When I was went to see Skyfall, a preview for this came on, and the entire theater was cracking the fuck up. The best one was this old lady behind me who was probably the most offended, and called Lohan classless trash.

No matter how much Lindsay tries it, she'll never have a comeback. There are other, newer, more talented actresses* taking roles that she could only dream of/spread a rumor that she's in the running for.

*who show up to work, not inhibited by drugs, don't steal shit, obey laws, etc