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Browns Linebacker Tank Carder Calls Comedy Account a Faggot When He Misses The Joke


You can tell a lot about a person by checking out who they follow on Twitter. In the case of the former TCU Horned Frog, Tank Carder fulfills many of the "jock" stereotypes you might have. He follows something called "Fill Werrell" and the straight forwardly-named "Pickup Lines!" He follows an account called "Because I'm a Guy." He replies to an innocuous Because I'm A Guy "joke" about betraying a teammate with "unfollowed...your a faggot for that" even though it appears to be in reference to a video game and, you know, guy humor. "They need to clarify that."



Tank has made several other dumb tweets, including calling a user a 'dumb braud' and confusing the NFL Ref Strike with a lockout. You can view those at the source




He's now sitting on twitter, retweeting dumbasses and telling people they're taking it wrong:

Tanks twitter

yourscenesucks 26th-Nov-2012 11:58 pm (UTC)
Those pedestrian mistakes make it so much easier to really consider the source.
squarebiz2you 27th-Nov-2012 12:13 am (UTC)
It's the small blessings in life!
carriehunt 27th-Nov-2012 12:32 am (UTC)
you split an infinitive #pedestrianmistake
yourscenesucks 27th-Nov-2012 12:34 am (UTC)
I split 'em all the time. It's still not as embarrassing as using hashtags on livejournal.
carriehunt 27th-Nov-2012 12:35 am (UTC)
#idontlikeyourtone
vee_bot 27th-Nov-2012 01:03 am (UTC)
shit girl lol
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