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Dexter 7x09 Preview "Helter Skelter"



I think I'm over this show.

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w0rds0fl0ve 19th-Nov-2012 05:05 pm (UTC)
I CAN'T.


EVEN DEXTER CAN'T.


WTH!
sasha10186 19th-Nov-2012 05:06 pm (UTC)
I was most distracted this episode by Aster's horrible acting
lastshotringing 19th-Nov-2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
Mte, she was awful.
w0rds0fl0ve 19th-Nov-2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
and that eyeliner. you would think she would have learned how to put it on by now
spankmypirate 19th-Nov-2012 05:15 pm (UTC)
tbh Astor has been through a lot - a drug addict for a father, her mother was murdered, and all she has left for a parent is an emotionally and physically absent stepfather. Kid is lucky that she has those grandparents.

But the writers have a habit of turning her into a Bratty Teen cliche just for the sake of it. The pot smoking was the final touch, lol. At least we don't have to deal with her on a weekly basis, though.
sasha10186 19th-Nov-2012 05:35 pm (UTC)
It wasn't the material that was that bad (not saying it was good), but the execution of it was giving me secondhand embarrassment. And lol at me for not realizing it's spelled Astor, oops
dicksburgerswin 19th-Nov-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
omg, she got even worse
shadowfax 19th-Nov-2012 05:37 pm (UTC)
gawd I hate awkward child acting
myblackass 19th-Nov-2012 05:41 pm (UTC)
She's always been awful but those bangs were the worst.
sillyboho 19th-Nov-2012 05:07 pm (UTC)
i just finished s6 and i was wtf'ing the whole time. i had to make myself watch it. it was TERRIBLE. i don't want to have s7 be a hatewatching, but that's what it's looking like.

also - met colin hanks at the airport, fucker is short. i just kept looking at hm and dexter thinking how wrong it was how short they both are. and how tiny that makes both deb and olmos.
scaredsquee 19th-Nov-2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
lol google claims that he's 6'1? and that MCH is 5'10. you're saying these are lies?
sillyboho 19th-Nov-2012 05:14 pm (UTC)
if colin hanks is 6'1 he has TERRIBLE posture and is built like a bird. i'm 5'10, and i would have pegged him at 5'8 if that.
jennitarox 19th-Nov-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
I met Olmos and he's not that tall. Probably like 5'8 ish
scaredsquee 19th-Nov-2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
I was wondering where this post was last night!

HOLY AWKWARD, DEB.

The bar scene was amazing, the dialogue was perfect.

LaGuerta is getting into some shit now, it's a guessing game as to who is going to kill her!

I think (I hope at least) Joey Q is done too, I never liked him and I'm glad he seems to be on his way out as well.

Jen Carpenter is bomb ass amazing, that last scene with Deb and Astor was hilarious.

I have a feeling Hannah is going to turn on Dexter in a huge way. Hopefully when/if she does that he won't have a love interest next season and concentrate on I dunno not passing Harrison off to Jamie 24/7.
jonesingjay 19th-Nov-2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
Dexter better be paying Jamie a small fortune. She goes above and beyond in her job as a nanny.
scaredsquee 19th-Nov-2012 05:13 pm (UTC)
well he's renting the apartment next to him so she can be there "all the time," but i mean come on damn girl has to have a life other than being second mommy to harrison!!
robot_hanabi 19th-Nov-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
Jamie is just a weak plot trick to explain Harrison's constant absence. Isn't she supposed to be in school? What 20-something girl would just take care of someone else's kids full-time indefinitely without a place of her own? The writers were really lazy with that one.
myblackass 19th-Nov-2012 05:43 pm (UTC)
He must turn over his entire salary to her. I bet Harrison calls her "Mommy."
6pennylane 19th-Nov-2012 06:38 pm (UTC)
i would like to see victor take her out and then force dexter as a thank you to take out the people that are hunting him.
spankmypirate 19th-Nov-2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
YASSS finally.

- WHEN DEXTER CUT THAT GUY'S THROAT I LITERALLY YELLED "WHAT THE HELL" FLOP SERIAL KILLER

- WHY DID HE SHOW OFF HIS ENTIRE FAMILY TO THAT BLONDE PSYCHO? FLOP FATHER

- I am not here for the return of Incesticide!!!!!!! Can they please stop torturing Deb's character??? More scenes of her and Astor getting stoned tbh. BUT Jen's acting was amazing and A+.

- OMG LAGUERTA AT THE END!!!!!!!

- "It's a shame really. Under different circumstances we could have been friends boyfriends." y/y?

- Isaak was hawt as always.

My reaction to Dexter/Deb in any romantic context:

jonesingjay 19th-Nov-2012 05:14 pm (UTC)
Boyfriends? Yes, please! I could've done without the Hanna storyline. More focus on Dexter and Isaak and perhaps some sexual tension between the two of them would've been grand.
spankmypirate 19th-Nov-2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
They had such amazing chemistry in the bar scene. It doesn't hurt that both Stevenson and MCH are such good actors.
whiskybars 19th-Nov-2012 05:28 pm (UTC)
they actually have an amazing chemistry already

i love how dexter has more (or just as much) sexual tension with his killers than most of his love interests tbh.
annadraper 19th-Nov-2012 06:48 pm (UTC)
+10000000
w0rds0fl0ve 19th-Nov-2012 05:15 pm (UTC)
YES to all of this.
djc114 19th-Nov-2012 05:32 pm (UTC)
Yes. It pisses me off that they are doing this to Deb. She showed no signs of this for 6 seasons. Ugh.
menageohthree 19th-Nov-2012 05:57 pm (UTC)
lol i'm looking forward to using "turning it around"
nikkyc2001 19th-Nov-2012 06:03 pm (UTC)
YES! I was FUMING when he was like "Oh hey those are my kids. Wave!". Harrison/Astor/Cody-in-danger has already happened as far back as season 2. Let's not revisit.
stebo 19th-Nov-2012 06:28 pm (UTC)
I thought the bar scene was the most refreshing moment of the season, after so much flop. This Ukrainian mobster cliché cop drama story is such a fail.
lexiesloan 19th-Nov-2012 05:14 pm (UTC)
Haven't seen any of this season yet. I have been watching my Dexter DVDs, S1-6, over the past few weeks. S6 was so horrendously awful, I still can't wrap my head around it. And S4, I wasn't sad with Rita since she was the most annoying, awful woman on that show in S4. Her character development over the seasons just made absolutely no sense and watching the seasons again, I'm reminded how much it pissed me off. Also, sometimes, I feel alone in my hatred towards Harry. He just annoys the shit out of me. But the important question is this. Is S7 better than S6?
mattthew 19th-Nov-2012 05:18 pm (UTC)
yes

S7 >>>>>>>>> S6

spankmypirate 19th-Nov-2012 05:19 pm (UTC)
I am not here for any S4 Rita hate, even though the writers eventually wrote her character into a corner. To be honest, I find it disturbing how many fans turned on her and interpreted her newly found assertiveness as 'nagging' or annoying. Dexter was always lying and sneaking around behind her back so she was obviously going to bitch him out for that.

I agree with you about Harry, though. He is The Worst.

And yes, S7 is a LOT better than S6! Definitely worth watching.
lexiesloan 19th-Nov-2012 05:20 pm (UTC)
I am allowed to dislike a character - female or male - if they are poorly written and Rita, in S4, compared to the earlier seasons, was horribly written.
burn_a_miracle 19th-Nov-2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
I've hated Rita since season three.

Edited at 2012-11-19 05:25 pm (UTC)
whiskybars 19th-Nov-2012 05:30 pm (UTC)
seasion 6 was honestly one of the worst things to happen to television. fucking dreadful.

and i get the point of harry but when he started to point out obvious things every 5 seconds on s6 i wanted to hurl something at my monitor. they've stopped that this season, thankfully.

s7 is miles better than s6. technically anything is but really, it's great in comparison. the first episodes were fantastic, the recent ones not so much but i still hope it can pick up and deliever again.
thishollywood 19th-Nov-2012 05:56 pm (UTC)
in every season past season 1, i cringe when ~~harrys ghost shows up

i hate him
ludmi_83 19th-Nov-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
Omg I probs hated rita since half of season 1 lol. When she was gone I was pleased. I didn't watch season 5 or 6 and I don't know if this season 7 I will like cos that Lila 2.0 i don't like her (I loveddd lila in season 2 tho)
sic_obsession 19th-Nov-2012 05:14 pm (UTC)
I love this season. I loved last nights ep. The truths just coming out for everyone! Between, Deb and Dex and LaGuerta?! 0_0



I really like Hannah/them together. *kanye shrug*
underthatspell 19th-Nov-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
Same tbh. I don't get the hate, I'm just glad that this show is already exponentially better than the past couple of seasons!
warsawed 19th-Nov-2012 05:29 pm (UTC)
ONTD hates this season? I was behind so idk the consensus but its getting great reviews elsewhere.

I love this season bc its a gamechanger which this show badly needed. It feels the opposite of predictable rn and I never know where its going next. Love it tbh.
endingonfire 19th-Nov-2012 05:38 pm (UTC)
From the posts I've seen, most people love it. It's just the last 2 episodes have slightly lost steam but it's still one of the best seasons in a while, for sure.
annadraper 19th-Nov-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
i just hate hannah, tbh
spankmypirate 19th-Nov-2012 05:31 pm (UTC)
Minus Incesticide I thought last night's episode was terrific. Even the writing was top notch. Dexter's monologue usually makes me cringe because of how cheesy it sometimes is, but the Argentina quote was very emotionally resonant, I thought.
whiskybars 19th-Nov-2012 05:35 pm (UTC)
i like hannah/dexter together for purely selfish reasons tbh. also the whole "sociopaths in love" thing even though it goes against the basic concept of sociopathy.
michachan 19th-Nov-2012 05:56 pm (UTC)
I like Hannah/Dexter too. I'm kind of hoping everything works out for them for some reason.
april_ethereal_ 19th-Nov-2012 06:32 pm (UTC)
I'm seriously loving this season as well. Everything about it. Except LaGuerta. She's just pissing me off. That's nothing new though.
fiery_icicle 19th-Nov-2012 05:15 pm (UTC)
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. I hope La Guerta figures everything out.
Also, Jennifer Carpenter is so under-appreciated :(
sicksiqsick 19th-Nov-2012 07:24 pm (UTC)
this. ia with both statements
endingonfire 19th-Nov-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
Omg now I am completely convinced that those rumours are true. Hannah was practically SALIVATING at the idea of Dexter as a family man. I can see it now: she'd be scooping his jizz out of the condom to do some fingerpainting on the inside of her vag dear lord
fwee_prower 19th-Nov-2012 05:20 pm (UTC)
pretty sure they had unprotected sex the first time
endingonfire 19th-Nov-2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
yeah me too but that's just the first thing that comes to my mind about that whole storyline.
_______awshucks 19th-Nov-2012 05:28 pm (UTC)
yep, I was going to say the same thing. Everything happening right now make those rumors pretty believable.
w0rds0fl0ve 19th-Nov-2012 06:31 pm (UTC)
right???? she comes off as such a desperate baby snatcher. either she gets pregnant or she holds harrison hostage T B H
mementox 19th-Nov-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
I was thinking the same thing but ill be soooo pissed if it happens
lreservoirldogs 19th-Nov-2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
ikr? the way she was when she saw his kids i was thinking "ooh fuck." i'm so done if it ends that way.
mattthew 19th-Nov-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
ADAJKLGDJAHF;LAKDJ;LKFHDSJAFD;H

all the feels last night

like nothing was surprising but i'm really glad that there were many a revelation in dexterverse. like shit is about to go down. and even though i am nhf incesticide, i'm glad the writers aren't ignoring it and pretending it never happened.
windsong_moon 19th-Nov-2012 05:17 pm (UTC)
I'm watching 7x08 right now, and I think I'm over the show too...
fwee_prower 19th-Nov-2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
i loved Hannah not being shaken at all that the mob was after dexter and offered him tips. like damn.

Edited at 2012-11-19 05:21 pm (UTC)
dicksburgerswin 19th-Nov-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
I am SO over this show. Dexter can diaf. I do love Deb though.
robot_hanabi 19th-Nov-2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
I created this post just so I could vent. Everyone at TWoP are all, "Omg, best episode evah!" and I'm just sitting here insulted at how dumb the writers of this show think we are. The fact that they actually went there with Deb/Dexter is appalling. Yeah, there was chemistry between both actors in the earlier seasons (because they were real-life husband and wife) but now I feel like the writers are just trying to exploit that. The collective crap the writers always take on Deb is also ridiculous. She should be in a padded cell by now. And despite LaGuerta/Deb finding out Dexter's secret, we're still getting this run-of-the-mill "Villain of the season" crap.
underthatspell 19th-Nov-2012 05:29 pm (UTC)
Isn't it unofficially confirmed that S8 will be the last though? I feel that LaGuerta and Deb finding out about Dexter is just kind of setting up the endgame for the series, so that next season, they can just let all hell break loose.

/wishful thinking
whiskybars 19th-Nov-2012 05:31 pm (UTC)
yeah S8 is the last one
robot_hanabi 19th-Nov-2012 05:34 pm (UTC)
If that's the case, then the show is just stalling until it gets to the real, gritty shit, and to be honest, that's what this show has been doing since season four.
endingonfire 19th-Nov-2012 05:39 pm (UTC)
I think LaGuerta is going to die this season and that'll kick off the last season.
mattthew 19th-Nov-2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
well

deb even says: you're the serial killer and i'm more fucked up than you.
whiskybars 19th-Nov-2012 05:26 pm (UTC)
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at how messy dexter's been this season (the writers too, but that's another story). here's hoping his utter incompetence as both as a father figure and serial killer can make up for a killer episodes on the following weeks.
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