captain phasma
I went back on BC after almost 2 years off because I was messed up. In April, I had about 12 hours of constant, heavy bleeding and clotting that resulted in me having to get a uterine biopsy (not fun) and pay $500 out of pocket. It sucked.

I got mine yesterday and today I feel like a Macy's balloon on Thanksgiving. I'm about to punch someone.