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8:02 am - 11/14/2012

Aliases celebrities use when going incognito



When Johnny Depp checks into a hotel, the A-list actor probably won’t be using his real name. Instead, you can just call him Mr. Drip Noodle.

That’s the moniker the “Pirates of the Caribbean” star has been known to register under to protect his privacy, according to Us Weekly.






Brad Pitt and Angelina are also known as Bryce and Jasmine Pilaf when the superstar couple want to go incognito when checking into hotels.





Justin Timberlake has been known to go by the moniker Mr. Woodpond





and “Twilight” actress Kristen Stewart uses Chuck Steak, says the celebrity magazine.





Hip hop star Jay-Z uses the alias Frank Sinatra, whom he raps about — “I’m the new Sinatra” — in his Big Apple anthem “Empire State of Mind.”





Meanwhile, Justin Bieber checks in under the name Chandler Bing, which was Matthew Perry’s character on “Friends,”





while Fergie goes by Penny Lane, a street in Liverpool made famous by the Beatles in their song of the same name.



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itscomicrelief 14th-Nov-2012 04:29 pm (UTC)
I usually check in under Abortia Clinique
must_go_faster 14th-Nov-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
mine's Zukdix Fochisus, I'll look for urs next time I'm in a hotel tbh
itscomicrelief 14th-Nov-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
How fab tbh
stephaniebrown 14th-Nov-2012 04:29 pm (UTC)
justin's is qt.
sarahvma 14th-Nov-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I lol'd.
kachna_junior 14th-Nov-2012 04:29 pm (UTC)
I believe that robert pattinson used clive handjob once
sursumcorda 14th-Nov-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA
fluorescentx 14th-Nov-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
lol yes I remember reading that somewhere
icangoforthat 14th-Nov-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
lol yep

“My fake hotel name was ‘Clive Handjob’ in Paris. Everyone called me ‘Monsieur Handjob.’ That was good, cheap fun.”
— Robert Pattinson
joliefoliepolie 14th-Nov-2012 05:33 pm (UTC)
That's pretty amazing.
sursumcorda 14th-Nov-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
Timberlake's is cracking me up
must_go_faster 14th-Nov-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
now all these ppl need to find new ones, gj
reidacted 14th-Nov-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
lmao my first thought
colorstoobright 14th-Nov-2012 04:37 pm (UTC)
hahaha first thing i thought of
distant_lines 14th-Nov-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
Don't those pretty much defeat the purpose of incognito names when they're so over the top and stupid? I'd probably just use the name of a random family member with my mom's maiden name. I'd rather have an incognito name that looks regular so as to not draw much attention to it.
sandstorm 14th-Nov-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
MTE. I mean, if you're checking in under the name of a popular sitcom character, you're going to be remembered.
mynamehere07 14th-Nov-2012 04:34 pm (UTC)
IKR. Like people aren't going to think something is up when Amanda Huginkiss or Michael Hunt make reservations.
kindakooky 14th-Nov-2012 04:47 pm (UTC)
I legit know someone called Michael Hunt, and he seriously prefers to be called Mike. Don't think he's ever made the connection lol
sarahvma 14th-Nov-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
Well, someone might be able to figure out that *a* celebrity is staying there, but not which one.
andthenwevomit 14th-Nov-2012 06:24 pm (UTC)
right??
beating_heartss 15th-Nov-2012 08:30 am (UTC)
No
Hotel staff that has access to the names of those staying there usually know they have a celebrity in their hotel anyway so it doesn't really even matter.
icangoforthat 14th-Nov-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
regina falange
washizdarkbliss 14th-Nov-2012 04:51 pm (UTC)
Hi, Ken Adams, nice to meet you.
friarsfire 14th-Nov-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)




hearxmexrawr 14th-Nov-2012 04:32 pm (UTC)
Dying @ Woodpond tbh
littlepunkryo 14th-Nov-2012 04:55 pm (UTC)
for some reason it's reminding me of how I read something once that said the main character in the book he was writing (or wanted to write?) was gonna be Justin Woodriver.
tiki876 14th-Nov-2012 04:32 pm (UTC)
welp,i don't think they will ever be using those names again
reidacted 14th-Nov-2012 04:34 pm (UTC)
lbr they were due for a change
jeugd1 14th-Nov-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
Why does Fergie have one?
sarahvma 14th-Nov-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha. Ouch.
x_piemaker_x 14th-Nov-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
as if bieber knows what friends is...
katiefitch 14th-Nov-2012 04:36 pm (UTC)
plz like it was his idea he probably doesn't even know how to make hotel reservations
khloekardashian 14th-Nov-2012 04:46 pm (UTC)
yell laughed at this, tx niall
fluorescentx 14th-Nov-2012 04:37 pm (UTC)
omg dying @ Woodpond for JT
darkwarrior 14th-Nov-2012 04:39 pm (UTC)
I would try checking in as "Free Room"

Then the concierge would be all "Free Room?" and I can be all "yes thank you"
maryhurt 14th-Nov-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
lol
reidacted 14th-Nov-2012 04:42 pm (UTC)
LOL
cryapologies 16th-Nov-2012 05:26 pm (UTC)
hahah perfect
maryhurt 14th-Nov-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
ugh fergie would
sadisticsidhe 14th-Nov-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
If I was a celebrity I would pick something like Molly Robertson or Rachel Zinc. Unlikely to attract attention.
khloekardashian 14th-Nov-2012 04:48 pm (UTC)
RACHEL ZINC I LOVE YOUR WORK~!!!!!
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