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1:06 pm - 11/21/2012

20 Classic Opening Lines In Books (According to Entertainment Weekly)



The first thoughts that last in our memory from Jane Austen, Hunter S. Thompson, J.K. Rowling, Ray Bradbury, and othersCollapse )

Source - EW.com

What are your favorite first lines (or favorite lines in general), ONTD? What did this list miss? I think they should have included Peter Pan's opener: "All children, except one, grow up." Pretty classic. :)
maryhurt 21st-Nov-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
I need to read High-Rise!!! won't someone give me a job ffs
hera_bearrra 21st-Nov-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)


- The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
xolmw 21st-Nov-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
also just finished reading this one and i agree this is good.
joaniemaloney 22nd-Nov-2012 04:39 am (UTC)
loved this book sfm.
kwikimart 21st-Nov-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
STUPID HOLDEN CAULFIELD!!!!

The Graveyard Book is a bit inconsistent but I really liked it. I hope it becomes a film.

Good list pretty much, I like that they included writers that are poc and a decent mix of genders.
Need to check out some of these books.

Idk if I have a favourite opening line *kanye voice* OF ALL TIME but I liked the opening of Camus' The Stranger

“Today, Maman died.”

and

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin"

from Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
jellyfishhh 21st-Nov-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
YES to the stranger. a million times yes.
crabnebula78 21st-Nov-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
I agree on The Stranger and Metamorphosis. Love both of those books.
spankmypirate 21st-Nov-2012 08:50 pm (UTC)
I love the Metamorphosis! One of the reasons why District 9 is one of my favourite films is because of its Kafka themes, so good.
beccaa_04 21st-Nov-2012 11:23 pm (UTC)
Metamorphosis made me so uneasy. Guess I'm just not a fan of the idea of giant cockroaches. Or the idea that I could actually feel sympathy for a giant cockroach.
ashtraysoul 21st-Nov-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
yes to kafka. always yes to kafka.
hotcement 21st-Nov-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
YES @ Metamorphosis, I can't believe it's not on there.
frelling_tralk 21st-Nov-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
I loved The Stranger, although it's more the closing lines that I find the most classic. I was so disappointed that it wasn't in the kindle store compared to all of the other free classics they have :/
bienenkiste 22nd-Nov-2012 03:03 am (UTC)
The Stranger will always be one of my favs, flawless comment etc.
heartina_cage 22nd-Nov-2012 03:33 am (UTC)
This entire comment. THE WHOLE THING.
oceanhue 21st-Nov-2012 08:41 pm (UTC)
I was about to say that this post is invalid without Anna Karenina.
kwikimart 21st-Nov-2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair"

—Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
lostinshalott 21st-Nov-2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
the whole opening page is amazing
deltabean 21st-Nov-2012 11:06 pm (UTC)
Definitely classic
ladysherlock 21st-Nov-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
"Lyra and her daemon moved through the darkening hall, taking care to keep to one side, out of sight of the kitchen."

Fav books, great opener.
m_pendulum 21st-Nov-2012 08:59 pm (UTC)
OMG <3
lizanthemum 21st-Nov-2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
One of my all time favorite books tbh.
cruel_april 21st-Nov-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
YES!!
nothingcleva89 21st-Nov-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
When I think about that fucking bench, I cry every time.

Seriously. THAT BENCH!
ladysherlock 21st-Nov-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
I actually went to Oxford specifically to visit that bench. /dork
tiny_balrog 21st-Nov-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
ugghh i love these books. i was convinced i was what lyra was supposed to look like and i wanted to play her in the movie when i was her age, lol.
bssybuse 21st-Nov-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
here for A Tale of Two Cities. i always feel bad for Sydney Carton.
mariemontclair 21st-Nov-2012 08:45 pm (UTC)
"Mother died today."

...Or, maybe, yesterday; I can't be sure. The telegram from the Home says: Your mother passed away. Funeral tomorrow. Deep sympathy. Which leaves the matter doubtful; it could have been yesterday.
emmandemms 21st-Nov-2012 08:50 pm (UTC)
i love this book so much!
ohyoudo 21st-Nov-2012 09:49 pm (UTC)
Perfection
smallaffair 21st-Nov-2012 09:56 pm (UTC)
yess
lissalynn 22nd-Nov-2012 12:28 am (UTC)
Camus always tbh.

If I could have a dinner party with any writers living or dead I think my top 3 would be Camus, Pessoa, and Auden.

unique_lilpixie 21st-Nov-2012 08:45 pm (UTC)
I think I need to read more books.
xpirate_queenx 21st-Nov-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
Fear and Loathing's opening is my favorite.
bodyline 21st-Nov-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
"You will rejoice to hear that no disaster has accompanied the commencement of an enterprise which you have regarded with such evil forebodings."

-- Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

Edited at 2012-11-21 08:48 pm (UTC)
ectypes 21st-Nov-2012 09:46 pm (UTC)
YES! flawless author, one of my heroes, perfect plot line and ending, etc.
ohyoudo 21st-Nov-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
Beautiful, one of my favorites
atrum_silva 22nd-Nov-2012 12:56 am (UTC)
Amazing. Simply amazing.
imsweetgetsome 21st-Nov-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
Of all of the books I've read (and I've read a lot), the only opening line I can remember vividly is from Toni Morrison's Beloved (to be fair though, I did just finish rereading this book for the fifth or sixth time for one of my classes). "124 was spiteful. Full of baby venom."
jellyfishhh 21st-Nov-2012 08:52 pm (UTC)
beloved <3
longlonglong12 21st-Nov-2012 08:49 pm (UTC)
My mom bought me the first Harry Potter before I had ever heard of them (I think it was around the time the fourth one came out) and I wasn't really interested but started it anyway. I still vividly remember reading the very first chapter, having no idea what it was going to be about, and being sucked riiiight in.
no_urges 21st-Nov-2012 08:49 pm (UTC)
fucking "catcher in the rye." doesn't deserve to be on this list.

it's more than just one sentence, but "the haunting of hill house":

"No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone."
bodyline 21st-Nov-2012 08:51 pm (UTC)
Ohh, I like this. what's the book about?
no_urges 21st-Nov-2012 08:52 pm (UTC)
it's THE classic haunted house story. i'd definitely recommend it, it's very chilling in a subtle way.
anydoppelganger 21st-Nov-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
What a fucking awesome opening. And I love that it's also used to close the novel.
mistycreed 21st-Nov-2012 09:36 pm (UTC)
I hate Catcher in the Rye.

The opening of the Haunting of Hill House is so fucking flawless.
curlycutie016 21st-Nov-2012 08:49 pm (UTC)
It was love at first sight-Catch 22
timbershiver 21st-Nov-2012 11:03 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Just scrolled through to find this!
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