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FFAF: November 16, 2012






THE WINNERS FOR THE COSTUME CONTEST


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arianagrande 17th-Nov-2012 12:19 am (UTC)
I been eating too much pizza this past month. Everyday it's pizza night.
alexander2808 17th-Nov-2012 12:23 am (UTC)
that's terrible!
hello_samm 17th-Nov-2012 12:41 am (UTC)
that's amazing! i love pizza.
pimpmytardis 17th-Nov-2012 12:20 am (UTC)
I just baked 8 loaves of cranberry bread for Thanksgiving. We still have extra cranberries so maybe we'll make 2 more loaves. Sooo good.
twowaymirrrors 17th-Nov-2012 12:20 am (UTC)
I just went to the bar with my sister (and parents) because it was her birthday. They had free wings out so that was pretty much my dinner but now I'm getting hungry again because I didn't eat anything today and we don't really have any food in the house right now yayyy.
williammiller 17th-Nov-2012 12:20 am (UTC)

fans showing Rob his ’Jumping Rob” cut out board
celtic_thistle 17th-Nov-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
lmao he fucking hates his life
trixx_r4_kidz 17th-Nov-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
lolllllll
aprilfunk 17th-Nov-2012 12:28 am (UTC)
LOL IRL
pickledprose 17th-Nov-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
lol he is so cute
blessedbell 17th-Nov-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
his face gives me so much life
fuckyess 17th-Nov-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
i'm SO HAPPY for all the new "rob hates his life" videos and gifs that come out with a new movie

i love him
meepstah 17th-Nov-2012 12:26 am (UTC)
ROFLLLLLLLLLL
loverelapse 17th-Nov-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
i don't think they'd appreciate my genitalia so none of them
pickledprose 17th-Nov-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
there's no body hair :(
fuckyess 17th-Nov-2012 12:24 am (UTC)
i'd rather not
williammiller 17th-Nov-2012 12:27 am (UTC)
No thanks
foureyedgirl 17th-Nov-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
mfte
spydergamez 17th-Nov-2012 12:27 am (UTC)
ugh it's like a chinese buffet. white washed and totally greasy
cerseilannister 17th-Nov-2012 12:43 am (UTC)
i wanted a brown guy so no thx sis
bohhead 17th-Nov-2012 12:20 am (UTC)
i am watching last week's SNL n lmao at anne hathaway's claire danes impression
ceilidh_ann 17th-Nov-2012 12:20 am (UTC)
For any Brits that are interested, my best friend's going to be on the game show Pointless on Monday! He's refused to tell us how well he did on it so we need to wait to air date to see if he's won the massive jackpot that's been accumulating.
nelson_out 17th-Nov-2012 12:25 am (UTC)
Not a Brit, but I've seen Pointless when I've travelled there, AND I LOVE THAT SHOW!
trixx_r4_kidz 17th-Nov-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
i almost shit myself at work today in a classroom full of teeanged boys. i managed to get security to cover for me incthe nick of time. lordt i am so happy i pulled that off because if they witnessed that i wouldve literally died of shame lawlz. yea, so that was my Friday -_-


#ibsproblems#periodpoopz
tutuhead 17th-Nov-2012 12:29 am (UTC)
rofl. tbh i wouldve just ran out the door and hoped that they didnt burn the place down before i got back.
forkmeup 17th-Nov-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
I HAVE OFFICIALLY APPLIED FOR GRAD SCHOOL, GUIZE!
loverelapse 17th-Nov-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
good luck!
forkmeup 17th-Nov-2012 12:35 am (UTC)
thanks bb!
rambling_road 17th-Nov-2012 12:28 am (UTC)
Yay!!!! What program??
williammiller 17th-Nov-2012 12:33 am (UTC)
Good luck!
_urbanista 17th-Nov-2012 01:16 am (UTC)
i need to do the same. GOOD LUCK, BB!
johnjie 17th-Nov-2012 02:12 am (UTC)
Good luck!
batsublue 17th-Nov-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
thetxbelle 17th-Nov-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
Today I had a really bad episode of PTSD/ reliving fears from my childhood because my dad went through a period of extreme depression and was hell to live with. As a result my mom ended up taking me shopping and buying me all this shit despite the fact that I'm 33 because she still feels bad. I don't feel guilty at all.
foureyedgirl 17th-Nov-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
Aw sorry bb, but at least you got lots of nice things out of a bad episode. ♥
foureyedgirl 17th-Nov-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
How do my fellow poor people find/afford apts? My sister and I need to gtfo of my parents' house but we are so poor, and can't afford shit, and we don't know anyone needing a roommate.

in positive news, got my first paycheck from target so at least I can pay my cc pmts.
thetxbelle 17th-Nov-2012 12:23 am (UTC)
Can you look into government housing of some kind? I think I remember your post from a week or so ago, if you're under 18 maybe you should talk to some social services? Good luck bb
foureyedgirl 17th-Nov-2012 12:36 am (UTC)
Yeah I think we're going to have to look into that. It just seems so daunting..I know trying to get government help is like never ending hoops to get through. No, I'm much older than 18. TY bb
fuckyess 17th-Nov-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
I WORK FOR TWELVE HOURS TOMORROW

AND THEN TEN THE NEXT DAY

WOW
williammiller 17th-Nov-2012 12:33 am (UTC)
Weeping 4 u right now.
fuckyess 17th-Nov-2012 12:34 am (UTC)
luckily part of that includes doing a photoshoot in costumes because i work at a local year round costume shop, so i hope it's fun and shit
twowaymirrrors 17th-Nov-2012 01:03 am (UTC)
at least you'll be making lots of money?
trials_by_fire 17th-Nov-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
guys, i need your embarrassing drunk stories so i can stop feeling like such a chode about last night. smh.
judgmental 17th-Nov-2012 12:23 am (UTC)
I was drunk and randomly remembered that I hated this bitch that used to bully me in middle school so I walked to her house (a few blocks from where I was) and was about to knock her door but my friends stopped me so I turned back and threw up on her mailbox and left.

It's a fan favourite.
trials_by_fire 17th-Nov-2012 12:32 am (UTC)
hahahaha that's brillant
hoodoo 17th-Nov-2012 03:42 am (UTC)
thats pretty amazing
hershelwalker 17th-Nov-2012 12:24 am (UTC)
um. when I was like 13 I went wasted to a party with my ~cool older cousin and did the robot to fergalicious before throwing up hot dogs and passing out
scornedsaint 17th-Nov-2012 12:30 am (UTC)
At my best friend's 21st, she passed out sparkling wine so we could all toast her at midnight (when it became her actual birthday). No one really liked the sparkling, so I started grabbing peoples' glasses and pouring theirs into my glass, all while dancing on the couch and singing "Party in the USA"
aprilfunk 17th-Nov-2012 12:32 am (UTC)
did gangnam style drunk
thetxbelle 17th-Nov-2012 12:34 am (UTC)
I once slapped my husband when I was drunk because he wouldn't let me drive home (thank God) however this was before we dated so I was pretty mortified to learn I slapped my friend/crush at the time. FWIW I've never driven drunk I'm not usually that mean or stupid.
cerseilannister 17th-Nov-2012 12:45 am (UTC)
i'm a pretty good, perky drunk but i vaguely recall performing a catwalk for a bunch of ppl bc i said i was like naomi campbell and falling on my ass bc i tripped on my heels.
hazel_belle 17th-Nov-2012 12:48 am (UTC)
I have Four Stories for you:

1) I was sixteen and it was on a school trip to our School's Mother Home (I went to a Catholic All Girl, and this was the main house for the nuns order that taught in our school), we snuck a handle of svedka and poured into the 18 different 32oz snapple bottles that we all brought with us. We were drunk for the most part and ran across the ground like lunatics, climbed trees and acted like cats for some reason.

2) Freshman Year of College, we decided to power hour with Beer to Rankin & Bass's Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, which eventually wound up as me, my friend, her boyfriend, her boyfriend's roommate, hoping into our floor's communal shower, and got ready all the while singing christmas carols obnoxiously loud.

We than went out and apparently highjacked someone's nativity scene. I ended up with the Roommate and one of the wise men in his bed.

3) Day after news years eve, went out with a few friends. I got horribly drunk that I made out with at least four people; one of them was my cousin's platoon leader, who I eventually fucked. I puked in a mcdonald's bathroom, on the f train, and passed out in a friends car and than woke up in my own room, cuddled next to my ex fuck buddy, who apparently joined our adventure at some point in the night.

4) Saint Patrick's Day... I went out and made out with the guy I had a major crush on when I was like in elementary school. I didn't realize it at first but I made out with him in drag.... he became a drag queen.
calinewarkwc69 17th-Nov-2012 01:00 am (UTC)
Well, there was the one where I shit my pants on a cruise but I think the better one is when I puked in the gutter after too many rounds of beer pong, and then my friends just left me passed out on the sidewalk. For HOURS... somehow I got home, and when I woke up at 4AM to a bunch of people at my house, I found a girl peeing in my bathroom sink...

Idek with my life.
missloom 17th-Nov-2012 01:17 am (UTC)
So many to choose from... lol. Just shrug it off; people won't remember these things in a few months anyway.
hoodoo 17th-Nov-2012 03:38 am (UTC)
god i have way too many.
one time i told an old crush i though his penis was a foot long. funny enough we hooked up weeks later so i guess it worked!
there is also film of me doing an extreme air-drumming and sing-along to knights of cydonia by muse. its a hot meesssss. that same night i ripped my jeans right by my crotch because i thought going hiking in skinny jeans and flip flops at midnight was a great idea. there is also pictures of this GOD NO SHAME
judgmental 17th-Nov-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
where can a buy sweater dresses? not too expensive bc I'm on a budget
judgmental 17th-Nov-2012 12:25 am (UTC)
awesome ty
hello_samm 17th-Nov-2012 12:47 am (UTC)
h&m, victoriassecret.com
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