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3:46 pm - 12/02/2012

Brett Easton Ellis Accidentally Tried to Score Some Coke on Twitter

Douche Bag, Bret Easton Elis, the American Psycho writer and professional crazy person, is a pretty notorious tweeter. He's yelled at Lindsay Lohan for not showing up to set on time, defended Paris Hilton after she said most gay people "like, die of AIDS," and has told bullied kids to toughen up. ...compared 'Glee' a 'Puddle of HIV,' defended Dharun Ravi, said women can't direct, Matt Bomer is too gay ...

So it came as no surprise that he'd use Twitter to get some blow at four in the morning.



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ashtraysoul 2nd-Dec-2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
Do is obviously short for Dorsia <3
ugly_jacket 2nd-Dec-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
what is it with popular male authors being insufferable douches
the_glow_worm 2nd-Dec-2012 09:30 pm (UTC)
I think you answered your own question there.
thesilverymoon 2nd-Dec-2012 09:34 pm (UTC)
Oh man, if David Sedaris or Augusten Burroughs ever join this man's league, I will cry for days.
maryhurt 2nd-Dec-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
isn't sedaris bff with cassie claire?
starchain 2nd-Dec-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
what an idiot!
theladyflash 2nd-Dec-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
Anyone shocked by this clearly knows nothing of him or his books..
rkt 3rd-Dec-2012 12:58 am (UTC)
thank you. reading the comments, i was incredibly confused by the shock.
mend 2nd-Dec-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
jaimelannister 2nd-Dec-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
ugh I love this movie <3
swimbathedrown 2nd-Dec-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
NO SHIT, YOU GUYS GOT COKE HERE?
hoot 2nd-Dec-2012 11:11 pm (UTC)
When I watched this movie as a kid I always thought she was talking about tea.
speedychi 3rd-Dec-2012 06:15 am (UTC)
i love how long it took me to get this scene


ahh, ~childhood
goto 2nd-Dec-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
why would someone do this on twitter instead of texting..
artpopart 2nd-Dec-2012 09:38 pm (UTC)
He old and dumb.
snapiphany 2nd-Dec-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
Probably afraid someone would hack his phone. Oh, well. Made it easier for himself there.
rkt 3rd-Dec-2012 01:04 am (UTC)
i text my twitter updates?
fanabana 2nd-Dec-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
He is king of all trolls so he probably did this on purpose.
peddlestools 2nd-Dec-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
this idiot
laceandskin 2nd-Dec-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
Asking for drugs is one of those things that you must always do irl, never on the internet.
duckyduck92 2nd-Dec-2012 09:33 pm (UTC)
don't know if this is real, but my cousin did this once too (along these lines).

Photobucket
swissbeauty23 2nd-Dec-2012 10:30 pm (UTC)
but...how?
duckyduck92 3rd-Dec-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
people somehow fuck up google search and their facebook status...I don't really understand either.
hoot 2nd-Dec-2012 11:14 pm (UTC)
My former client added me as an FB friend for some reason and he ALWAYS does this. He's in his 60s and somehow convinced himself that if he puts the person's name in front of the status message it becomes a private message. Most of the things he posts are pretty tame, but he's posted some questionable shit to younger women lol.
artpopart 2nd-Dec-2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
I think he means:

Come over at N do being coke now.
deadendqueen16 2nd-Dec-2012 09:40 pm (UTC)
He's a mess.
pickledprose 2nd-Dec-2012 09:46 pm (UTC)
lol all over do place
theclockeraser 2nd-Dec-2012 09:48 pm (UTC)
idgaf. i love this man. brilliant writer.
peddlestools 2nd-Dec-2012 11:00 pm (UTC)
glamorama tho
kimoto 2nd-Dec-2012 09:49 pm (UTC)
Thats hilarious, I loved rules of attraction but it's sad he's such an idiot.
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