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Zombie [info]rayla_
2:07 pm - 06/28/2006

Big Brother U.K: Lea Walker's Porn film debut!

(First post; be nice yo)



The picture underneath contains adult content. Be warned. Do not click if you are a minor.

http://pumpkinfilms.com/catalog/images/casting_cuties_vol4.jpg


I have been unfortunate enough to see this film playing at an adult DVD shop in Britain. It's awful. Lea's plastic surgery starts falling apart about five minutes into the scene, pretty much as soon as the guy starts having full sex with her. She kind of yells and he pulls out before she explains that his penis has dislodged her 'pelvic lift'; the result of an operation she's had. From her scarring, it also looks like she's had some major surgery on her outer genitalia, in fact the first thing I thought when I saw it was that it looked like the result of a sex-change op. Pretty gross stuff.

P.S, Also, Lea explains in the video how she used to be a size 24. You know she's telling the truth once she strips off for action and the camera gets up close and personal, recording the graceful, rhythmic dance of the left-over elephant flesh that adorns her loins.
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[info]ex_bemylast843 28th-Jun-2006 04:39 pm (UTC)
You can see Lea in action here

http://www.totallycrap.com/media/bbleawalker/

:) :) :) :(
[info]rayla_ 28th-Jun-2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the link!
[info]kimberleygrace 28th-Jun-2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
haha that guy is outrageous, just chomping on them like cotton candy haha
[info]nicknolteshair 29th-Jun-2006 06:06 am (UTC)
lolololol

Seriously. Way out of control. I didn't have any words to describe it, but "outrageous" was good. LOLOLOLOL
[info]angels_airwaves 28th-Jun-2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
eww that was hideously embarrassing to watch.

I know it's a porno but jeez - aww, yeah and fuck were like three of the only words used in that entire clip. and her saggy ass did not turn me on at all, gross.
[info]pocketsizedhero 29th-Jun-2006 12:29 am (UTC)
it certainly is! i found myself turning away from the screen and looking around to see if anyone was watching me watching it!
[info]invisible_cunt 28th-Jun-2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
that was just odd.
her boobs are waaay too fake and big.
that dude is just nibbling on them like woah.
im pretty sure porn can be tasteful and tasteless.
taht was the latter.
[info]ex_hullabalo912 28th-Jun-2006 09:20 pm (UTC)
i actually had to go throw up after I watched that.


=/ =/ =/
[info]springandsummer 29th-Jun-2006 01:40 am (UTC)
I swear, it seems like that guy exists in an alternate universe where he's moving 50% faster than the rest of us.

Also, eww.
[info]christ_herself 29th-Jun-2006 03:47 am (UTC)
ahahahaha yes
[info]nicknolteshair 29th-Jun-2006 06:07 am (UTC)
LOL! i can't believe I just watched that.
[info]liquid_quaalude 28th-Jun-2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
well she sure looks like a porn star.
nasty,used and dried up!
[info]_motel 28th-Jun-2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
Her poor son
[info]cdsdralion 28th-Jun-2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
Ew.
[info]educate_sedate 28th-Jun-2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
she needs a face transplant
[info]stylistic4u 28th-Jun-2006 05:15 pm (UTC)
Why oh why are men attracted to breasts that look like two basketballs. They must feel hard. *shivers*

[info]unpeudezen 28th-Jun-2006 06:13 pm (UTC)
she commented once on bb about how she can't lie on her stomach because they're "rock hard." ew.
[info]electricpussy 28th-Jun-2006 05:16 pm (UTC)

Damn, that's one ugly dick she has in her hand.
[info]angels_airwaves 28th-Jun-2006 06:30 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure I ate that with mash the other day...
[info]epicet 28th-Jun-2006 11:03 pm (UTC)
FTW





And now I don't know whether to be hungry or not. Damn youuuuu.
[info]merrysgirl 28th-Jun-2006 05:23 pm (UTC)
This what Kendra from 'Girls Next Door' is going to look like in five years.
[info]asininehopes 28th-Jun-2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
AAAGGGGGGG!!!! YOU HAVE A POTTY MOUTH! HERE'S SOME SOAP TO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT!!!!

< throws a bar of soap at you >

heheheehehehehe :P Sry. I love Kendra.
[info]0shaybella0 28th-Jun-2006 05:59 pm (UTC)
STFU. Kendra is gorgeous.
[info]chorusgirl 28th-Jun-2006 06:32 pm (UTC)
Her vag is a very strange color... I call TRANNY!
[info]space7cadet 28th-Jun-2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
which one is she? im curious about the video although seeing it would kill any impulse to masturbate.
[info]rayla_ 28th-Jun-2006 06:49 pm (UTC)
Top left on the DVD cover
[info]she_said_ew 28th-Jun-2006 06:47 pm (UTC)
alot of porn is so far from sexy it's ridiculous, yet still facinating.
[info]invisible_cunt 28th-Jun-2006 06:54 pm (UTC)
is it just me, or does the woman at the bottom of the picture look like celine dion?
[info]angels_airwaves 28th-Jun-2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
"There were nights of endless pleasure
It was more than any laws allow
Baby! Baby!"

haha lmao I shouldn't have looked because people say my mum looks like Celine Dion =/
[info]invisible_cunt 28th-Jun-2006 07:01 pm (UTC)
oh i don't know what to say,
but do you agree with the simlilarity
[info]pin_stripe 28th-Jun-2006 06:55 pm (UTC)
i didn't see the video but AUGH the description was enough to make me ralph
[info]ex_juniper912 28th-Jun-2006 07:09 pm (UTC)
Her vagina was weird. It's like I was worried her vagina lips were going to get injured in the process, and that's not really something you should be thinking about when watching a pr0n.


She's f-ing nasty.
[info]hangthemj 28th-Jun-2006 08:45 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaha I love the warning: "WARNING: FUCKING EXPLICIT CONTENT"
[info]bychance37 28th-Jun-2006 09:00 pm (UTC)
I wish you had warn don't look if you're eating. Oh that was nasty!!!!
[info]hwcarnage 29th-Jun-2006 12:02 am (UTC)
BEST MOTHER EVAH!!!!!!!!

[info]juniorponynyc 29th-Jun-2006 12:49 am (UTC)
That was hilariously awful. I started laughing at the end when she was getting bukkaked and she like LOOKS at the camera like "am I sexy yet?"

And the guy was hilarious too, he just said "fuck" a whole lot, huh?
[info]kisha 29th-Jun-2006 01:40 pm (UTC)
god, she reminds me of a white california raisin.
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