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Oh hey me too! -_-

i never wear cologne

I'll be working at midnight too bb. Fucking Union Square in SF.

how can people willingly submit themselves to this. i just don't get it. even for the best savings in the world, i'd say no. fuck that.

I have to work at midnight in a motherfucking mall on Black Friday.

Yeah, can't wait.

People are fucking nuts on Black Friday. The worst part is most of the stuff that's on sale is not even that good.

you have to be an actual idiot to subject yourself to this.

OMG ! and people seem to enjoy it! LOL

Why do this when the same deals are online? Why?

The one black friday I worked at a mall was nothing like this, tbh.

Of course, that was the Christmas of 2008 and the country was basically wondering wtf happened to all of our collective money, sooo

I just await the news stories. I hope there aren't any deaths this year.

I've actually NEVER been shopping on Black Friday, or even the whole weekend following Thanksgiving. Lol I'm always too busy stuffing my face with leftovers to gaf.

Cyber Monday is where it's at.

I never bother with actual Black Friday sales, but heading to the mall mid Friday morning and people watching is glorious.

Urban Outfitters?

I thought hipsters were so above Black Friday.

I'm braving it for the first time this year. I'm kind of terrified, tbh.

UGH why did I agree to work Black Friday?

Oh, that's right, I wasn't given a choice.

Fucking Macy's, man.

My friend is missing Thanksgiving to work at Wal-Mart. It will be her baby's first Thanksgiving. She said that at least the baby's too young to remember it.

I can't wait for Black Friday. I'm upgrading to a DSLR for my blog and Best Buy has a Nikon for $449 or $499 for the body, the regular lens, a zoom lens and I think a case.

WHy the fuck would anyone rush into an Urban Outfitters?

I went to the crappier of the two Targets in my town last year and it was actually really fun. Saw a bunch of my old high school acquaintances in line.

I love that calm old lady with the shopping cart in the second video.

jesus fucking christ, just watching this gives me the biggest anxiety

ugh, my friend and I are going to Louisville for a concert on Black Friday. I hope we can avoid all of this drama.

People are going crazy over the most boring every day shit...

lol that urban outfitters is in my hometown

what the FUCK is wrong with people? also i'm working at Urban on friday and now i'm terrified

I went shopping during black friday once and never again will I do it.

Between that gif and the Hobbit/PETA post, I am about to cry for all the sad animals. PMS must be showing up early bc I am losing my fucking mind rn.

what is with that hair and outfit is he into steampunk or something?

"CECIL"

Sir.

"faggy"

eaux

cecil, lmao

His attorney provided that photo? His attorney must be trolling.

Just walk away when you can or try not to let them bait you and you will be fine

Is there any way you can ask them not to talk about politics?

Either that, or sit there with a smug smile on your face the entire time. =D

Do what I would do and push their buttons as much as you can. Tell them you were going to invite your unemployed, welfare-receiving, same-sex, hispanic, immigrant lover to dinner but they were too busy turning orphans gay to attend. Might as well have some fun with it.

Wear an "Obama/Biden" pin and bring along tofu/some other food from a culture that will horrify them

wear sunglasses and tell them to deal with it.

My sister's husband and his dad and hardcore Republicans, so it's always nice when we get together around the dinner table hear how evil Obama is and how liberals are anti-American and ruining the country.

Best Thanksgiving was two years ago when I really bonded with two of my older cousins. Worst was when I had to spend it at my parents' friend's house.

Best and worst all rolled up into one thing


My being in the 2001 Macy's Day Parade in the band before Santa

best: when my mom was like - FUCK THIS and it was just me and her having thanksgiving at disneyland

worst: there was one year i was just ... sick. like i dont even know, couldn't eat, couldn't stand, just sat in my grandpa's chair and passed out while everyone else ate lmfao

Best was last year when my sister and I drank all morning so we were nicely buzzed by the time all our extended family showed up at my parents' house.

Worst was the year I had chicken pox.

Best: when I lived in London my friends and I had a massive Thanksgiving. I love having it with people who have never experienced it before, and we had something like 7 countries and three continents represented at this dinner. Plus, we all got absolutely smashed and there was no talking about politics or anything like that. It was glorious.

Worst: My entire family got together (this is never a good thing) and somehow immigration came up. EVERYONE except my brother, mom, and I just went IN on black people and hispanics. I won't say exactly what the statements were, but they all started with "I'm not racist, but..." I always knew my family was full of racist jackasses, but that meal was a whole new level. Plus, still-in-recovery meth addict cousin was at that dinner and when you have a family of people who just don't understand addiction, it's not pretty.

Last year was the worst. It was at my aunt and uncle's house, and he invited some lady who wasn't related to our family nor knew anyone but him. He, of course, dropped her off and then went golfing with his friend. She turned out to be an alcoholic 84 year old who spent her time hitting on my bachelor uncles (both in their 40s). It was really, really uncomfortable. She nearly started a fire by shoving random shit in the oven and then threatened my (5 year old, autistic) cousin by saying she was going to steal her kitten. W T F.

Best I'm not sure.
Worst in the 90's my family went to this hotel restaurant for Thanksgiving meal and the food was terrible.

Best was last year when I was the only American living in my flat in England and I singlehandedly cooked a huge Thanksgiving dinner that people from the entire building ended up coming to. It was awesome. I literally pulled an allnighter cooking the turkey.

Best will probably be this year, since I get to see my family.

Last year I didn't get to see my family cause I was too pregnant to travel and I had to miss Christmas as well :(

i don't know about best but my absolute worst year was when there wasn't enough room at the table so my grandma put me in the kitchen by myself to eat.

last year sucked. my aunt was on this weird mission to separate our whole damn family so she convinced my grandparents to eat with her and her husband's family (whom she hates) and ignore my dad and my uncle (nana's two eldest sons from her first marriage). i don't even think my aunt or nana even called my dad that day. i have p. much hated her ever since.

I think all my Thanksgivings have been pretty good. I can't remember a bad one.

Use a shovel or a rake bb

She's so smooth, it looks like she's flying half the time. Damn.

Holy shit. Never underestimate a pole dancer...

LOL I love that vid even tho it makes me tired just watching

how can she be so strong :|

bloat shaming more like it

her foreheads looking pretty large right now, what's up with that? coke bloat doesn't do that too, right?

im always down 4 sum shamin :) :) :)

she isn't fat though, she's got major bloating from drugs/tons of booze

The devil is a liar. Pumpkin pie is one of the many tools of Satan.

Ifkr, I just had it for the first time last month and my life in now complete. I still like pumpkin bread more, the texture is nicer.

it's the best thing ever.

wait until you get some pumpkin bread or cookies.

and if you like pumpkin, try persimmon cookies/bread too!

come on in the water's fine tbh

i love this time of year bc you can get pumpkin flavored everything and u betta believe i take full advantage

I love anything and everything pumpkin, even savory stuff.

Pumpkin pie is the best.

Try pumpkin hummus next :)

i found sum pumpkin pie ice cream that i liked

i rly dont like the texture of pumpkin pie so i thought this was a qt fun alternative. & it had little chunks of pie crusts in it too!

Yes, omg. People will try to trick you by saying sweet potato pie tastes the same BUT NO IT DOES NOT, YOU LYING LIARS!!!!

50/50? they either will ... or they wont

not likely but they will ask you if you'd have a problem w/ it.

My part time grocery store job recently did random drug testing. First time in six years.

Depends on the store. I think the larger chains have mandatory testing before giving a job offer.

The only job I've ever been drug tested for was my current grown up job. Up until this job, however, I worked retail and was never asked to take a drug test.

Pretty low imo. Unless you are dealing with high end merch, you should be fairly safe (it is a guess though)

I think it depends on the type of store. When I worked at Express they never drug tested me, but when I worked at a grocery store I got tested the day of the interview.

Oh, and they tested me when I was first hired.

If it's a big company, then you can probably find the answer through google. It's pretty hit or miss though.

It should be in the job packet they give you. If its a cheap or company having fiscal problems they won't test. If it's corporate and lame I.e they make you wear uniform then they will drug test.

in my experience, they won't require one for employment, but they will make you sign a paper saying you understand you may asked to be take one (i.e. if you have an accident on the job, or your work performance makes them think you need one)

You're best off waiting until one week after you actually are drug tested before ~indulging.

You might google does store name drug test to see if anyone's asked and received an answer on it.

the only reason i could see retail places testing is if they have suspicions about ppl.