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Camilla Belle Claims She's a Virgin, Saving Herself for Marriage To Tim Tebow

Hallowed be thy virgin who loves Jesus, football and TIM TEBOW as the self-proclaimed virgin and football star  is so head over heels for his new girlfriend that he’s already sizing her up for marriage, sources tell The ENQUIRER.

The lucky lady is Camilla Belle, 26, a knockout brunette who shares the 25-year-old quarterback’s conservative views on premarital sex.

“Both say they’re virgins,” an insider divulged. “They’ve been dating secretly since the summer, but they can’t hide their love any longer. “Tim is looking for a woman so he can have a proper engagement and church wedding, and he’s told friends that Camilla fits the bill.”

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do not fail me now ONTD
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wonderwomanhero 29th-Nov-2012 03:47 am (UTC)


lol
mcwicca 29th-Nov-2012 03:56 am (UTC)
this is such a strange assortment of people

Edited at 2012-11-29 03:57 am (UTC)
hireaunicorn 29th-Nov-2012 02:22 pm (UTC)
I scrolled down really quickly and thought the middle one was Andrew Garfield and then I looked at the photo properly and welp, Andrew Garfield is actually in the photo.
heythatsmybike 29th-Nov-2012 03:48 am (UTC)
spiderkelly 29th-Nov-2012 03:48 am (UTC)
ummm lesbian sex counts too tho camilla...
ppeak 29th-Nov-2012 09:06 am (UTC)
Not to her, her publicist and Tebow, it doesn't.
klmnumbers 29th-Nov-2012 02:07 pm (UTC)
omg lol
shining_lore 29th-Nov-2012 03:50 am (UTC)
That's not what Taylor Swift said..
hazel_belle 29th-Nov-2012 03:51 am (UTC)
Oh that is laughable.
kimberlli_jv 29th-Nov-2012 03:52 am (UTC)
GURL PLEASE, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE KNOWN FOR THE THINGS YOU DO ON THE MATTRESS AND YOUR EYEBROWS. SIT IT DOWN.
heythatsmybike 29th-Nov-2012 03:53 am (UTC)
scarletidiocy 29th-Nov-2012 04:55 am (UTC)
this gif always gets me lmao
tesla_sativa 29th-Nov-2012 05:58 am (UTC)
I love this .gif because it doesn't even look like he's typing, just grazing his fingertips against the keyboard.
stellar_kar 29th-Nov-2012 08:50 am (UTC)
that's the point...
ohkimosabe 29th-Nov-2012 03:54 am (UTC)
lamest couple ever. she's his beard.
ppeak 29th-Nov-2012 09:07 am (UTC)
And he's her Merkin.
mydogfred 29th-Nov-2012 11:07 pm (UTC)
lol i love you in these posts and i'm choosing to believe everything you say
_xxtom 29th-Nov-2012 03:54 am (UTC)
CMON NOW
mcwicca 29th-Nov-2012 03:55 am (UTC)
lol magazines always used being raised Catholic as evidence that someone is really religious. Most Catholics dgaf, they just go to church once in a while to ease the guilt.
yurasama_love 29th-Nov-2012 04:09 am (UTC)
ikr? I was in Louisiana and there were a ton of Catholics. Not one of them that I knew was religious.
calinewarkwc69 29th-Nov-2012 04:10 am (UTC)
I'm Catholic. And this.

I don't know any "real" Catholics anymore. It's just a tradition now. Like, the last 5009696878776355222 generations of your family were Catholic so now we'll just keep doing it.
mcwicca 29th-Nov-2012 04:18 am (UTC)
My family is actually pretty religious (myself excluded) but it is definitely getting less so with every generation removed from Ireland.
scarletidiocy 29th-Nov-2012 04:56 am (UTC)
lol yes this.
phallus 29th-Nov-2012 04:29 am (UTC)
My family is still extremely Catholic (we're Brazilian so its kind of glued in our brain ever since I can remember growing up) but the funny thin about my family is that they pick and choose what they want to believe in the bible yet get pissed when I call them out on it. LOL My sister and I had a huge argument last week cuz I said she was a flip flop Catholic, that se only uses it when its in her favor.

I'm gay so I always tease them about me going to hell anyway so I can say whatever I want.
nationalboner 29th-Nov-2012 05:10 am (UTC)
Lol seriously. My bf and his three sisters were raised Catholic... and out of the four of them, only one sister is at all religious anymore.
johnjie 29th-Nov-2012 10:43 am (UTC)
My family is Catholic and this is spot on apart from my grandparents, who are Irish and Italian respectively. Everyone else is kind of 'yeah...Catholicism...that's us...'

(ANd by 'Irish' and 'Italian' I mean they are actually Irish and Italian, as opposed to descended from Irish/Italian people like it seems to mean in America.)

Edited at 2012-11-29 10:45 am (UTC)
lillylilacs 29th-Nov-2012 06:49 pm (UTC)
right? even my grandmother who was a strict catholic put her teenage daughters on bc once they were having sex
bienenkiste k girl29th-Nov-2012 03:55 am (UTC)
xcollsangelx 29th-Nov-2012 03:56 am (UTC)
msamericandream 29th-Nov-2012 03:58 am (UTC)
maybe in her ear hole
alienclit 29th-Nov-2012 04:00 am (UTC)
gold star virgin
for_serious13 29th-Nov-2012 04:02 am (UTC)
GIRL, PLEASE
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