I was drunk and randomly remembered that I hated this bitch that used to bully me in middle school so I walked to her house (a few blocks from where I was) and was about to knock her door but my friends stopped me so I turned back and threw up on her mailbox and left.
um. when I was like 13 I went wasted to a party with my ~cool older cousin and did the robot to fergalicious before throwing up hot dogs and passing out
When I was 19 I got drunk and spent the night 'throwing up blood' (or so I told loads of people for days) only to find out a week later that I'd been throwing up blackcurrant after too much snakebite.
I've done way way way worse than that but that one makes me rme most.
At my best friend's 21st, she passed out sparkling wine so we could all toast her at midnight (when it became her actual birthday). No one really liked the sparkling, so I started grabbing peoples' glasses and pouring theirs into my glass, all while dancing on the couch and singing "Party in the USA"
I once slapped my husband when I was drunk because he wouldn't let me drive home (thank God) however this was before we dated so I was pretty mortified to learn I slapped my friend/crush at the time. FWIW I've never driven drunk I'm not usually that mean or stupid.
i'm a pretty good, perky drunk but i vaguely recall performing a catwalk for a bunch of ppl bc i said i was like naomi campbell and falling on my ass bc i tripped on my heels.
1) I was sixteen and it was on a school trip to our School's Mother Home (I went to a Catholic All Girl, and this was the main house for the nuns order that taught in our school), we snuck a handle of svedka and poured into the 18 different 32oz snapple bottles that we all brought with us. We were drunk for the most part and ran across the ground like lunatics, climbed trees and acted like cats for some reason.
2) Freshman Year of College, we decided to power hour with Beer to Rankin & Bass's Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, which eventually wound up as me, my friend, her boyfriend, her boyfriend's roommate, hoping into our floor's communal shower, and got ready all the while singing christmas carols obnoxiously loud.
We than went out and apparently highjacked someone's nativity scene. I ended up with the Roommate and one of the wise men in his bed.
3) Day after news years eve, went out with a few friends. I got horribly drunk that I made out with at least four people; one of them was my cousin's platoon leader, who I eventually fucked. I puked in a mcdonald's bathroom, on the f train, and passed out in a friends car and than woke up in my own room, cuddled next to my ex fuck buddy, who apparently joined our adventure at some point in the night.
4) Saint Patrick's Day... I went out and made out with the guy I had a major crush on when I was like in elementary school. I didn't realize it at first but I made out with him in drag.... he became a drag queen.
last year on the friday before spring break, I was plastered and I thought it would be a good idea to wave my legs using those at-home wax strips that you rub to heat up. it did not end well lol
Well, there was the one where I shit my pants on a cruise but I think the better one is when I puked in the gutter after too many rounds of beer pong, and then my friends just left me passed out on the sidewalk. For HOURS... somehow I got home, and when I woke up at 4AM to a bunch of people at my house, I found a girl peeing in my bathroom sink...
god i have way too many. one time i told an old crush i though his penis was a foot long. funny enough we hooked up weeks later so i guess it worked! there is also film of me doing an extreme air-drumming and sing-along to knights of cydonia by muse. its a hot meesssss. that same night i ripped my jeans right by my crotch because i thought going hiking in skinny jeans and flip flops at midnight was a great idea. there is also pictures of this GOD NO SHAME
I'm about to ban all my conservative family members on fb. They are so crazy!
My uncle is talking about how Hostess shutting down is a conspiracy controlled by Obama so that the government can have more control over our food and force us to eat healthy. I MEAN... WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME?
lol I know, they originally started filling for bankruptcy in like 2004 I think? He's also blaming the unions. So I asked him whose fault is it, Obama or the unions? And he said they were in it together.
Ugh, is there some sort of secret to finding an apartment that I don't know about? I've been looking for the past three weeks and NOTHING. I've found one place I like in my price range but apparently they have to "clean" it, and will call me. I also found an awesome place that could be mine, but is way more than I could afford.
And meanwhile, I am stuck living with my sister, BIL, and my nephew whose French Horn playing has not improved.
I am going into my final year of uni - currently my GPA is 6.29 out of a possible 7, I play tuba in the university band and orchestra, and I am doing a diploma in Japanese as well as my degree. How likely am I to get into graduate school/find scholarships?
(I live in Australia, but overseas opinions are good too!)
Work offered me overtime this weekend...only that I have plans this weekend and yeah...I could use the cash, but plans have been set. I might be able to do it after thanksgiving so here's hoping.
hi guys. i posted this last week and no one responded!! WHAAW!!:
My friend and I started a campaign to get a Lana Del Rey song to appear on Carrie. I have an issue with Lana Del Rey and her music video for Ride, but I can't deny that her music would be amazing if it were featured on Carrie. Here's some links:
This is totally wishful thinking and I think I'm more invested in this than my friend is (he basically just had the idea), but in any case, I need advice on what to write in order to persuade people to like and follow those links. What do Lana Del Rey fans think? Do you agree? If so, why do you think Lana's music should be a part of Carrie?
It's a fan favourite.
we went into the club bathroom stall, and i snorted 3 lines off the friend's erect 9" uncut cock.. then sucked it
Edited at 2012-11-17 12:25 am (UTC)
I've done way way way worse than that but that one makes me rme most.
1) I was sixteen and it was on a school trip to our School's Mother Home (I went to a Catholic All Girl, and this was the main house for the nuns order that taught in our school), we snuck a handle of svedka and poured into the 18 different 32oz snapple bottles that we all brought with us. We were drunk for the most part and ran across the ground like lunatics, climbed trees and acted like cats for some reason.
2) Freshman Year of College, we decided to power hour with Beer to Rankin & Bass's Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, which eventually wound up as me, my friend, her boyfriend, her boyfriend's roommate, hoping into our floor's communal shower, and got ready all the while singing christmas carols obnoxiously loud.
We than went out and apparently highjacked someone's nativity scene. I ended up with the Roommate and one of the wise men in his bed.
3) Day after news years eve, went out with a few friends. I got horribly drunk that I made out with at least four people; one of them was my cousin's platoon leader, who I eventually fucked. I puked in a mcdonald's bathroom, on the f train, and passed out in a friends car and than woke up in my own room, cuddled next to my ex fuck buddy, who apparently joined our adventure at some point in the night.
4) Saint Patrick's Day... I went out and made out with the guy I had a major crush on when I was like in elementary school. I didn't realize it at first but I made out with him in drag.... he became a drag queen.
Idek with my life.
one time i told an old crush i though his penis was a foot long. funny enough we hooked up weeks later so i guess it worked!
there is also film of me doing an extreme air-drumming and sing-along to knights of cydonia by muse. its a hot meesssss. that same night i ripped my jeans right by my crotch because i thought going hiking in skinny jeans and flip flops at midnight was a great idea. there is also pictures of this GOD NO SHAME
they made daniel craig really ugly though
My uncle is talking about how Hostess shutting down is a conspiracy controlled by Obama so that the government can have more control over our food and force us to eat healthy. I MEAN... WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME?
I really can't.
And meanwhile, I am stuck living with my sister, BIL, and my nephew whose French Horn playing has not improved.
I am going into my final year of uni - currently my GPA is 6.29 out of a possible 7, I play tuba in the university band and orchestra, and I am doing a diploma in Japanese as well as my degree. How likely am I to get into graduate school/find scholarships?
(I live in Australia, but overseas opinions are good too!)
Edited at 2012-11-17 12:38 am (UTC)
My friend and I started a campaign to get a Lana Del Rey song to appear on Carrie. I have an issue with Lana Del Rey and her music video for Ride, but I can't deny that her music would be amazing if it were featured on Carrie. Here's some links:
http://lanadelreyforcarrie.tumblr.com/
https://www.facebook.com/LanaDelReyPlea
https://twitter.com/LDRSingOnCarrie
This is totally wishful thinking and I think I'm more invested in this than my friend is (he basically just had the idea), but in any case, I need advice on what to write in order to persuade people to like and follow those links. What do Lana Del Rey fans think? Do you agree? If so, why do you think Lana's music should be a part of Carrie?