ONTD

So it all seems to have kicked off between One Direction and The Wanted, and by that we mean Zayn Malik and Max George, with some supporting insults thrown in by Tom Parker and Louis Tomlinson. Sassy ‘ard bitches.

So far what we’ve been left with that Zayn is “cranky after bud” who “can’t take banter”; and Max is a “Chlamydia boy” who’s a bit of a “clown”.

We’re all a bit confused by it all and still trying to work out whether all the rowing and STIs are real, banter or just PR for that massive Madison Square Garden gig they’re both playing at next month.