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2:43 pm - 11/28/2012

National Enquirer claims Lindsay Lohan liking girls 'was a phase'

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STOP THE PRESSES...AND WEEP, LESBIANS, WEEP! My stop-the-world scoop kicks off in the wee hours at a trendy LA nightspot, where Lindsay Lohan, chillin’ with pals, ignores lovestruck eyes trying to lock with hers...until a waiter approaches and whispers discreetly: “The lady at the next table would like to buy you a drink!”

Politely declining, LiLo looked over at the late-20-ish hottie who’d been eyeballing her, and mouthed: “Thanks anyway.” But later, when Lindsay hit the ladies’ room and was about to slip into a stall, a hand stroked her arm...and suddenly, she was looking straight into the smitten eyes of her female admirer, who told her urgently: “Lindsay, I’ve been staring at you all night. You’re so beautiful! I want to go out with you. I think we’d be a great couple!”

Smiling gently, Lindsay – whose burning sexcapades with boy-oh-boy Brit deejay Samantha (aka Tha’s a Man) Ronson grew into a lesbian legend that triggered sizzling world headlines – removed the woman’s hand from her arm and delivered this shocking news: “Thanks for the compliment,” she said sweetly, “but I’m not into girls anymore – that was just a phase I was going through.”

Turning her back on the devastated, lovelorn lesbian, Lindsay swiftly escaped into the stall, locking the door behind her. And when she finally returned to her table, her would-be seductress had...vanished.

(So let the word go forth to lesbians everywhere! Lindsay Lohan insists: “I’M NOT GAY ANYMORE!”)

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in_styles 29th-Nov-2012 01:02 am (UTC)
Honestly speaking though, lesbian porn is the best kind to watch imo and I consider myself straight.
brucelynn 29th-Nov-2012 01:03 am (UTC)
I agree tbh
deftonedpiano 29th-Nov-2012 01:04 am (UTC)
Depends, though. Sometimes there are some really terrible scenarios, but sometimes it's fucking awesome.
inthedirtyrain 29th-Nov-2012 01:05 am (UTC)

Girls are amazing


mcwicca 29th-Nov-2012 01:11 am (UTC)
...what is this from
astrologee 29th-Nov-2012 01:52 am (UTC)
jenny is my fave.
luminaris 29th-Nov-2012 05:10 am (UTC)
Jenny was nuts but omg those eyes she was HOT, gotta admit.
lumosofmylife 29th-Nov-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
I only watch lesbian porn tbh.
blahhhnata17 29th-Nov-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
Yeah I can't get into straight porn I dunno aesthetically wise I like lesbian porn better and I'm straight
doleo 29th-Nov-2012 01:06 am (UTC)
mte
noon 29th-Nov-2012 01:06 am (UTC)
mfte
ilouboutin 29th-Nov-2012 01:08 am (UTC)
this is true.
vampireweekend 29th-Nov-2012 01:11 am (UTC)
most of the time it is
_dennis_csi_ 29th-Nov-2012 01:13 am (UTC)
yes ia
vanishingbee 29th-Nov-2012 01:16 am (UTC)
ida, they just offer different things. I watch m/m, m/f and f/f, and f/f sometimes really seems the most contrived because of how obviously they're just there to sell to male clients. m/f is the same obviously, but with f/f it's just worse somehow.

but I appreciate the increase of real orgasms
leatherandjeans 29th-Nov-2012 01:21 am (UTC)
Meh I find it boring. I need p in v or a tyvm.
daddyissues 29th-Nov-2012 01:34 am (UTC)
i think lesbian porn can be really pretty but only m/f gets me off
vonlisbon 29th-Nov-2012 01:41 am (UTC)
Um, lez-on-lez porn is. Straightgirl-on-straightgirl is fucking shit, because all of their nasty fake tans and horrible fake talon-nails and shit and they all just go (omg you ALL know what I'm talking about here)

*rub the clit furiously three times in a circle with one finger*
*lick as if you are scared that it is poisonous*
*rub again*
*move far, far, far away*
muffintiem 29th-Nov-2012 01:54 am (UTC)
I used to be the same then I saw Manuel Ferrara and I realized I can only enjoy porn where the performers are enjoying themselves. He may not be everyone's cup of tea, but he fucks like I like to be fucked so, it floats my boat.

That being said, the majority of what I watch is girl/girl and mostly amateur stuff. Sweetheart Video does pretty good stuff and I used to really like Abby Winters before they were bought out.

I identify as straight, but I don't believe human sexuality is black or white, it is a spectrum and some of us are straighter than others and some of us not. I wouldn't turn down sexy times with a lady, but it's not something I'd go looking for either.
cerseilannister 29th-Nov-2012 01:55 am (UTC)
i usually watch f/f but occasionally i'll watch m/f. some vagina must be present idk lol.
expromqueen 29th-Nov-2012 03:48 am (UTC)
me too hehe i used to only watch m/m (i blame fandom shipping for that) but now i prefer f/f...m/f has never worked for me, even though i'm straight
headswillroll88 29th-Nov-2012 05:59 am (UTC)
this thread...i will never understand straight girls
chocobeans 29th-Nov-2012 06:21 am (UTC)
It's nice to see lots of other girls like f/f porn. I guess too much of the m/f is so damn aggressive. Like, I don't want that happening to me. I hate that they have to pull out and jizz all over her. That takes so much out of it. Not just a few videos but it really seems like all of them. Ugh.

I guess I imagine girls would be better at knowing their way around. Not so rough, knowing what needs sucking, teasing, licking, fingering. Woo!

I need to stop. I've been thinking about sex all day in class. Glad I got some last week though.
quietlyobsessed 29th-Nov-2012 11:24 am (UTC)
it's funny that i know so many straight girls who like girl/girl porn. and so many lesbians that like guy/guy porn.

personally i just enjoy watching gay sex>>>straight sex. but it's hard to find good lesbian porn imo. i just want the girls to look INTIMATE and they rarely do. why they think fingering while keeping their bodies arm's length away is sexy i'll never know.
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