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3:46 pm - 12/02/2012

Brett Easton Ellis Accidentally Tried to Score Some Coke on Twitter

Douche Bag, Bret Easton Elis, the American Psycho writer and professional crazy person, is a pretty notorious tweeter. He's yelled at Lindsay Lohan for not showing up to set on time, defended Paris Hilton after she said most gay people "like, die of AIDS," and has told bullied kids to toughen up. ...compared 'Glee' a 'Puddle of HIV,' defended Dharun Ravi, said women can't direct, Matt Bomer is too gay ...

So it came as no surprise that he'd use Twitter to get some blow at four in the morning.



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giasgirl 2nd-Dec-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
It wasn't for his BF! His BF is like a brother to me, one of my closest friends and he only smokes weed, he doesn't do coke.
winniechili 2nd-Dec-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
You are best friends with the person dating this douchecanoe?
giasgirl 2nd-Dec-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
Yeah. I don't know why he tweets what he tweets cause he's not like this AT ALL IRL. I thought it was a parody account at first. He's very normal really, and VERY sane... I never asked why he tweets shit he tweets... I honestly have no idea... maybe it's like another way to "write" insanely for him... but it's NOT the real person BEE is
likewowman 2nd-Dec-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
k
babyyouloveit 2nd-Dec-2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
I'M EXTREMELY JEALOUS OF YOU
angelmonster 2nd-Dec-2012 10:24 pm (UTC)
Gurl just no, get away from this self hating gay.
demikkusuu 3rd-Dec-2012 10:32 pm (UTC)
dude i am jealous of fuck of your one degree from bee screaming

Edited at 2012-12-03 10:33 pm (UTC)
gee 2nd-Dec-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
LOL.
harborafternoon 2nd-Dec-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
omg. the idiot trying to decipher this message is so embarrassing. the guy obviously typo'd 'and'
shadowpiranha 2nd-Dec-2012 10:11 pm (UTC)
That's exactly what I came in here to say!
hoot 2nd-Dec-2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
lol mte, I figured that out right after I read it. I think they were just trying to be funny and failed.
speedychi 3rd-Dec-2012 06:06 am (UTC)
im...pretty sure its a joke?
winter_lace 2nd-Dec-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
Whoops.
punishermax 2nd-Dec-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
I guess you could say his chances of not getting busted are.....


GIFSoup

Less Than Zero.
hellojeds 2nd-Dec-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
*Applause*
numbedtoe 2nd-Dec-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
tw_31988 2nd-Dec-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
fluorescentx 2nd-Dec-2012 09:35 pm (UTC)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
bienenkiste 2nd-Dec-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
LMAAO
anydoppelganger 2nd-Dec-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
nailed it.
sixseventytwo 2nd-Dec-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
dead
cutlikeabuffalo 2nd-Dec-2012 11:35 pm (UTC)
BRILLIANT.
procedurals 2nd-Dec-2012 11:54 pm (UTC)
holy shit a++ meme usage
mickjaggernaut3 3rd-Dec-2012 01:07 am (UTC)
reidacted 3rd-Dec-2012 01:33 am (UTC)
lmao
oumeoumai 3rd-Dec-2012 02:19 am (UTC)
FANTASTICALLY done :D
fwee_prower 3rd-Dec-2012 05:24 am (UTC)
end post.
pippa_middleton 2nd-Dec-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
"compared 'Glee' a 'Puddle of HIV"


Accurate tbh, minus the obvious homophobia
tw_31988 2nd-Dec-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
OH YOU.
thecanuckian 2nd-Dec-2012 09:28 pm (UTC)
so minus everything then
myxwill 2nd-Dec-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
probably why he likes lindsay so much.
theantipoet 2nd-Dec-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
I dated a huge cokehead once... it was a shame, he had such an amazing body because his entire life was gym -> work -> coke -> gym -> party/coke

but goddamn, he was such a flake it was like trying to deal with a toddler. I don't think I've ever met a guy who sent as many drunk/high 3 am texts.

6-pack or not, that didn't last longer than a month.
sugarcrawler 2nd-Dec-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
irrelevant but damn i feel bad for that guys heart
starspecting 2nd-Dec-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
i have a good friend who's a huge cokehead too and it really is like dealing with a child. it's exhausting dealing with him but he's truly an amazing person and i love him dearly. he does the meanest, cruelest things sometimes though.

the joys of cocaine.
thesilverymoon 2nd-Dec-2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
My old roommates were huge cokeheads too (they dealt a little bit as well, which was a whole other fucking mess).
Nicest people you could meet until they got high. Huge fucking mistake to move in with them (I didn't know they did coke until I moved in, for the record).
dobar_dance 3rd-Dec-2012 01:59 am (UTC)
Are you me?? I had a cokehead for a roommate sophomore year and holy shit was that an unstable time in my life.
cherrybombx 2nd-Dec-2012 10:39 pm (UTC)
did we date the same guy? his texts over the course of any given night were like

"come over

im actually just gonna chill tonight probably, sorry

are you on your way yet

heyyy you should come over tonight?

i miss u, please come over"

i put up with it cause he was a total piece of ace, but yeah, coke habit/flakiness... ehhh not cool.
jessepinkman 3rd-Dec-2012 01:03 am (UTC)
omg i thought you wrote "huge cockhead" lol
fwee_prower 3rd-Dec-2012 05:24 am (UTC)
well post a pic of him.
brenden 2nd-Dec-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
lol this guy isnt even discrete
haterswannabeme 2nd-Dec-2012 09:40 pm (UTC)
is he continuous.
subnoose even tho i just bombed my stats test — 2nd-Dec-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
zing! A+
nene718 2nd-Dec-2012 10:38 pm (UTC)
ba dum chhh
goldynchickie 2nd-Dec-2012 10:39 pm (UTC)
lol
jessepinkman 3rd-Dec-2012 01:04 am (UTC)
l m a o
_xxtom 3rd-Dec-2012 02:34 am (UTC)
LOL
yurasama_love 2nd-Dec-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
rme, what an idiot.
josiefier 2nd-Dec-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
Lmao. Wow.
anna_bea2 2nd-Dec-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
oop
winniechili 2nd-Dec-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
Is he still obsessed with 50 Shades of Grey? Also is he legitimately crazy? I feel like he is.
sugarcrawler 2nd-Dec-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
lmao what an idiot
hotness3ya 2nd-Dec-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)

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