Hostage Brituation was for a specific incident (or series of them) though; it doesn't really have a place in regular posts. "Remains sexy while doing so" is something silly that you can tag to the end of a sentence, like "it's just a fact" or whatever.
because of the gif <3
I was just listening to Live your Life
poppin' my pussy
~it's all coming back to me now~
mods are drunk tonight, so expect it posted by 2pm tomorrow.