly. But are there other types of intelligence that are equally as valuable? One may not, for example, be able to factor a polynomial or choose the proper tense all the time but how does that affect his or her ability to solve a practical problem? Are the people who lived pre-standardized formal education somehow less intelligent despite being able to survive a less understood world with fewer resources at their disposal?

The equating of formal education with intelligence and implicitly some level of worth only placates the insecure educated folk and those too lazy or rigid to think of the world in a multifaceted manner. With that said, speak your twang, forget to carry the 5, but keep demonstrating a knowledge of how people work, what they want, and deliver - I think you'll be just fine.

probably should've proofread - i care not
comalies 6th-Dec-2012 03:48 pm (UTC)
I'm trying to remember what Beyonce sounds like when she talks but I'm drawing a blank even though I've seen her in commercials, movies, etc. Whatever.
nanewt011 6th-Dec-2012 03:52 pm (UTC)
me too, Bey, just keep doing what you do
comalies 6th-Dec-2012 03:54 pm (UTC)
Your icon is mesmerizing. I have to stop and stare for a few seconds every time I see it.
classic_mold137 6th-Dec-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
Your icon is mesmerizing[2]
mammary_glands 6th-Dec-2012 04:08 pm (UTC)
she has a deep sexy voice don't listen to wendy
ashtraysoul 6th-Dec-2012 04:14 pm (UTC)
lol same, I want to defend her but I don't really have any memories of her talking
marshmallowtoot 6th-Dec-2012 05:42 pm (UTC)
You may have repressed it.
ride_the_jitney 6th-Dec-2012 05:51 pm (UTC)
Same
cherubrawk 6th-Dec-2012 03:48 pm (UTC)
whes da ly
mattthew 6th-Dec-2012 03:49 pm (UTC)
oh wendy, how you disappoint me
jbants 6th-Dec-2012 05:20 pm (UTC)
i meannnn she's right tho
plugmebaby 6th-Dec-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
how is she dumb? really curious lol
theratwhispers 6th-Dec-2012 03:50 pm (UTC)
Bey's leg looks like a caterpillar in that picture.
baboona 6th-Dec-2012 03:50 pm (UTC)
that's a nice way to put it

comalies 6th-Dec-2012 03:52 pm (UTC)
lol, we all saw how that worked out.
andres01234 6th-Dec-2012 04:11 pm (UTC)
I was hoping for a "such as"
sdpt 6th-Dec-2012 04:12 pm (UTC)
peddlestools 6th-Dec-2012 04:17 pm (UTC)
that's not funny. she's clearly having a stroke :(
cloudynitemare 6th-Dec-2012 04:20 pm (UTC)
Aww.. :(
cukoo4cocopuffs 6th-Dec-2012 04:22 pm (UTC)
UM this woman had a stroke when she was doing this. Not really an appropriate example.

Edited at 2012-12-06 04:23 pm (UTC)
koutaishi 6th-Dec-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
LMAO this bitch needs to learn to speak
grande_latte 6th-Dec-2012 05:40 pm (UTC)
this isn't funny. this woman was having a stroke while giving her report
ukbedeviled 6th-Dec-2012 04:15 pm (UTC)
I see you have a receipt, thank you
clairebeauchamp 6th-Dec-2012 04:16 pm (UTC)
lol
maryhurt 6th-Dec-2012 04:20 pm (UTC)
jfc
riookierin 6th-Dec-2012 04:25 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha girl.
ediesedgwick 6th-Dec-2012 04:43 pm (UTC)
lmao
amalgamade 6th-Dec-2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
now hold up, that was a very touchy subject at the time...idk if this is a fair example. maybe she just didn't wanna say the wrong thing.
okgoawaynow 6th-Dec-2012 05:11 pm (UTC)
cackling
rainbowren 6th-Dec-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
LOL I love this! She was clearly caught off guard by the question though.
frenchverbs 6th-Dec-2012 05:36 pm (UTC)
I don't think this is a fair example. I love Bey and agree she's not the brightest bulb, but Larry threw a question at her about a very sensitive issue. She clearly wasn't expecting it.
synonynonym 6th-Dec-2012 05:39 pm (UTC)
idk to me this doesn't really prove anything except the fact that she's not a great public speaker and that has nothing to do w education some ppl just aren't good at it
tadashee 6th-Dec-2012 05:51 pm (UTC)
I feel bad. I think speaking about certain topics can make me very nervous and sound like an idiot too. The fact that she recognizes that education etc... is important, even if she may not be formally education, says a lot.
ride_the_jitney 6th-Dec-2012 05:55 pm (UTC)
lol girl
But seriously,this is how I get in interviews sometimes when idk how to answer the ? the best way
wheresandrae 6th-Dec-2012 06:15 pm (UTC)
all you can do is pray
pistol_eyes 6th-Dec-2012 07:41 pm (UTC)
End post/

This woman has had a spotlight on her since she was 5 years old and can barely put together a coherent sentence.
rainbowren 6th-Dec-2012 03:50 pm (UTC)
Damn, that is some fresh shade. Gurl, needs to learn who the Queen is and show some respect tbh.
highd 6th-Dec-2012 04:01 pm (UTC)
Beyonce is only a queen to her fans. To the rest of the world she is just an entertainer who has had a nice career.

She wouldn't even be on my radar if her marriage wasn't so pleasant to watch. The love those two seem to have for each other is quite honestly better than any music she or Jay Z has put out.
cluelessraf 6th-Dec-2012 04:09 pm (UTC)
To the rest of the world she is just an entertainer who has had a nice career.

That is your opinion tho.
withoutyoursmil 6th-Dec-2012 04:16 pm (UTC)
quite honestly better than any music she or Jay Z has put out.

annnd, no.
maryhurt 6th-Dec-2012 04:25 pm (UTC)
when someone mentions 'the queen' I think about Madonna tbh. Or the one in the UK.
honey_fuggle 6th-Dec-2012 04:26 pm (UTC)
no. beyonce is queen to everyone. even if you don't stan for her, you should at least respect her based on talent, kindness, and class. and at the end of the day, you should not trust anyone who doesn't like beyonce.

and aside from all that, she's also an extremely good role model and she's very charitable. shes just a good person. it's just a plus that she's all fierce and can slay your life. js.
coulson 6th-Dec-2012 03:50 pm (UTC)
dang
together4never 6th-Dec-2012 03:50 pm (UTC)
It doesn't matter since the Queen is still ~schoolin life tho
friarsfire 6th-Dec-2012 03:56 pm (UTC)
LOL just posted this
amalgamade 6th-Dec-2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
lol <3
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