conan white teeth
omg this hits too close to home.

when I was a kid I went to FAO Schwarz in SF with my Dad and a guy dressed like a nutcracker who worked there legit followed me . He was supposed to stay still generally, but as I went up the escalator I saw his eyes follow me from under that tin hat. Next thing I know he is on the escalator too, abandoning his post. I got my Nickelodeon Smud and was out of there.