9:29 am - 11/21/2012

Tila Tequila Exposes the Illuminati

When I first became aware of reality TV mess Tila Tequila—ten years ago I’d see her at a restaurant where I used to eat at a lot and she made herself very hard not to notice—there was no telling that the future MySpace maven, host of Pants-Off Dance-Off and performer of “I Fucked the DJ” would one day reinvent herself as a pint-sized, Illuminati-exposing slutty/nutty version of Alex Jones or David Icke with “bolt-ons”... but this is exactly what happened after her brush with death earlier this year due to a drug overdose/brain aneurysm… She’s the Brice Taylor of her generation!

Looking back at her career over the past decade, it seems, however, almost… inevitable that something like this might happen. You can tune-in to her wavelength regarding the Illuminati, the endtime prophecies of Nostradamus, the reptilians, the Anunnaki and the mysterious “others” at her blog and via her rambling podcasts and YouTube videos.

verystefunny 21st-Nov-2012 06:23 pm (UTC)
what?? i wanna watch that ep.
umbrella_smile 21st-Nov-2012 06:34 pm (UTC)
There was no ep about it but one of the candidates from Megan Wants a Millionaire was convicted of murdering his girlfriend after she was found in a trunk or briefcase or something with her teeth pulled out and fingers cut off.

EDIT: they stopped airing the show cause of it and the season of I Love Money he was on was canceled too, supposedly he won. Also I think something was up with the corpse's face too cause they had to identify her by the serial number on her breast implants

Edited at 2012-11-21 06:39 pm (UTC)
verystefunny 21st-Nov-2012 07:03 pm (UTC)
ohhh i remember that now, op had the wrong show. i was pretty excited at the possibility of patti going off the deep end on a suspected murderer.
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