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Browns Linebacker Tank Carder Calls Comedy Account a Faggot When He Misses The Joke


You can tell a lot about a person by checking out who they follow on Twitter. In the case of the former TCU Horned Frog, Tank Carder fulfills many of the "jock" stereotypes you might have. He follows something called "Fill Werrell" and the straight forwardly-named "Pickup Lines!" He follows an account called "Because I'm a Guy." He replies to an innocuous Because I'm A Guy "joke" about betraying a teammate with "unfollowed...your a faggot for that" even though it appears to be in reference to a video game and, you know, guy humor. "They need to clarify that."



Tank has made several other dumb tweets, including calling a user a 'dumb braud' and confusing the NFL Ref Strike with a lockout. You can view those at the source




He's now sitting on twitter, retweeting dumbasses and telling people they're taking it wrong:

Tanks twitter

theblackwidow 27th-Nov-2012 12:47 am (UTC)
I'm happy the Browns beat the Steelers tho, tbh
orangeandblack 27th-Nov-2012 01:09 am (UTC)
Yeah but they almost beat the Cowboys only to flop in the end, ew ew ew.
ladyjj 27th-Nov-2012 04:26 am (UTC)
only hf that flawless icon
orangeandblack 27th-Nov-2012 04:29 am (UTC)
I want a Blackburn jersey so bad but don't want to buy it from the NFL shop because they are TERRIBLE ;'( So I went ahead and calmed my self with a Cruz jersey instead.
ladyjj 27th-Nov-2012 04:31 am (UTC)
I read that as 'so I calmed myself with a Cruz instead'. My mind. It's still glowing from last night's game. I snuggled my busted ass #10 E-Bay special.
orangeandblack 27th-Nov-2012 04:35 am (UTC)
Ahahahahaha, ~*who would say no, tho?~*

E-Bay specials are the best! I only have a #10 right now, I got it for Christmas a few years ago, best gift ever. the only time in my life I shrieked and jumped into a family members arms in joy. Eli or GTFO
jaded56 27th-Nov-2012 05:02 am (UTC)
YEEE BLACKBURN. SO HAPPY THEY BEAT THE PACKERS
orangeandblack 27th-Nov-2012 05:07 am (UTC)
As stated numerous times last night, Chase Blackburn is my boyfriend. Or "Bah'freeeeeeend" if enough rum is involved. My fav no-neck fatty.

jaded56 27th-Nov-2012 05:15 am (UTC)
LOLOL THAT'S AWESOME!
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