ONTD

I work at a liquor store, so it's a good day when I haven't been threatened/abused/almost hit by somebody or another. I'm a 5'5" 19 year old girl, so I try to keep as far away as possible when we get assholes in the store.

Just the other day I had a customer throw a tantrum because of the new plain packaging we are legally required to sell cigarettes in (Australia) because apparently we're turning into a 'dictatorship' and then he proceeded to shout "HEIL HITLER!" and do the nazi salute. What the fuck. I couldn't wait for him to leave.

I just googled y'alls (Australia) cigarette packaging D:

OH lmao omg, once this old lady crapped herself in the changing rooms, left her underwear and pants there and ran off. CACKLING

No stories to tell. Except I read some nasty shit about what people do on planes and they made me gag.

Changing of diapers on the trays and leaving soiled ones under their seats/in the pocket in front. D:
Poopxplosion in toilet on plane, basically watery poop all over the walls and floor of toilet.

And there are lifts on some airlines's A380, some people actually did not know they are not toilets and pee/poop in them. Multiple people. I think this is flight outbound from somewhere a little bit rural.

there;s this cashier at a store near my house. i go there often because it's only two blocks, but he's always flirting with me - it's only natural to flirt back. anyways, the other day i was outside going to check the mail and he comes running up to me. apparently he knows one of my neighbors. So I'm like both intrigued and creeped out. now he knows where i live. i think he wants me to blow him.

Retail story: When we opened a new store in a trashy ~broken fountain~ mall, we had carpeted seats in our dressing rooms (such a bad idea). Within the first week a couple found their way in there and decided it was comfortable enough to do a little sexy time.
An employee heard the panting and that's when we realized the set of legs we could see were spread apart and clearly pumping away. It didn't seem to matter how much we pounded (ehehe) on the door, they wouldn't stop until someone threatened to open the door. The couple nearly ran out of the dressing room and out of the store.
:/ We left the door open to air it out, ya know?

i work at target and hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaattttteeee it

I worked in retail for quite a while. Mostly I loved it but there are some unstable people in this world. One time I found a mostly empty coffee cup on a display table. There was nobody near and that shit looks terrible (You're not even supposed to have food in a clothing store) so I threw it out. 15 minutes a woman came back demanding her coffee. After informing her we had thrown it out she went on an expletive filled shouting rampage that included her telling us we had evil souls, that she hoped our store would burn down and that we would be cursed to hell.

The funniest part was that she came back a few weeks she came back and another woman who was just shopping ran up to me to frantically warn me about this "crazy" woman who had just come in.

after reading the stories in this post I can only say that some people are just straight up defective

I went into an adult store with my friend that was right next to this mexican restaurant after we had a couple of drinks and were just waiting around to sober up so we had to go to the 2nd floor because the first floor was closed for some reason and we were walking around and whatever and my friend tells me " there's a man jacking off to a dvd cover at the end of that aisle" and I'm like "wtf no way no there is not" so I do a really awkward and nervous slow turn and ugh my eyes are forever scarred thinking of that man standing next to that beyonce blow up doll. we ran out of that store so fast I nearly fell down the stairs

Edited at 2012-12-02 11:58 am (UTC)

WOOOOW how the fuck is he not in jail yet

what is wrong with people?
YOU CANNOT JUST GO AROUND PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE WHEN SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE HAPPENS.

They both seem pretty calm about the whole thing.

Wow, the person who shot the iPhone video is a douche.

Also, that video just emphasizes how similar most Target franchises are, unless you live in a largely Spanish-speaking area and there's English/Spanish department markers.

(Then again, where I live needs those English/Spanish markers because I've see so many Spanish-speaking people go out the wrong doors.)

Once I was in line at a store and the guy in front of me suddenly puked all over the back of the guy in front of him. He was drenched, it was gross. Everyone was just staring in shock of ages and then the guy who did it mumbled "sorry" and left.

And when I was really young two men got into a heated argument and one of them hurled a bottle of wine across the store at the other one. The bottle nearly hit me and my mum was really pissed off.

There are a lot more but can't think of them right now, lol.

Oh Amurika.....

I live in Texas and go to trashy walmarts, I don't even think I've seen this kind of behavior from people even on Black Friday.