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3:46 pm - 12/02/2012

Brett Easton Ellis Accidentally Tried to Score Some Coke on Twitter

Douche Bag, Bret Easton Elis, the American Psycho writer and professional crazy person, is a pretty notorious tweeter. He's yelled at Lindsay Lohan for not showing up to set on time, defended Paris Hilton after she said most gay people "like, die of AIDS," and has told bullied kids to toughen up. ...compared 'Glee' a 'Puddle of HIV,' defended Dharun Ravi, said women can't direct, Matt Bomer is too gay ...

So it came as no surprise that he'd use Twitter to get some blow at four in the morning.




Oof. This looks like a direct message gone wrong. There are so many questions here:
  • Who is this message meant for?
  • Does Easton Ellis follow his drug dealer on Twitter?
  • What is "do" and how do I get there?
  • Is "do" some sort of L.A. drug speak?
  • Is the message read "come over, at do, bring coke now" or "come over at, do bring coke now"
  • If it's meant to be the latter, is "at" Easton Ellis' pet name for Alex Trebeck?
  • What is "doing coke with Bret Easton Ellis and Alex Trebeck?" I'll take American revolutionaries for 300 Alex.

Perhaps the message was meant for the writer's mysterious companion who he only refers to as "the 26-year-old." Please don't let this happen again. The last thing we'd ever want to see is a Bret Easton Ellis sext.

Accidentally sending a direct message as a tweet — stars, they're dumb, just like us!

[Image via AP]

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superboy 2nd-Dec-2012 09:09 pm (UTC)
LMFAO is that why his face is so bloated?


I hate when semi-famous people use twitter to put down celebs though.

friarsfire 2nd-Dec-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
literally, who is this?
galagooo 2nd-Dec-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
myxwill 2nd-Dec-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
Pretty neat. Shame he seems annoying.
friarsfire 2nd-Dec-2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
Ahh I remember him; he's crazy talented at dancing.

Remember this gem?

myheyday 2nd-Dec-2012 09:49 pm (UTC)
I really like this song and I wished his singing was more successful. He can dance his ass off.
eaglefan2011 2nd-Dec-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
he was so good, too bad about his personality
geekchicrichie 2nd-Dec-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
I remember him from JLO's Dance Life. He's such a good dancer but he is such a fucking ass hole with the worst fucking personality ever.
But seriously though, WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THAT BACKFLIP @ 0:35?! WTAF?
diamond_dust06 2nd-Dec-2012 11:26 pm (UTC)
He was really talented by you could tell that he's also a raging asshole. I was glad that he didn't win.
chibik3r0 3rd-Dec-2012 05:22 am (UTC)
I'm amazed how much I miss that old stage.
the_loveword 2nd-Dec-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
i actually know who that is, but i have no idea what he is talking about. i've watched the die young video so many times. am i just immune to blasphemy?
happythree 2nd-Dec-2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
I just watched the first thirty seconds and spotted an inverted cross. However, there are a lot of misconceptions about its meaning, and if Ke$ha was raised as a Catholic I think her interpretation of it would be different from his.

However, a google search reveals that she also uses a few other symbols associated with satanism and ~illuminati

Edited at 2012-12-02 09:39 pm (UTC)
the_loveword 2nd-Dec-2012 09:45 pm (UTC)
ty

the st peters cross seemed like a nonissue, but the illuminati imagery i'm not so familiar with
happythree 2nd-Dec-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
Yeah, all the triangle and star stuff plus the cross in combination is what led people to that conclusion, I think. It's still kind of sad when people take it seriously, like Kesha is any worse than any other pop star because she plays into a hokey conspiracy.
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