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Aliases celebrities use when going incognito

When Johnny Depp checks into a hotel, the A-list actor probably won’t be using his real name. Instead, you can just call him Mr. Drip Noodle.

That’s the moniker the “Pirates of the Caribbean” star has been known to register under to protect his privacy, according to Us Weekly.

But he’s not the only celebrity with a covert identity.Collapse )

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goldynchickie 14th-Nov-2012 04:44 pm (UTC)
Well, they're going to need to change their names now. You would think they would choose names that weren't obviously fake.
turnofthelightv 14th-Nov-2012 04:49 pm (UTC)
Why Fergie needs an alias? Do people really care about her that much?
divaty 14th-Nov-2012 04:57 pm (UTC)
You'd think she could just use her real name.
watchsnowfall 14th-Nov-2012 04:53 pm (UTC)
why wouldn't you check in under something epic though. I'D CHOOSE ARYA STARK
tundrabeast 14th-Nov-2012 05:00 pm (UTC)
Well then people would think you were Maisie Williams and get all disappointed about it when you turned out not to be.
_myaugust 14th-Nov-2012 05:01 pm (UTC)
These names sound so ridiculous that it's obvious someone is using a fake. It seems like it defeats the purpose. Why not use a generic name like Amanda Bale or something?
brokenbeauty08 14th-Nov-2012 05:09 pm (UTC)
Brad and Angelina's aliases are actually kinda cute and clever.

NO1CURR about Kstew, why does she need one?

and LOL, Jay-Z is full of himself. I can't.
pineandapple 14th-Nov-2012 05:18 pm (UTC)
At least create normal aliases, dumbasses.
xpirate_queenx 14th-Nov-2012 10:31 pm (UTC)
I've heard part of the reason some of them use the silly names is purely for the satisfaction of hearing the hotel staff say the names aloud.

"Mr. Noodle, your car is waiting outside."
snark_ranger 14th-Nov-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
Fun fact: Phoebe Cates uses my mother's name at hotels and my mother just find out a couple years ago. (They have a mutual friend that told her to use my mother's name)

Edited at 2012-11-14 05:25 pm (UTC)
meepstah 14th-Nov-2012 05:28 pm (UTC)
lol @ Camel Z
You wish

Umg Angie's is qt. brad too I guess
xellabelle 14th-Nov-2012 05:44 pm (UTC)
Wouldn't you check in under something generic like Mark Johnson though in order to actually go icognito?

If someone saw the name 'Chandler Bing' they'd know it was an alias.
floetcist 14th-Nov-2012 09:30 pm (UTC)
But they wont know who
vonlisbon 14th-Nov-2012 05:49 pm (UTC)
I'm indifferent towards Beiber up until this very moment. For some reason knowing he checks in as Chandler Bing just makes me want to punch him.

Also, I'm glad I'm eating a bowl of rice rn 'cause if I weren't holy shit I'd want some after seeing the Pilafs.
vonlisbon 14th-Nov-2012 05:52 pm (UTC)
They should all start checking in under other celebs' names just to throw everyone off. All these bitches will be outside waiting for Nick Jonas and Gary Busey will pop out like RAR SURPRISE.
delleve 14th-Nov-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
reidacted 14th-Nov-2012 08:09 pm (UTC)
friarsfire ALIASES YOU'D USE14th-Nov-2012 06:24 pm (UTC)
Or what you'd change your name to?
jaimelannister Re: ALIASES YOU'D USE14th-Nov-2012 06:39 pm (UTC)
I gave my name as Arya (as in Arya Stark) twice at Starbucks, neither spelt it correctly. They clearly weren't ASOIAF/GOT fans.
ponpiri Re: ALIASES YOU'D USE14th-Nov-2012 07:20 pm (UTC)
Aurelia. I love A names.
piratesswoop Re: ALIASES YOU'D USE14th-Nov-2012 08:54 pm (UTC)
xpirate_queenx Re: ALIASES YOU'D USE14th-Nov-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
Precious Lilywhite
bohhead 14th-Nov-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
lmao jasmine pilaf
shining_lore 14th-Nov-2012 07:10 pm (UTC)
I worked at a resort in Las Vegas. Michael Jackson was Cloud Jackon, and Queen Latifa was Bunny Smith
reidacted 14th-Nov-2012 08:10 pm (UTC)
Aw Michael's.
tipsily_be 14th-Nov-2012 07:10 pm (UTC)
I'll check in under my fake porn star name: Pepper Shandon
xpirate_queenx 14th-Nov-2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
Dixie Kitty would be mine under the same circumstances.
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