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2:43 pm - 11/28/2012

National Enquirer claims Lindsay Lohan liking girls 'was a phase'

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STOP THE PRESSES...AND WEEP, LESBIANS, WEEP! My stop-the-world scoop kicks off in the wee hours at a trendy LA nightspot, where Lindsay Lohan, chillin’ with pals, ignores lovestruck eyes trying to lock with hers...until a waiter approaches and whispers discreetly: “The lady at the next table would like to buy you a drink!”

Politely declining, LiLo looked over at the late-20-ish hottie who’d been eyeballing her, and mouthed: “Thanks anyway.” But later, when Lindsay hit the ladies’ room and was about to slip into a stall, a hand stroked her arm...and suddenly, she was looking straight into the smitten eyes of her female admirer, who told her urgently: “Lindsay, I’ve been staring at you all night. You’re so beautiful! I want to go out with you. I think we’d be a great couple!”

Smiling gently, Lindsay – whose burning sexcapades with boy-oh-boy Brit deejay Samantha (aka Tha’s a Man) Ronson grew into a lesbian legend that triggered sizzling world headlines – removed the woman’s hand from her arm and delivered this shocking news: “Thanks for the compliment,” she said sweetly, “but I’m not into girls anymore – that was just a phase I was going through.”

Turning her back on the devastated, lovelorn lesbian, Lindsay swiftly escaped into the stall, locking the door behind her. And when she finally returned to her table, her would-be seductress had...vanished.

(So let the word go forth to lesbians everywhere! Lindsay Lohan insists: “I’M NOT GAY ANYMORE!”)

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mcwicca 29th-Nov-2012 01:11 am (UTC)
...what is this from
stokez 29th-Nov-2012 01:12 am (UTC)
the l word
inthedirtyrain 29th-Nov-2012 01:13 am (UTC)
lol comment twins. Exact same minute.
stokez 29th-Nov-2012 01:15 am (UTC)
i recognize crazy jenny anywhere XD
mcwicca 29th-Nov-2012 01:18 am (UTC)
ty for improving my life
inthedirtyrain 29th-Nov-2012 01:12 am (UTC)
L Word Season 5 Ep 10
mcwicca 29th-Nov-2012 01:15 am (UTC)
I've always meant to watch that show but I've heard that it's not very good. lbr though I won't be watching it for the plot so idk why I haven't taken the plunge.
if_musicbe 29th-Nov-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
It has its moments. I have to admit, I was mostly watching for the sexy action /no shame.
sanditar 29th-Nov-2012 01:42 am (UTC)
try seasons 1-3
dracopet 29th-Nov-2012 01:15 am (UTC)
Think it's L Word
jonesingjay 29th-Nov-2012 01:15 am (UTC)
the l word.

jenny and nikki (angela robinson who directed lindsay in that lovebug movie said the character of mikki on the l word was based on lindsay).
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