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Him and Amanda Bynes need to date for real lol

I was in Macy's one time and this mom was yelling at her kids so loudly. I guess one of her little boys was walking too slow for her liking, so she takes his hand and basically drags him over to the register. She kept yelling "Shut up" to them whenever they would try to talk. The little girl tried to walk away and the mom grabbed her arm and yanked her back so hard that I'm surprised she didn't pull her arm out of the socket. My mom and I ended up walking out behind them to go to the parking lot and she just called her kids every name in the book. I wanted to scream at the mom so bad because I couldn't believe someone was treating those kids that way. They weren't even doing anything. I opened my mouth to say something but my mom told me no because we didn't know if she had a weapon or would run us over with her car or what. I got in the car and basically cried, I felt so bad that I didn't do anything.

That's all I kept thinking about. I still kick myself for not speaking up or saying something.

Oh my god, that second video is gold.

I work fast food & one sunday morning I was working with a (now former) coworker that I despised & my lazy shift leader up front. An older gentleman came back up to exchange food he'd gotten that was 'cold', despite the fact that we'd gotten his order to him in a little over a minute after he ordered it (biscuit & gravy) and said co worker showed him the receipt.

Grumpily, he went to sit down & all was well for a half second until said coworker started snickering on the front line at him. The instant my shift leader goes to admonish this behavior, the guy turns around and starts cursing at him & demanding refunds. I myself was in the middle of cashing out another order so I just continue on , all the while pleased at this development inside. Then, things get worse as a woman waiting in line next to him, at the register next to mine, asks him not to curse as there are children inside. He curses at her then & her husbands sees/hears this and gets up himself.

The two of them square off and the husbands asks him if he wants to 'take this outside' and now's a good time to mention both of these men are senior citizens. Neither move for a minute but the old man eventually apologizes to the other's wife & sits down with his own family, vowing that we'll never see him again. Unfortunately, he's lying and I see him on my next morning shift (that was either the next day or the next sunday, I can't remember.)

wow.....that's longer than I imagined.

I worked at a sex toy shop one summer in college. So many men would just Kemerovo off in the store. Women would some in to buy dildos and some would even ask me, a guy, which brand I liked. Someone tried to return a dildo once and she admitted that it was used...........

The weirdest one was a guy who wanted me to fuck him and offered me a grand to do it. If he wasn't so old and creepy I probably would have done it lol. I have other weird stories but this is already too long.

Once this obvious teenage girl came in and was looking at everything. The only reason we didn't kick her out was because she had enough courage to come up and ask for help picking out her first vibrator.

I once walked in on a woman giving a guy a bj at the back of the store, in the gay porn section of all places.

This group of guys came in and were laughing at everything, they were using dildos like swords. Another worker there, she doesn't take any shit from anyone, looked up at them and took their picture. They went to a near by college(had their college jackets on) and told them she was posting this on their college FB if they didn't buy the dildos they were holding me leave. It was awesome.

your icon is perfect

Sometimes i think shit like this is staged. Primarily because how dumb can you be to slap an employee unless under the influence? Like I couldn't even imagine how far your head has to be up your ass in order to do something so dumb.

Olivier Martinez should take note. Sometimes your self defense is just calling the cops and staying calm. Not beating the person to a bloody pulp. :\

IKR? Sometimes you just gotta beat a bitch's ass. They will learn.

I was walking out of a target bathroom, store was pretty much empty because it was early morning during a weekday and this girl on a bench near the bathroom was very loudly telling a guy that her boyfriend masturbates too much.

This crackhead. I feel like if this dude wasn't at work he would have beat his little hobbit ass all over Target and through the parking lot.

Back when my mall had Suncoast ( re: probably around 2005-2006ish ) I went in there to buy some merchandise. As you know, that store tended to price things rather exorbitantly. So imagine my surprise when after I've handed over $100+ to pay for my goods the store clerks says "are you going to pay for that?" Baffled I tell him I just handed him a hundred dollar bill, he's adamant that I didn't.

Now me, being a young teenager at the time, I decide the best way to deal with this is to start to cry. Turns out this guy thought it would be funny to play a prank on me & when I started to cry he quickly took the security devices off my items, seeing as some other customers had wandered into the store & were now looking at him.

I never went back to Suncoast & when the store closed down in the mall, I couldn't help but smile.

It's not much of a story but thankfully I don't have many awful/crazy shopping stories to tell & I plan on keeping it that way.

15 year old me was a very trusting, wide-eyed youth who tended to see the best in people. ( Amazing what 7 yrs. can do to your viewpoint as regards the world. Current me would ask to see his manager & stand there arms crossed glaring daggers. )

Eh, it's like that Tootsie Pop commercial, the world I may never know his true intention, eh. Oh well.

One time I was in the drive thru at McDonald's. We were waiting for our order, the window was closed but we could see what was going on. A customer was standing at the counter, looked angry, she was pointing at the menu above them and yelling about something. One employee was talking to her and I couldn't hear anything b/c the window was closed but it appeared the employee was just trying to defuse the situation. Then, a couple employees in the back start laughing and snickering at the lady. Presumably because this lady just freaked out about getting 4 nuggets when it should have been 5 or some shit. I thought the lady had walked away but she came roaring back, pushed the cash register off the counter, jumped behind the counter, tried fighting the other employees. It was crazy. lol. The girl walked up and handed me our food and just rolled her eyes.

Edited at 2012-12-02 05:33 pm (UTC)

Is it wrong that I think the guy looks hot and I like the way he doesn't stand down and bucks at Katt. mmm lol

When I worked at Target, this crazy woman got really pissed off at the entire electronics staff and started throwing all the phones from the racks at them. I was a few aisles away when I heard the commotion but once I got there, she had run off and there were phones all over the floor

Edited at 2012-12-02 06:54 pm (UTC)

i worked at anthropologie and this lady peed in our dressing room. it was really sad bc she obviously had a UTI and was taking that medicine that makes your pee turn orange. it was a mess.

When I worked at a coffee shop on campus, in a lecture hall, this girl cuts to the front of the line to ask if we could give her change (there's vending machines) and I said we could if she waited in line because we had paying customers waiting (the line was really long). She called me a bitch and stormed off. She came back after her class and made her own change from our tip jar. It took all my restraint not to slap her hand.

I am sure I would have lost my job. I forgot to put she actually went up to the baristas first and they said no so then she went to me at register.