11:25 am - 11/16/2012


All one direction wants for christmas

There is, as Dorothy so eloquently put it, no place like home. Especially at Christmas, and especially for the five hardworking members of Britain’s most popular boy band. After a year in which they toured the U.K. and Ireland, Australia and New Zealand, and 21 cities in North America; landed a spot at the Olympics closing ceremony; and recorded a new album, the lads of One Direction are looking forward to some downtime with family and friends. “I’ll probably go home to Ireland and do the same thing as every year: drink, eat, and sleep a lot,” says Niall Horan, 19. “Just chill out, become fat. We always go to the pub on Christmas Eve.”
“It’s the Christmas dinner,” says Harry Styles, 18, who tackles it with a Jagger-esque swagger. “You go in hard. Then about 7 o’clock, watching a film, you make a turkey sandwich.”

Since forming in 2010 for season seven of Britain’s The X Factor (they finished third), One Direction have become a phenomenon worth an estimated $42 million, a figure that may double next year. Their first album, Up All Night, debuted at No. 1 in the U.S., a feat no other Brits—not even the Beatles or the Rolling Stones—ever managed. At September’s MTV Video Music Awards, they won three Moonmen, including Best Pop Video for “What Makes You Beautiful.” “That and doing the Olympics was when I thought, ‘This is bigger than I ever expected it to be,’” says Liam Payne, 19. The band’s second album, Take Me Home, has just been released.
Despite their success, the band members retain a refreshing mix of innocence, charm, and cocksureness, ribbing each other as they don winter wear for their PARADE shoot. All have sensibly plowed their newfound wealth into property—for themselves and, in the case of 19-year-old Zayn Malik, for Mum and Dad. “Now that we have a bit of money, it is nice to get gifts for people,” says Zayn, who bought his parents a house in Bradford, England, where he grew up. “Before I was getting and not really giving.”
Intense media and fan scrutiny ensures that every new hairstyle or offbeat occurrence (“I lost a shoe in Paris,” says Liam, “and that made world news”) gets maximum exposure, making a trip to the shops difficult. Still, the boys like to splash their cash in person. “It’s nice to go and pick out stuff rather than doing it online,” says Harry. Adds Louis Tomlinson, 20, “I do a bit of both. I prefer to go out, but it’s finding the time and the motivation, because [when] we’ve got time off it’s nice to do nothing.”
If it comes to it, there’s always One Direction merchandise to hand out. “My little cousin might get a few dolls,” Zayn says with a laugh. “But I don’t think my mum would be too happy with a doll of me for Christmas.”
And what will they get their bandmates? “I don’t think we’ve ever bought each other a Christmas present,” muses Liam. “If it’s somebody’s birthday, I have to arrange the present—always late because I’m a bit lazy. I’m not about to become the Christmas Man as well. That’s too many jobs.”


Pepper spray
Tazer
BB gun
you 1d fans know why he would want these things
singing lessons
i already finished my shopping
and i am going to a parade tomorrow
asdfghjhkl; i am that obnoxious friend that starts wearing christmas sweaters and decorates her house on november 1st i d e c
also i love how liam calls santa "the christmas man"
Edited at 2012-11-16 04:47 pm (UTC)
lol liam is such a dope
i love it
I was checking my tumblr this morning at work and I clicked on WHAT I THOUGHT was a Breaking Dawn movie review.
NOPE.
PORN.
PORN THAT WAS DISGUISED AS A MOVIE REVIEW.
AND NOW I'M FREAKING OUT BECAUSE MY BOSS GETS EVERYONES INTERNET HITS SENT TO A LOG ON HIS COMPUTER BUT I CLOSED OUT OF IT REALLY QUICKLY AND IDK HOW OFTEN HE CHECKS IT BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET FIRED FOR ACCIDENTALLY SEEING PORN ON THE WORK COMPUTER OMG.
SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE.
Edited at 2012-11-16 04:50 pm (UTC)
Was it a porn site, or just porn on a tumblr blog? If he sees just the URL appearing once, you might be okay.
TY BB I HAVE MISSED YOU AND THIS PLACE SO MUCH
but like
Also, oblig:
This is me and a reason why I can't wait for Thanksgiving so I can eat all the turkey sandwiches I want for a week
jk, that's the christmas spirit!
they are so GD adorable
Niall hon with your metabolism i think that's pm impossible lol