9:19 pm - 11/20/2012
To promote her new album, Unapologetic, Rihanna has set off on an ambitious globetrotting tour that will hit seven countries in seven days. Rolling Stone contributor Jeff Rosenthal is on the plane with a small army of fans and assistants, and an extravagant amount of champagne.
( The highlights only, so that RS doesn't come for ONTD's weave.Collapse )
Rolling Stone Blogs 777 Disaster, restores my faith in their journalists by throwing flawless shade.
To promote her new album, Unapologetic, Rihanna has set off on an ambitious globetrotting tour that will hit seven countries in seven days. Rolling Stone contributor Jeff Rosenthal is on the plane with a small army of fans and assistants, and an extravagant amount of champagne.
( The highlights only, so that RS doesn't come for ONTD's weave.Collapse )
During "Cake," she pats her thighs, as if slapping cheese on them.
It's no secret Rihanna smokes like a chimney -- a chimney filled with weed -- and the rider for her current "777" tour hilariously resembles a 2am 7-Eleven snack run ... after crushing a half ounce of sticky icky.
The full list is several pages long -- but here are some awesome highlights ...
-- One package of Oreos
-- One large bag of Haribo brand Gold Bears
-- One box of Capri Suns
-- 10 bags of cheddar cheese Ruffles
-- Red Bulls, Grey Goose, Coke, Sprite, Ginger Ale, Diet Coke
-- 10 bags of Flaming Hot Cheetos (delicious)
-- Stuffed olives
-- One box of Golden Grahams cereal
-- Mini Babybel cheeses
-- 6 gallons of Visine
That last one was a joke.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/20/rihanna-s
If I was her I would add fancier stuff like fresh baked Olive Garden bread and Red Lobster cheddar biscuits.
Edited at 2012-11-21 02:40 am (UTC)
i am exactly high enough rn to find that fucking hilarious. that and the idea of an adult drinking capri suns.
those are the best things ever
It's like the worst part of travelling x 1000.
And honestly I'll trade the nicest hotel for an awesome week of seeing the sights and exploring.
LEGEND
src plz
also I prefer riri in here than taylor swift
this place and its low ass standards jfc
LOL IRL she's like a parody of herself
unf @this pic!!!
omg, im dying at all this shade rn. how did anyone think this was gonna be a good idea. a 7day trip w/no day off in between is ridic enough, but then for her to blow it off and stuff, is just sad.
Edited at 2012-11-21 02:51 am (UTC)
and this is why i've been rme at these journalists the whole time regardless of what's true. their attitude about this entire thing has been so OTT.
It's like they knew it was going to be a mess from the outset and have been concocting their stories/angles for days now.
dead and gone
she's nothing but CLASSLESS SCUMBAG TRASH!
Umm, we've had Subway in the UK for about 10 years...