9:29 am - 11/21/2012

Tila Tequila Exposes the Illuminati

When I first became aware of reality TV mess Tila Tequila—ten years ago I’d see her at a restaurant where I used to eat at a lot and she made herself very hard not to notice—there was no telling that the future MySpace maven, host of Pants-Off Dance-Off and performer of “I Fucked the DJ” would one day reinvent herself as a pint-sized, Illuminati-exposing slutty/nutty version of Alex Jones or David Icke with “bolt-ons”... but this is exactly what happened after her brush with death earlier this year due to a drug overdose/brain aneurysm… She’s the Brice Taylor of her generation!

Looking back at her career over the past decade, it seems, however, almost… inevitable that something like this might happen. You can tune-in to her wavelength regarding the Illuminati, the endtime prophecies of Nostradamus, the reptilians, the Anunnaki and the mysterious “others” at her blog and via her rambling podcasts and YouTube videos.

actxappalledx 21st-Nov-2012 05:39 pm (UTC)
Ngl, I used to love her train wreck of a dating show
cickiz 21st-Nov-2012 05:43 pm (UTC)
justin bieber will never not remind me of Dani.
jessnesss 21st-Nov-2012 05:45 pm (UTC)
this. omg her white loafers, loool. awful lesbian.
cickiz 21st-Nov-2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
I like her rap hahahaha.
ashtraysoul 21st-Nov-2012 05:46 pm (UTC)
can't unsee
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