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Noel Gallagher: 'Liam's like a squeaky toy that swears a lot... in a blazer'



Noel Gallagher has taken another stab at his brother Liam, calling him a "squeaky toy that swears a lot... in a blazer".

The High Flying Birds frontman was speaking on BBC 6 Music this morning (November 14) after his show at London's O2 Shepherds Bush Arena last night.

When asked by host Shaun Keaveny if his mum ever wants to bang their heads together as they fight so much, Noel replied: "I'm 45. He's 40. It's not like me with my two lads – "Give him his Darth Vader mask now!" It's not like that. He's doing his thing. I'm doing mine. We texted each other at Christmas. I saw him at a party after the Olympics – he did the usual which was hurl an insult at me and walk off... nothing new there."

He added: "He's like a squeaky toy that swears a lot... in a blazer."

Last month, Noel poked fun at his brothers' band Beady Eye, saying that the band's singer did them a "disservice".

"The thing with Beady Eye is… their singer does them a great disservice," he said. "By pronouncing that they will eventually be bigger than Oasis? I was just like, 'Oh, dear'. But I think they caught a lot of flak that was quite undeserved, really. It’s only their first album. I think they’ve got a great album in them next time. They need one. They fucking need one, that’s for sure."

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noon 15th-Nov-2012 02:54 am (UTC)
j f c i have no clue hew these two ugly white guys are but they are cattier than feuding church mothers
bienenkiste 15th-Nov-2012 02:55 am (UTC)
kurtvonnegut 15th-Nov-2012 02:59 am (UTC)
lmao i don't listen to oasis nor do i know anything outside of these people expect they have the best insults
bssybuse 15th-Nov-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
ia i could never come up with something like this: "He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup."

and my personal favorite: "Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts."
maidenhell 15th-Nov-2012 03:09 am (UTC)
LOL - the first one ALWAYS makes me laugh.
kurtvonnegut 15th-Nov-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
lol my fav is about billie joe armstrong

“Fuck right off. I’m not having him. I just don’t like his head.”
maidenhell 15th-Nov-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
Sorry to comment bomb you but the second one is hilarious too: "Zorro on doughnuts"...so accurate. LOL
bienenkiste 15th-Nov-2012 03:11 am (UTC)
"a man with a fork in a world of soup" is one of my favorite things EVER

and i laughed for 87 years @ zorro on doughnuts tbh
briebellamy 15th-Nov-2012 03:12 am (UTC)
the soup comment is forever my favourite. it always makes me cackle
snuffyqui45 15th-Nov-2012 03:19 am (UTC)
this is true. Liam is hilarious tbh.

I mentioned my fave downthread but this one about Bono always cracks me the fuck up.

“Play ’One’, shut the fuck up about Africa.”
sviibwhapp 15th-Nov-2012 05:47 am (UTC)
I love this one about Mumford and Sons.

"They look like fucking Amish people. You know, them ones with the big sideys that don't use electricity? Growing their own food and putting barns up. I need music to be a bit more sexy and played by people who look a bit fucking dangerous."

I also love this quote that Mark E Smith from The Fall said about Mumford and Sons
“There was this other group warming up … and they were terrible. I said, ‘Shut them cunts up!’ And they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them … I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers.”
snuffyqui45 15th-Nov-2012 03:00 am (UTC)
they are sf ridiculous.

skeet_skeet 15th-Nov-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
They're pathetic actually.
skeet_skeet 15th-Nov-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
Oh, and neither of them is as good as they think they are.
freeze_i_say 15th-Nov-2012 06:34 pm (UTC)
yep
briebellamy 15th-Nov-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
lol omg never change
bienenkiste 15th-Nov-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
omg qt icon
briebellamy 15th-Nov-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
thanks bb
ginger_maya 15th-Nov-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
GROW UP. BOTH OF YOU.
twowaymirrrors 15th-Nov-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
They hate each other? Well I never!

just shut up, no one cares about your intense sibling rivalry.
classic_mold137 15th-Nov-2012 03:18 am (UTC)
Oh. Tbh, that's the only bit of their lives that interests me.
goldengal1193 15th-Nov-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
Haha. Wow.
grammaire 15th-Nov-2012 03:07 am (UTC)
Every fucking thing these two idiots say makes my eyes roll back into my head.
snuffyqui45 15th-Nov-2012 03:11 am (UTC)
I'll admit, this one cracks me the fuck up.

On Radiohead: "Them writing a song about a fucking tree? Give me a fucking break! A thousand year old tree? Go fuck yourself!"
briebellamy 15th-Nov-2012 03:15 am (UTC)
I love Radiohead but all Noel quotes about them are hilarious: "If you’re gonna write a love song, write it from the heart. And write it about someone you actually love. I’m not going to mention her name, because people don’t know her, but I make it as universal as possible. My whole attitude toward songs like that is that if you’re going to fucking say it, say it. Don’t piss around pretending it’s a song about a tree when it’s really about sex. And I’m talking about Radiohead here."
michelleantonia 15th-Nov-2012 06:53 am (UTC)
HAHAA
bienenkiste 15th-Nov-2012 03:16 am (UTC)
I liked when he talked about Keane tbh

“I feel sorry for Keane. No matter how hard they try they’ll always be squares. Even if one of them started injecting heroin into onto his cock people would go ‘Yeah but your dad was a vicar, good night’.”

i mean
my_drama_only 15th-Nov-2012 03:12 am (UTC)
Why do they hate each other?
snuffyqui45 15th-Nov-2012 03:13 am (UTC)
they're both insufferable twats, of course they won't get along.
bienenkiste 15th-Nov-2012 03:17 am (UTC)
why not
michelleantonia 15th-Nov-2012 06:53 am (UTC)
They're brothers
manubibi 15th-Nov-2012 07:28 am (UTC)
My theory is that they fucking love eachother to bits and I also ship them because I'm a bad person. They just can't stay in the same room without pissing eachother off - even without being in the same continent, thinking about it.
atrum_silva 15th-Nov-2012 03:14 am (UTC)
I went to see Oasis years ago and although Liam was present at the show he would not come out on stage at all. Noel had to sing every song. Pissed my Wheaties let me tell you.
menorahmajora 15th-Nov-2012 03:17 am (UTC)
and you're both overrated twats.

Blur > Oasis
freeze_i_say 15th-Nov-2012 06:35 pm (UTC)
so much truth <3
moo_shoe 15th-Nov-2012 03:17 am (UTC)
Flaw-free humans. <3
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