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Noel Gallagher: 'Liam's like a squeaky toy that swears a lot... in a blazer'



Noel Gallagher has taken another stab at his brother Liam, calling him a "squeaky toy that swears a lot... in a blazer".

The High Flying Birds frontman was speaking on BBC 6 Music this morning (November 14) after his show at London's O2 Shepherds Bush Arena last night.

When asked by host Shaun Keaveny if his mum ever wants to bang their heads together as they fight so much, Noel replied: "I'm 45. He's 40. It's not like me with my two lads – "Give him his Darth Vader mask now!" It's not like that. He's doing his thing. I'm doing mine. We texted each other at Christmas. I saw him at a party after the Olympics – he did the usual which was hurl an insult at me and walk off... nothing new there."

He added: "He's like a squeaky toy that swears a lot... in a blazer."

Last month, Noel poked fun at his brothers' band Beady Eye, saying that the band's singer did them a "disservice".

"The thing with Beady Eye is… their singer does them a great disservice," he said. "By pronouncing that they will eventually be bigger than Oasis? I was just like, 'Oh, dear'. But I think they caught a lot of flak that was quite undeserved, really. It’s only their first album. I think they’ve got a great album in them next time. They need one. They fucking need one, that’s for sure."

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bssybuse 15th-Nov-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
ia i could never come up with something like this: "He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup."

and my personal favorite: "Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts."
maidenhell 15th-Nov-2012 03:09 am (UTC)
LOL - the first one ALWAYS makes me laugh.
kurtvonnegut 15th-Nov-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
lol my fav is about billie joe armstrong

“Fuck right off. I’m not having him. I just don’t like his head.”
etoile_amore 15th-Nov-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
LMAO
maidenhell 15th-Nov-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
Sorry to comment bomb you but the second one is hilarious too: "Zorro on doughnuts"...so accurate. LOL
bienenkiste 15th-Nov-2012 03:11 am (UTC)
"a man with a fork in a world of soup" is one of my favorite things EVER

and i laughed for 87 years @ zorro on doughnuts tbh
briebellamy 15th-Nov-2012 03:12 am (UTC)
the soup comment is forever my favourite. it always makes me cackle
snuffyqui45 15th-Nov-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
also, one of them comparing the Franz Ferdinand singer to Right Sigh Fred will always make me lol.
bienenkiste 15th-Nov-2012 03:19 am (UTC)
OMG YES LMAO
I love Alex but holy shit that was hilarious
snuffyqui45 15th-Nov-2012 03:21 am (UTC)
mte. That and Mumford & Sons looking Amish. He's hilarious when he's not so insufferable.
saltireflower 15th-Nov-2012 03:24 am (UTC)
lmao this whole thread is killing me
judgmental 15th-Nov-2012 03:30 am (UTC)
lmaaaaoooo zorro on donuts
michelleantonia 15th-Nov-2012 06:50 am (UTC)
LMFAO PERFECTION
nimberlane 15th-Nov-2012 07:57 am (UTC)
LOL THAT SHADE SLAYS ME
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