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2:43 pm - 11/28/2012

National Enquirer claims Lindsay Lohan liking girls 'was a phase'

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STOP THE PRESSES...AND WEEP, LESBIANS, WEEP! My stop-the-world scoop kicks off in the wee hours at a trendy LA nightspot, where Lindsay Lohan, chillin’ with pals, ignores lovestruck eyes trying to lock with hers...until a waiter approaches and whispers discreetly: “The lady at the next table would like to buy you a drink!”

Politely declining, LiLo looked over at the late-20-ish hottie who’d been eyeballing her, and mouthed: “Thanks anyway.” But later, when Lindsay hit the ladies’ room and was about to slip into a stall, a hand stroked her arm...and suddenly, she was looking straight into the smitten eyes of her female admirer, who told her urgently: “Lindsay, I’ve been staring at you all night. You’re so beautiful! I want to go out with you. I think we’d be a great couple!”

Smiling gently, Lindsay – whose burning sexcapades with boy-oh-boy Brit deejay Samantha (aka Tha’s a Man) Ronson grew into a lesbian legend that triggered sizzling world headlines – removed the woman’s hand from her arm and delivered this shocking news: “Thanks for the compliment,” she said sweetly, “but I’m not into girls anymore – that was just a phase I was going through.”

Turning her back on the devastated, lovelorn lesbian, Lindsay swiftly escaped into the stall, locking the door behind her. And when she finally returned to her table, her would-be seductress had...vanished.

(So let the word go forth to lesbians everywhere! Lindsay Lohan insists: “I’M NOT GAY ANYMORE!”)

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krzg 29th-Nov-2012 01:01 am (UTC)
She was purely attracted to Sam at that time, it wasn't the gender... I know hard to believe Samantha Ronson but still just the person.

I can't believe people find it hard to believe that some people love and relationships don't limit or confine it to a gender. SHOCKING.
deftonedpiano 29th-Nov-2012 01:03 am (UTC)
I'm gonna love who I love, regardless of what's between their legs. There was a time I was convinced I loved a girl (and I probably did), and now I'm in love with my boyfriend. For who he is, not what he is.
venetianglass 29th-Nov-2012 01:15 am (UTC)
I tend to agree with you, honestly. You love who you love.
sweet_honesty 29th-Nov-2012 01:20 am (UTC)
So many people don't believe bisexuality exists.
astrologee 29th-Nov-2012 01:43 am (UTC)
SMH @ people.
stussytribe 29th-Nov-2012 01:51 am (UTC)
yeah, esp in men tbh
boundarybreaks 29th-Nov-2012 10:34 am (UTC)
yes i hate that. I am bisexual, and I've dated more females than males, so people always called me a lesbian (which was idiotic in itself). but now that i've been with my boyfriend for 4 years, people think my "phase ended". Uh no, I just found someone that I love. Being bisexual means I like both sexes. -_-
quinnthevixen 29th-Nov-2012 05:43 pm (UTC)
Right? smdh, I hate that shit
zemi_chan 29th-Nov-2012 02:45 am (UTC)
Yep. I've even seen some ONTDers "complain" about bisexuals for...well... being bisexual. What trash.
broadwaybabe11 4th-Dec-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
Yeah, you'd think with all ONTDers talking so much about "privilege" and being Social Justice Warriors for everything that bisexuals would get more support here... Nope.
vonlisbon 29th-Nov-2012 01:39 am (UTC)
Um I think the "they/people" you're talking about here are miles away from ONTD.
nightpwnsj00 29th-Nov-2012 09:22 am (UTC)
Pan(bi)sexuals are just such incredible enlightened individuals.
mingemonster 29th-Nov-2012 10:31 am (UTC)
I know, as a close-minded homo I bow to them
nightpwnsj00 30th-Nov-2012 05:46 am (UTC)
We just love "parts" too much. How shameful and obstinate.
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