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11:19 pm - 11/30/2012

Loki Laufeyson Demands Your Minute-Long Film Summaries For His/Empire's Approval

Call for entries from Tom Hiddleston, Jameson Empire Done in 60 Seconds Ambassador



Source

Dear Tom, please incorporate "groovy" into your daily vernacular. Sincerely, Me.
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superdogbiter 1st-Dec-2012 02:08 pm (UTC)
false i like his celebrity impressions
zoaster_toaster 1st-Dec-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
Are you kidding me? His voice is so hot!
winegums 1st-Dec-2012 08:22 pm (UTC)
LIES, it's the things he says that brought me over to the dark side of Hiddlestanning.

But ia that his shirt needs to come off in a Marvel movie. Show off the muscle you pack on, and all.
zoaster_toaster 1st-Dec-2012 10:23 pm (UTC)
Also, you can always watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZb-xjK3pfg
mjspice 2nd-Dec-2012 03:45 pm (UTC)
Have you NOT seen him do an impression of a Velociraptor??
executivehpfan 1st-Dec-2012 02:12 pm (UTC)
WHY IS HIDDLESTON IN MY FACE SPINNIN' SOME DR. SEUSS-TYPE SHIT BEFORE I'VE HAD MY FUCKING COFFEE

My day is already ruined.

finchburg 1st-Dec-2012 03:00 pm (UTC)
Seriously, doesn't help that he was trying so hard to not just fall into a fit of laughter with the rhymes that were obviously amusing him.
dovecage 1st-Dec-2012 04:00 pm (UTC)
Seriously. This Willy Wonka bastard.
ladyjj 1st-Dec-2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
And yet again, you make my day with your onpoint Hiddleston commentary. Bless you.
zoaster_toaster 1st-Dec-2012 07:46 pm (UTC)
That's assuming this precious mofo hasn't already ruined your life. ;)
winegums 1st-Dec-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
night here, and my dreams are pretty much shot now.
kajsa87 1st-Dec-2012 02:17 pm (UTC)
Shouldn't it be Laufeyjarson? Edit: Just found out that the Laufey from the comics is a male character. Edit2: I still think that it's gramatically wrong.

Edited at 2012-12-01 02:28 pm (UTC)
fluorescentx 1st-Dec-2012 02:45 pm (UTC)
Well Thor is Odinson in the comics, so I don't know if it's grammatically correct but at least they're going for continuity with Laufeyson!
zoaster_toaster 1st-Dec-2012 03:05 pm (UTC)
...why the additional "jar", though? I've only seen "Laufreyson".
kajsa87 1st-Dec-2012 03:11 pm (UTC)
Because, as far as I know, ey is a female noun and therefor the correct ending for genitive singular would be -ar or, in this case, -jar. I get that Laufey is a male character in the comics (unlike in the Edda, where Laufey is Lokis mother), but "Laufeyson" looks weird, nevertheless.
irises 1st-Dec-2012 02:24 pm (UTC)
this fuckign guy ugh get out
jessepinkman 1st-Dec-2012 06:32 pm (UTC)
lmao
de_throned 1st-Dec-2012 02:39 pm (UTC)
my eyes are twitching because I fucking hate you and my fingers are itching to wrap themselves around your throat
zoaster_toaster 1st-Dec-2012 03:04 pm (UTC)
...not in a bad way...right? D:
de_throned 1st-Dec-2012 04:56 pm (UTC)
omg no! ahaha my sarcasm doesn't translate well outside of my tumblr
fluorescentx 1st-Dec-2012 02:47 pm (UTC)
ugh you rhyming poetic prince
masquerade_07 1st-Dec-2012 02:47 pm (UTC)
I swear, whenever he speaks, my garments evaporate with every single word he mouths.
deppprived 1st-Dec-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
Just when I was getting my life back, he stole it again. And I know he's not even sorry the bastard.
zoaster_toaster 1st-Dec-2012 03:03 pm (UTC)
That cunning bastard. :P
emmakinney 1st-Dec-2012 03:04 pm (UTC)
So is he supposed to be talking to my loins or...?
abitobsessed 1st-Dec-2012 03:10 pm (UTC)
Ugh, I wish the USA was one of the countries that could play along in this contest!
rachberlin 1st-Dec-2012 03:23 pm (UTC)
This god damn vagina whisperer.
meredydd 1st-Dec-2012 05:42 pm (UTC)
And I snorted my tea, lol.

Derren Brown referred to BC as a "vagician" when James Rhodes commented on his huge female fanbase but tbh, much as I like BC, I think Hiddleston can carry that title better, lol. At least without taking it seriously.
kukamine 1st-Dec-2012 07:38 pm (UTC)
lmfao stop
pipsdixiechick 2nd-Dec-2012 12:54 am (UTC)
Best. Comment. Ever.
therearewords 1st-Dec-2012 03:24 pm (UTC)
I'm not even going to click play because it will only make me realize in an hour I went down the Hiddleston-ho-- never mind.
dovecage 1st-Dec-2012 04:02 pm (UTC)
I love him but that jacket needs to be burned.
zoaster_toaster 1st-Dec-2012 07:58 pm (UTC)
Are you kidding me? I love that jacket!
dovecage 1st-Dec-2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
I really hate it. It makes him look like a Tory.
dovecage 1st-Dec-2012 04:05 pm (UTC)
All the fuss about this though:

ladysherlock 1st-Dec-2012 04:22 pm (UTC)
My mind is still blown by all these texts haha. I can't believe they just got talked about on ONTD.
vivary 1st-Dec-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
What is this?
dovecage 1st-Dec-2012 04:37 pm (UTC)
A screencap from when he had his old myspace, apparently. It's a post on Gwendoline Christie's page, and she made a bunch of posts on his in response, which his fans are crying over because it they prove Tom is not A Virgin Who Can't Drive.
msclarequilty 1st-Dec-2012 04:57 pm (UTC)
Haha oh my god. Shexy timesh? Please tell me these is more these?
willow_diamond 1st-Dec-2012 05:05 pm (UTC)
"hello possum."

ahahaha
meredydd 1st-Dec-2012 05:43 pm (UTC)
Someone set up a tumblr ("naughtyhiddles") with the myspace pic of the lapdance and a copy of the MS convo and oh dear lord the pressed stans! It's either horribly amusing or horribly disconcerting, how hard people are trying to make him into a sparkly virgin unicorn.
nebulous_mirage 1st-Dec-2012 06:01 pm (UTC)
omg and the icon is willy wonka xD
ladysherlock 1st-Dec-2012 04:22 pm (UTC)
Nope nope nope not watching this got to much work to do today.
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