Ugh well luckily most of my flack was along the lines of OMG YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONS HDU ENJOY SOMETHING LESS THAN LIKE TWO YEARS AFTER A BREAK-UP instead of calling me a whore, but yeah, it's so fucking ridiculous. Just people all distraught that you aren't basically clutching your ovaries and contemplating the ways you could have better satisfied your man.

IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, the ex didn't experience basically any of that. We talk now (hell it's been 4 years since we broke up - still with the same "rebound" dude) and he's just like "yeah everyone said they felt bad but then they all bought me drinks lol" Surpriiiiise.