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5:44 pm - 11/14/2012

How to win the CDFA/Vogue Fashion Fund: Be wealthy and well-connected.

Every year CFDA/Vogue holds its fancy, celeb-filled soiree to announce the winner of its award for designers. The winner gets $300,000 plus mentoring from fashion industry professionals. The two runners-up get $100,000 each plus mentoring.



Behold this year’s winners who were all clearly hard up for cash and connections

Winner:
Greg Chait won for his lush knitwear-based collection The Elder Statesman which sells expensive-ass blankets starting at $2,000 bucks. Greg is the former CEO of Tsubi jeans- a company that made over $20 million in 2007. He also dated Ashley Olsen.

Runners Up
Jennifer Meyer Maguire: She’s a jewelry designer who’s married to actor Tobey Maguire. Her dad is Universal Studios president Ron Meyer. Her celeb clients and friends include Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson, and Reese Witherspoon . So as you can see she desperately needs both financing and connections. It’s not like she can roll over in bed and ask Tobey-poo to break her off from their joint account or ask her loaded Daddy for funds. It’s better that she accept money that could go to talented designers who actually need it.

Tabitha Simmons:Former Model and shoe designer and who happens to be married to one of the top fashion photographers in the World— Craig McDean . Craig shoots for lowly-regarded magazines like Vogue & W and has done campaigns for little known brands like Gucci, Oscar de la Renta, Yves Saint Laurent, Calvin Klein…etc. It’s doubtful that his income and connections with stylists, designers, and editors along with her own connections from modeling would have been of any use to Simmons though. While you mull that over you can check out pics of their Chelsea apartment that was featured in Vogue—and you know Vogue only features the homes of really poor people.









Seriously, how you gonna have a fund that gives money and mentorship to people who are already wealthy and well-connected?

ONTDers who have design aspirations—you needn’t worry. All you have to do is be born rich or marry someone rich then walk by Anna Wintour’s office and you’re all set.

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puro_desmadre 15th-Nov-2012 12:06 am (UTC)
I sat in front of Jennifer Meyer in a spin class one day and she was a fucking entitled annoying bitch who never shut the fuck up the entire class and talked to her friend like they were at fucking afternoon tea. The teacher was pissed, the class was pissed, I was ready to cut a bitch. So fuck her and her jewelry for ruining my ride.
tryandkissher 15th-Nov-2012 12:19 am (UTC)
Dang, u mad

Seriously though, I really hate it when people talk at inappropriate times. So fucking rude. Wait until you're done with the movie/meeting/class whatthefuckever
bluepassiflora 15th-Nov-2012 01:11 am (UTC)
I'm at the point in life where I sometimes just tell people to STFU. I was in a local state park at an overlook watching the sun set and this vapid young girl was 20 yards from me talking to this guy like she was talking across a crowded room. She was, like, talking about how, like, we totally don't have real freedom, and like, mushrooms are so great and she couldn't, like, explain that to the other students in her class because, like, they don't know psychedelics and she tried "to rebuttal" them but couldn't.

I turned around and told them that I was trying to the enjoy the view and I could hear every part of their conversation, would they please keep it down. I know I got called a bitch under their breath, but IDGAF.
thalassaemia 15th-Nov-2012 01:27 am (UTC)
you should have farted in her direction or something.
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