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8:11 am - 12/04/2012

The next big boyband talk Gay Sex, Grindr, Chlamydia, Beards



"George, will you get a beard like Taylor Swift?"


It's Union J! They were obviously better than Maloney but the X Factor's all gone a bit wrong this year so they're out. Nevermind, they're going to be very, very successful. So successful that this is probably the last time they're going to be allowed to talk about bumming, STDs and beards.

Holy Moly asks innocent, gay-rumored George if he's "going to get a beard like Taylor Swift"- a term only recently outed Jaymi understood.

The conversation then turns to "bumming" (anal sex), sexually transmitted diseases (something JJ seemed to have lots of knowledge about), and a discussion on gay hookup app Grindr. Only gay Jaymi knew what it was, and told them to ask Rylan.

They then talk about Christopher Maloney and what will happen when he wins X Factor.











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lizalily 3rd-Dec-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
Will someone from the UK please explain to me why Louis Tomlinson HATES Christopher so goddamn much? lol
king_stark 3rd-Dec-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
Will someone from the UK please explain to me why Louis Tomlinson everyone HATES Christopher so goddamn much?

fixed it.
lizalily 3rd-Dec-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
haha yes, yes
but what happened what did chris do
i dont watch the show/know who the dude is
kydeon 3rd-Dec-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
reminds him on what he will become in 30 years
noskidaddle 3rd-Dec-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
probably is still bitter Adam Burridge never made it through to the live shows and chris is his only acceptable target since the whole world is hating on him too
x_rose_tyler_x 3rd-Dec-2012 09:47 pm (UTC)
because he sucks and he's a two-faced bitch? idk
evridis 3rd-Dec-2012 10:09 pm (UTC)
because he's terrible
ourferocity 3rd-Dec-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
GEORGE IS SO CREEPY
soba_kasu 3rd-Dec-2012 09:58 pm (UTC)
these children all look creepy what is the fascination with this crap idgi
gorlplz 3rd-Dec-2012 10:30 pm (UTC)
da muddafuckin nerve sis!

georgeous is FLAWLESSSSS
punishermax 3rd-Dec-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE THERE
wonderwomanhero 3rd-Dec-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)


They're trying (and flopping in the process) to take over the world and it's not working because they lack everything N'Sync and Backstreet Boys and LFO and all the others from the eighties/nineties/early 00's had.
delicious_pocky 3rd-Dec-2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
lfo? seriously? someone is having a bad case of ~~everything was better in the 90s~~ nostalgia

regardless of your opinion, 1d has obviously matched those 90s boyband fame. not on record sales obviously (you can't compare the phonographic industry now & then) but in overall profitability they obviously did.
kydeon 3rd-Dec-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
Only relevant ones at the moment:

One Direction
The Wanted

New:

District 3
Union J
The Collective
Emblem 3
brenden 3rd-Dec-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
they all look like a***y gays
ourferocity 3rd-Dec-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
this is like those c*ke and h*r*in posts.


alchy?

alloy?

fruitchews 3rd-Dec-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
acidy?
angry?
antsy?
artsy?

Edited at 2012-12-03 09:23 pm (UTC)
fwee_prower 3rd-Dec-2012 09:35 pm (UTC)
assy gay?
shantayustay 3rd-Dec-2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
Andy?
whitegirlthin 3rd-Dec-2012 11:33 pm (UTC)
Afagy?
mutterby 3rd-Dec-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
this... just all reeks of trying to hard, i'm out.
chuk_is_dazzled 3rd-Dec-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
every time i see that george kid im like "whats up with his SRY gene?" too much genetics on my mind
king_stark 3rd-Dec-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
LOL IRL
kydeon 3rd-Dec-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
dead
headswillroll88 3rd-Dec-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
are we going to get saturated with boybands like in kpop?
kydeon 3rd-Dec-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
where are all the girlbands tho
hotness3ya 3rd-Dec-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
IFKR
piratesswoop 3rd-Dec-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
little mix
the ones on us xfactor
wonderwomanhero 3rd-Dec-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
bodyline 3rd-Dec-2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
kpop girlbands >>>>>>>> boybands

all day erry day

Edited at 2012-12-03 09:27 pm (UTC)
isntdaveone 3rd-Dec-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
they're all gay tho.

like, for real.
drammh 3rd-Dec-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
they're not going to happen though
tebtosca 3rd-Dec-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)


wonderwomanhero 3rd-Dec-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
He looks like....Chris Colfer...if he never met Ryan Murphy and did Glee and instead became some sort of model for abercrombie and fitch

Edited at 2012-12-03 09:23 pm (UTC)
tebtosca 3rd-Dec-2012 09:30 pm (UTC)
This kid is Chris Colfer and Andrew Rannell's mpreg baby
kydeon 3rd-Dec-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
alexander2808 3rd-Dec-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
LOL SLAYED
cakepan 3rd-Dec-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
Now I will have nightmares for the rest of my life.
evridis 3rd-Dec-2012 10:11 pm (UTC)


srsly he looks so weird
supernature_971 3rd-Dec-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
They are all ugly. My God, it's getting worse and worse...
totalroyalty 3rd-Dec-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
I have to confiscate my bff's phone every time I see him on Grindr. It implies he's approaching rock bottom again.
xzackb 3rd-Dec-2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
he's for sure approaching some sort of bottom which might be rocky.

Edited at 2012-12-03 09:33 pm (UTC)
adam_pally 3rd-Dec-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
Lol irl
carazon 3rd-Dec-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
lol.
crashh_world 3rd-Dec-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
none of them seem straight
pennylane101 3rd-Dec-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
the one on the far right (in the first pic) seems sooo much gayer than jaymi
kydeon 3rd-Dec-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
i would not be surprised if all 4 were gay. they were in a gay-marketed club circuit boyband before
hearthecity 3rd-Dec-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
an all gay boy band would be kind of amazing
calcified 3rd-Dec-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
If you watch the video, they are sooo typical straight boys who know nothing about anything.
whitegirlthin 3rd-Dec-2012 11:36 pm (UTC)
Union Gay
pennylane101 3rd-Dec-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
they seem nice tbh
saintssin 3rd-Dec-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
My lord. IT's like their parents fucked a fashion magazine.
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