9:41 pm - 11/16/2012

Missouri Man Accused of Plotting Breaking Dawn Movie Theater Shooting


A Missouri man named Blaec Lammers is accused of planning a mass shooting at a screening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 this weekend.

Fortunately, authorities stopped him in time.

The 20-year-old was apprehended in Bolivar and charged with first-degree assault, making a terroristic threat and armed criminal action after his alarmed mother contacted police on Thursday.

Lammers allegedly bought assault rifles and more than 400 rounds of ammunition in a plot apparently meant to copycat last July’s massacre at a showing of The Dark Knight Rises in Aurora, Colorado.


I can't believe this is a thing now.

tryxkittie 16th-Nov-2012 09:56 pm (UTC)
someone spoil me for the end of the movie
theratwhispers 16th-Nov-2012 09:56 pm (UTC)
The battle is all a vision, everyone is happy.

missjersey 16th-Nov-2012 09:58 pm (UTC)
The vampire mafia says that they're coming, Alice has a premonition of a huge battle and people dying, the mafia comes, people talk, everyone goes home happy.

At least that's what in the book. IDK if they changed it.
fight4thislove 16th-Nov-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
in the movie, the huge battle is shown on screen, killing off numerous wolfpack and cullen clan members and then bam, its all a vision lol
chandyland11 16th-Nov-2012 10:00 pm (UTC)
Copy/pasted from another post... SPOILERS, obviously:

Okay so, in the books, The Volturi comes to town to fuck shit up because they found out about the Demon baby and think its dangerous, so the Cullens get an army together to fight. And then the Volturi show up and basically sit down for crumpets and tea and a chat and a whole lot of nothing happens because Alice shows up at the last minute and shows Aro (the lead Volturi guy) the future to assure him that Demon Baby is a cool bitch. And Aro's like "oh ok cool" and they leave and everyone lives happily ever after and its the stupidest fucking thing ever.

But in the movie, the same thing happens, and Alice shows up at the last second and shows Aro the future, but then she stops and is like "Wait a fucking second, you're planning to kill us anyway? Dick." And she fucking roundhouse kicks the motherfucker in the face and starts a war. So Carlisle is like OH HELL NO and runs toward the Volturi and Aro literally just rips his head off and sets him on fire and he's dead. And then Bella and Edward go into whoopass mode and Bella actually becomes badass for once and they start killing all the Volturi. And Jasper gets beheaded and set on fire and Seth the baby wolf gets really graphically crushed and dies and his sister Leah falls off a cliff to her death and Alice beats the shit out of Dakota Fanning and Edward falls off the cliff and Bella's like WHAT THE FUCK and saves him and then they kill Aro. Keep in mind this battle scene literally lasts about thirty minutes.

And then it flashes back to Alice showing Aro the future and he is basically shitting his fucking pants because he just saw the future of him dying and he's like "OH SHIT LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" and everyone leaves.

I loved it because it honestly felt like it was making fun of the fact that nothing happens in the book and its glorious and all the little white fangirls in the audience were sobbing in terror. It was beautiful.
violue 16th-Nov-2012 10:06 pm (UTC)
omg I was all horrified reading this... I can't believe I cared that they died

so ashamed r/n
revelried 16th-Nov-2012 10:10 pm (UTC)
reidacted 16th-Nov-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)

Need to see this.
hope_remains 16th-Nov-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
I'm not very invested in the accuracy of this, nor a Twilight fan, but I did read the books back in the day.

Doesn't part of the reason the Volturi leave have to do with, like, some other part-vampire child that Bella meets or some shit? A boy? And somehow meeting that kid teaches Bella that her daughter will eventually grow into an adult? ...Or something like that?
thetrustoryofme 16th-Nov-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
im confused. in the book, thats not what happens. alice doesnt show him a vision. they have that other halfbreed/vampy human to show him that she isnt a threat.
anna_bea2 16th-Nov-2012 10:16 pm (UTC)
ngl I gasped/shocked when you said that Carlisle gets his head ripped off...then I got to the end and I loled
love_keiko 16th-Nov-2012 10:16 pm (UTC)
And then it flashes back to Alice showing Aro the future and he is basically shitting his fucking pants because he just saw the future of him dying and he's like "OH SHIT LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" and everyone leaves.

OMG! well damn at least we get a battle scene!
dynamite_state 16th-Nov-2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
omg I need to see this. was gonna see it anyway just for the feeling of completion but this made me 100x excited
rinanina101 16th-Nov-2012 10:26 pm (UTC)
it was all a dream
jsrocks 17th-Nov-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
Hurley imagined it.
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