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9:57 pm - 11/19/2012

60-Minute Orgasm: SEX TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE

One Direction cover Cosmopolitan 

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PARRTYYYYY 
punkylana 19th-Nov-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
oh, and beautiful post, beautiful op, beautiful zayn

some_unholy_war 19th-Nov-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
i see no lies
smolderhotter 19th-Nov-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
<3
smolderhotter 19th-Nov-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
AWWW SIS ILU
chthonist 21st-Nov-2012 07:05 am (UTC)
Sex on a stick.
wowwh 19th-Nov-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
How is Zayn so beautiful ;_;


lovely post OP!
smolderhotter 19th-Nov-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
THAAANKS <3
some_unholy_war 19th-Nov-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)


OH HAI SEXY!
smolderhotter 19th-Nov-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
how is he real
some_unholy_war 19th-Nov-2012 11:13 pm (UTC)
i have no idea sis. he's too beautiful to be true tbh!



dimpled 19th-Nov-2012 09:35 pm (UTC)
some pictures he looks soooo young, and then some i can pretend that he is not 18

this is the former
lfitzb 19th-Nov-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
done. done for the night. I can't. this beautiful man i can't.
cadaver11 20th-Nov-2012 12:06 am (UTC)
GAWJUZ!
antheeia 19th-Nov-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
These five guys, why soooo pretty and lovable and perf and cute and hot and sexy and and and?

Thanx OP for the effort that makes the world a better place for a moment <3

smolderhotter 19th-Nov-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
awww you're welcome! <3
lfitzb 19th-Nov-2012 09:42 pm (UTC)
you do make my fave 1D posts. So much goodness and light in all of them.
wits 19th-Nov-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
zayn is channeling boy george on that cosmo cover and it is nagl
quizblorg 19th-Nov-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
He should channel Boy George by fucking one of his bandmates.
cadaver11 20th-Nov-2012 12:08 am (UTC)
You know Ziam is happening, right? So I'm definitely thinking there is some Boy George channeling going on.
bellatrixella 19th-Nov-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
zayn is sexy
mirlos 19th-Nov-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
all i see is ziall in that bear pic

chthonist 21st-Nov-2012 07:11 am (UTC)
I would do it.
losviluppo 19th-Nov-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
60 minute orgasm... Eh, I'm not sure about that.

So I've been seeing this guy and he never gets off from sex... when I finally confronted him about it he said he's just fucked up in the head and told me about some 50 Shades of Grey shit that he likes.
xeroxicide__ 19th-Nov-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
I dated a guy like that. Idk if it's because he's been around (which he had) and he was just bored of sex but some guys just need a lot of stimulation both physical an visual to even give a shit. We did some pretty sexy stuff and I think he was bored half the time. He was good in bed though *shrug*.
losviluppo 19th-Nov-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
I'm secretly trying to find out the psychology behind why he's like this... the way he put it made it sound like something happened for him to want to be so dominant. I don't mind it at all tbh but he told me he doesn't feel 100% comfortable doing that with me. So I'm unsure of what to think.

/story because I just found this out
mostlyharmles 19th-Nov-2012 10:47 pm (UTC)
sounds like a porn-overload to me. Sad when peeps get so jaded.
astronauteyes 19th-Nov-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
Photobucket

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king_stark 19th-Nov-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
ugh why is he so hot
chthonist 21st-Nov-2012 07:12 am (UTC)
Fucking gorgeous.
smolderhotter TWITTEEEERSSSSSS?!19th-Nov-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
https://twitter.com/NoJuanCurr here's mine :D i wanna follow my 1d stans
nuclearsex Re: TWITTEEEERSSSSSS?!19th-Nov-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
https://twitter.com/ilizabitch

i embarrass myself on mine a lot
smolderhotter Re: TWITTEEEERSSSSSS?!19th-Nov-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
lol i do too, no worries
punkylana Re: TWITTEEEERSSSSSS?!19th-Nov-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
lanamanzana
mirlos Re: TWITTEEEERSSSSSS?!19th-Nov-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
https://twitter.com/_natella
loveuploud Re: TWITTEEEERSSSSSS?!19th-Nov-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
https://twitter.com/loveuploud
bee_xx3 Re: TWITTEEEERSSSSSS?!19th-Nov-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
https://twitter.com/_onlyoncameras :))))
roguish Re: TWITTEEEERSSSSSS?!19th-Nov-2012 11:04 pm (UTC)
https://twitter.com/sassytanner
poop_of_death 19th-Nov-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
Just imagined an 10 year old 1D fan seeing this cover and asking their mom what an orgasm is.
smolderhotter 19th-Nov-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
it's never too early to learn
poop_of_death 19th-Nov-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
Alright, quizblorg.
dimpled 19th-Nov-2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
one time, when i was about 12 and reading dreamstreet fanfiction, i asked my mom what an orgy was

goodbye, computer privileges :(

Edited at 2012-11-19 09:38 pm (UTC)
manu19 19th-Nov-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
rofl Zayns Zap tatoo. hell be so embarrassed when hes mid 20
enchantedkiss_x 19th-Nov-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
lmao never change tumblr

0nehitwonder 19th-Nov-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
gawwwwwwwwwd
undoard27 19th-Nov-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
lmao these children
poop_of_death 19th-Nov-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
king_stark 19th-Nov-2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
cackling
lanavis 19th-Nov-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
this is pathetic. Just pathetic.
manu19 19th-Nov-2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
god those people will pay for my pension some day
nuclearsex 19th-Nov-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
LOUIS IS CHANGING AND AS IT MUCH AS IT HURTS ME TO SAY THIS, HE REALLY IS.

fuckign crying
dimpled 19th-Nov-2012 09:38 pm (UTC)
i am cringing all over with secondhand embarrassment
rogue 19th-Nov-2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
THIS IS EMBARRASSING
cadaver11 20th-Nov-2012 12:11 am (UTC)
This sounds like it belongs on a MySpace bulletin board.
lanavis Do Any of you have any O Faces of Your Faves?19th-Nov-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)

quizblorg Re: Do Any of you have any O Faces of Your Faves?19th-Nov-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
I wasn't expecting to see a gif from "Les Minets sauvages" here.

It's the greatest porn film ever, imo.
You can watch it here:
http://xhamster.com/movies/1350636/les_minets_..._sauvages.html

I should point out that this gif is from a rape scene, btw.

Edited at 2012-11-19 09:30 pm (UTC)
poop_of_death Re: Do Any of you have any O Faces of Your Faves?19th-Nov-2012 09:39 pm (UTC)
you just find more and more ways to be disgusting.
acidpops7 Re: Do Any of you have any O Faces of Your Faves?19th-Nov-2012 09:42 pm (UTC)
empirebird Re: Do Any of you have any O Faces of Your Faves?20th-Nov-2012 12:05 am (UTC)
chthonist Re: Do Any of you have any O Faces of Your Faves?21st-Nov-2012 07:16 am (UTC)
Cadinot is a god.
rogue Re: Do Any of you have any O Faces of Your Faves?19th-Nov-2012 10:43 pm (UTC)
2 second glance i thought this was zayn and i was like WHAT DID I MISS OH SHIT
smolderhotter 19th-Nov-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
Aaron Carter follows me on twitter lol
punkylana 19th-Nov-2012 09:28 pm (UTC)
oh
dimpled 19th-Nov-2012 09:39 pm (UTC)
that meth-head washed up white trash wannabe
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