It appears that when Mario Lavandeira (a.k.a. Perez Hilton) is not busy begging for red carpet invites or blackmailing PR execs, he's using old (and I mean ancient) pictures of himself to cruise online for sex.
A Faded Youth reader - and apparent Manhunt member - recently came across the self proclaimed Queen of All Media's active profile online and decided to have a little fun. In the email he said, "Perez took a few inches off his waist and added them to his c**k." Genius!
Before I continue, let's all remember what a bloated monster Perez really is. From that gluttonous belly to the Cro-Magnon skull, Perez has the uncanny ability to scare the flies off a shit wagon.
In their AIM chat (which I have a word-for-word copy of), Perez claimed they were recent. And by recent I think he means many moons and many Twinkies ago. He later went on to say he's looking for bareback sex and suggested smoking crystal meth -- though he didn't have the goods or the means of acquiring it himself. This is not the first time the gossip gaylord has been linked to the dangerous and highly addictive drug.