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Noel Gallagher: 'Reform Oasis? Only when I'm skint'



Noel Gallagher has spelled out what it would take for an Oasis reunion to happen – he'd need to be stony broke.

The High Flying Birds man made the comments on Channel 4's Chatty Man, where he told host Alan Carr:What would it take? It would take Liam or myself to be very skint, and I know for a fact that ain't gonna happen. So other than that, I can't see it.The singer also spoke about how he will approach talking to his children about drugs, admitting that it would be rich for him to preach abstinence given his well-documented history with cigarettes and alcohol – and more. Gallagher said he was "dreading" his children's teenage years as he's in no position to lecture them, so would instead say, "Everything in moderation, lads. And just remember: you will never be as cool as your dad. Remember that."

Earlier this week, The Who's Roger Daltrey told NME that Noel Gallagher is set to curate next year's Concerts For Teenage Cancer Trust.

The gigs, which Daltrey founded in 2000, have been staged every year by the charity's patron at London's Royal Albert Hall. Daltrey will pass the baton on to the ex-Oasis chief in 2013 to allow him to concentrate on touring. Gallagher has performed a series of solo gigs at the venue for the charity over the years. His brother Liam's band Beady Eye played in 2011.

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jonze_spike 23rd-Nov-2012 07:23 pm (UTC)
thank god
zharia 23rd-Nov-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
this bitch.
lestat 23rd-Nov-2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
he and his brother are so far up their own asses.
megalixer 23rd-Nov-2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
the gallaghers are both such crusty old bastards, lol.

I'm doing a research paper that centers around britpop atm and it's so funny when you're combing through interviews of all of the big bands for info, it's like:
damon albarn: "something reasonably thoughtful and intelligent"
jarvis cocker: "something reasonably thoughtful and intelligent if slightly longer-winded"
gallaghers, doesn't matter which one: "mumble mumble mumble FOOK THOSE BASTARDS mumble FOOKIN BASTARDS mumble mumble"
m_h_p 23rd-Nov-2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
That sounds like the best research paper ever. It's like when I got work experience at NME as a kid and spent the entire week sitting in the archives reading all the 80s/90s magazines and getting inky fingers.
megalixer 23rd-Nov-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
omg, that sounds like the best high school/college job ever! I'm insanely jealous.
megalixer 23rd-Nov-2012 08:52 pm (UTC)
haha, it's definitely one of the more fun papers I've gotten to write! it's always great when you can work your pop culture interests into school lol
vulpineways 23rd-Nov-2012 07:56 pm (UTC)
#1: LOVE YOUR ICON! SERGE! <3

#2: I LOL'ed. And I agreed.
megalixer 23rd-Nov-2012 08:55 pm (UTC)
aww, thanks! :)
serge and jane are always <3
imkevinspacey 23rd-Nov-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
Blur & Jarvis >>>>>

Jarvis is so weird but fab.
megalixer 23rd-Nov-2012 09:01 pm (UTC)
Pulp was always my favorite of the big britpop bands even going into this, I'm definitely working them in maybe a little bit more than they're strictly relevant to my topic hahaha. Jarvis definitely has the funniest things to say out of everybody, you get the impression that Damon Albarn and the Gallaghers still think pretty highly of themselves (though to be fair Damon is still pretty relevant with Gorillaz and comes across as 1000x smarter than the Gallaghers) and Jarvis is just over in the corner semi-retired and not really giving a fuck :P
jazzypom Jarvis lives in France now, no?23rd-Nov-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
He's like, learning French and living off his royalties as such. It's a good life.
imkevinspacey 23rd-Nov-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
Do you listen to the Sunday Service? I could listen to him babble forever.

IA Damon is super self-important but I like that about him, ha.
megalixer 24th-Nov-2012 01:18 am (UTC)
I do! Not religiously, but often enough. If music hadn't worked out I feel like he would have made a good professor, he's one of those people that are somehow entertaining and intelligent-sounding even when it's obvious that they're just rambling.

Honestly, self-importance doesn't bother me overmuch if I feel like the person has earned it (I stan for Kanye, enough said there :P) and I think that Damon has, so idgaf. I find it more amusing coming from Liam Gallagher because lbr here everyone knows that Noel pulled the weight in Oasis.
qween_tartii 23rd-Nov-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
oh man i loved Pulp so much. i was never into Blur or Oasis, it was Pulp, Supergrass and Radiohead all the way.
imkevinspacey 23rd-Nov-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)
I love Blur but tbf Graham Coxon >>> the band.
Aw Supergrass <3 my youth
qween_tartii 23rd-Nov-2012 11:15 pm (UTC)
I Should Coco was my jam. ngl, i haven't listened to a lot of much of their later stuff - they're kind if frozen in time for me, if that makes sense...?

the only 90s band who's current stuff i still listen to is Radiohead, tbh.
imkevinspacey 23rd-Nov-2012 11:18 pm (UTC)
I really like Radiohead but in a very passive way, if that makes sense? I appreciate them and I can't count the amount of times I've heard a song, loved it, looked it up and it has been them - but I couldn't actually name any of their songs if they came on? I get overwhelmed easily by bands with large back cats.

I listen to Blur's 'new stuff' (but lbr that is a handful of songs this decade) but I follow Damon and Gra's solo careers and Alex's cheese exploits, and I listen to Jarvis every Sunday <3 god bless but generally IA that those bands are ~frozen in time for me.

Supergrass in particular remind me of one particular summer in my childhood :)
imkevinspacey 23rd-Nov-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
Say particular again.
qween_tartii 23rd-Nov-2012 11:28 pm (UTC)
i'm just riding a huge Radiohead wave right now because i saw them live a couple of weeks ago and they were freaking amazing. best concert i've ever been to, by a very long way.

lol we were in a pub a little while ago and Disco 2000 came on. i'll always have a fondness for that because it was all over the charts when i visited the UK for the first time. it was literally everywhere. i can't hear it without thinking of that trip, so that's nice.

what Graham Coxon stuff would you recommend? i've never really followed the Blur guys too closely, in all honesty.



imkevinspacey 23rd-Nov-2012 11:35 pm (UTC)
Oh can of worms. I warn you in advance one of my favourite things about Graham is how awkward he is, lol, it isn't for everyone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wdZ44rhTAA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU5D0aTzfio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=391EA149Ey0

If you don't like that stuff don't rule him out, every other album he does is pretty different from the prior albums, he gives me whiplash.

Argh Radiohead live sound amazing, I'd love to see them. Did you cry?
qween_tartii 23rd-Nov-2012 11:51 pm (UTC)
dude they did Street Spirit and i wept like a little bitch, i am not even ashamed. i love that song beyond all reason, i actually can't believe they did it.

also? Ed O'Brien is foooooiiiiiine.



(not my picture. i only wish i was that close.)

the thing is i never really minded Blur, i just thought Damon was a twat. so Graham's stuff is pretty well up my street. is it better to work through is albums chronologically? or is there one that's a better starting point?
imkevinspacey 23rd-Nov-2012 11:58 pm (UTC)
Oh Damon totally is a twat but something about the quality of his voice just destroys me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_GX8sYFB4o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v8oWbOfmiE

With Graham if you are feeling boppy I'd start with Happiness in Magazines or Love Travels At Illegal Speeds (not just because they are my favs, umhum) or The Spinning Top if you are feeling chilled. His new album A+E is pretty dance and electro-y but there is some fun stuff on there too, particularly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCEjtXUVPoM

He really is so brilliant, I hope you enjoy!

Throw some Radiohead songs my way? I need to listen to more of their stuff because I've enjoyed everything I've heard.

qween_tartii 24th-Nov-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
awesome, thank you! i do love a good music rec :D

anything you get from me re: Radiohead is probably going to be pre-2000, so chances are you've heard it. In Rainbows is my favorite of their newer albums

Weird Fishes - http://youtu.be/zdFqkhX0lN4
House of Cards - http://youtu.be/6c1uzNymHwk
Reckoner - http://youtu.be/yt4DZIx02gQ (in which Jonny Greenwood plays a lemon. i'm not kidding.)

but Fake Plastic Trees will always be my absolute favorite, and this live version is just THE. BEST.

http://youtu.be/W1oFygoVMEw

Ed and Jonny going to town on their guitars in the crescendo MAH LAWD.

i think i will always love their 90s albums the best, i am such a 90s baby lol.
imkevinspacey 24th-Nov-2012 09:27 am (UTC)
Me too. Even the poppy pop still makes me very happy, I'm a child of my time.

Thank you for these links, I'm going to have a day reminiscing with Radiohead.
imkevinspacey 24th-Nov-2012 09:28 am (UTC)
That live performance of Fake Plastic Trees is gorgeous.
qween_tartii 5th-Jan-2013 01:14 pm (UTC)
okay so i'm coming back to you a whole month and a half later to tell you i cannot stop listening to A+E. i like his other albums too, but this one has grabbed me right by the lady parts.

all your fault.
imkevinspacey 5th-Jan-2013 01:16 pm (UTC)
haha omg <3

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I'm glad! I could listen to Ooh, Yeh Yeh all day.
qween_tartii 23rd-Nov-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
okay my husband even liked that one. and he is super fucking fussy.
imkevinspacey 23rd-Nov-2012 11:53 pm (UTC)
Excellent! The album that is from is The Spinning Top, it is his ~slowest album and is sort of folksy.

I have zero musical knowledge outside of 'oh I like that pretty noise' but I'm told Graham is a very talented guitarist in a technical sense ;)
qween_tartii 24th-Nov-2012 12:24 am (UTC)
well according to his Wiki page Jonny Greenwood thinks he's pretty good and i am more than prepared to accept Jonny's opinion on these things.

considering the guy is like a fucking music savant.

i like folksy. folksy is good. i also like your icon <3 King Firth <3
imkevinspacey 24th-Nov-2012 09:26 am (UTC)
Thank you!
bloolikejazz 23rd-Nov-2012 08:07 pm (UTC)
yeah but damon albarn >
x_butterfly19_x 23rd-Nov-2012 08:10 pm (UTC)
lmao this is truth
qween_tartii 23rd-Nov-2012 11:58 pm (UTC)
OMG I WANT TO WRITE A RESEARCH PAPER ON BRITPOP.

seriously, that sounds like the best thing ever.

and lol at how accurate your assessment is.
richyrich909 23rd-Nov-2012 07:41 pm (UTC)
omg i feel so old, i remember when they looked...well, my age...da fuq? T_T so many tears now. *pushes up restylane appt.*
laura_anne 23rd-Nov-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
Damn, I always forget what a hideous beast this man is.
vulpineways 23rd-Nov-2012 07:52 pm (UTC)


Ray and Dave Davies (of The Kinks) had a fraternal feud... before it was cool.

Honestly, media-hyped sibling rivalry is so passé...
itsglenncoco 23rd-Nov-2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
LOL I read that as Chaz and Dave
drop_and_roll 23rd-Nov-2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
Well they broke up too.
qween_tartii 23rd-Nov-2012 11:17 pm (UTC)
omg the Davies brothers.

take a seat, Gallaghers, let the pros show you how its done.
bloolikejazz 23rd-Nov-2012 08:06 pm (UTC)
what a waste of talent. and it's especially sad because they're brothers.
Definitely Maybe and (What's the Story) Morning Glory? are two of my all time favourite albums so I'll always have a soft side for these 2 but this bickering and talking shit about each other in the media is super annoying.
prophecypro 23rd-Nov-2012 08:16 pm (UTC)
Yeah right.
With the right reason or pay they'll be back.
briebellamy 23rd-Nov-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
Good, Oasis had a good run while it lasted and now all the band members seem to be a lot happier in their respective bands. I don't think I'd even want an Oasis reunion tbh
sober_up 23rd-Nov-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
it's a shame he's such a dick because i loved oasis and they made some good songs
givemethepeasx 23rd-Nov-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
lmao. he is my king. I love how frank he is about everything.
qween_tartii 23rd-Nov-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
i can't help it, i love this gobby bitch.

his brother on the other hand can fall in front of something fast and deadly.
mjspice 24th-Nov-2012 12:54 pm (UTC)
lol he's so high.
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