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I went to the "Look Back in Anger" reading he did in London in June and he walked by us completely unexpectedly about half an hour before it started, and he stood right in front of me to sign autographs for a few people (I really awkwardly held my umbrella over his head because it was raining and the rest of the crowd weren't moving underneath the theatre canopy).

Once it had finished, I went straight to the pub, because priorities, I have them. It was only once I'd got home and looked online that I saw the crazy huge mental crowd that pretty much swamped him as he tried to leave. I'm glad I wasn't part of it, haha.